What you scream/say during sex...

RKMBs

Well...are you "text book" and just moan while you're having sex (in all it's forms and varities) or do you let it all out and are a dirty-dirty boy/girl?

I'm just kinda curious...I know that some guys are quiet as mice until the moment of explosion...

It goes something like, "Oh, Meee, OHH MMEEEEEEE...!" etc. [biiiig grin]

That's the problem being single, I guess... [no no no]

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Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
It goes something like, "Oh, Meee, OHH MMEEEEEEE...!" etc.

That's the problem being single, I guess...

Heh...that was cute... :lol:

That's nothing. Try screaming out "Oh Me!" When your not single. Girls are always like "Who's Me? Some other girl?" and I'm all like "No. It's ME as in Me, Myself and I." And they are like "Oh so your seeing three other girls?" And I just sigh and shake my head.

I guess that's the problem with dating ditzes.

"Who's the Ill Mac? Huh? Whooooooooooo's the Illlllll Maaaaaaaaaaac?!?"

"...uhhh....guh....akdjakl...aww....awww gawd....
shit!....damn woman...uhhh...*phew* shit...uh....uh...uh oh... uh you might....might wanna... waaaaa...slow down...gonna...aw gawd...woman!....I-I-I... warned ya...ug!
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Dsewabnidhajepowrjpghuyrsoajdakndal!
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Was it good for you?"

DON'T STOP!!!

Franta's mom says I'm cool.

"Okay, you want me to stick it in... Oh God... Oh, this feels funny.... Something's happeni-.... Ummmm.. I think I made a mess."

Seriously, depends on the girl. The louder she is, the louder I am.

I like to make 'em beg for more......and I make sure I tell them who the MAN is. [woooOOOOoooo!]

Why you gotta declare who the man is, unless...

[izzat so?]

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Originally posted by TK-069:
Why you gotta declare who the man is, unless...

I usually am screaming....."Oh Bianca Oh Bianca."

[biiiig grin]

I always say "To quote Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew, Benjamin J. Grimm, the ever lovin' blue eyed Thing...IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Seriously.

"Is this how you want it?"

URG am allways have to say "Five time s am enough for one night and besides it am your sisters turn." [cool]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...gah, I'm sorry. [no no no]

What're you, one of dem sados?

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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Franta's mom says I'm cool.

Thats what I yell too!!!

What I scream/yell/cry out/yodel varies, but I usually make this face.

[DOH!]

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Originally posted by PJP:
I usually am screaming....."Oh Bianca Oh Bianca."

:lol:

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Originally posted by TK-069:
What're you, one of dem sados?

No, just a guy who sometimes misses the mark by 20 feet. [no no no]

I usually yell "get the damn cat out of here and close the door!"

Granola!

"Best. Orgasm. Ever." [worst. icon. ever.]

"Oh! OH! OH!! ...Psyke! I ain't stopping! You mine now, woman!"

It's Hammer time!

"Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaveman!!!!!!"

I don't usually remember what I am screaming but I usually have a pillow in my face. Think Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" I guess is the closest thing to me. Just a few decibles louder.

It really weirds me out when a guy doesn't make noise durring sex. Hearing him grunt and groan is a huge turn on. However, call me a dirty slut or a whore in the throws of passion and I'll be throwing you off me. I cannot stand that, even if nothing is meant by it. Nothing will turn me off faster...except for ice cubes.

i like it when a chick calls me a dirty slut!

dirty slut

give me some sugar baby!

Hail to the king, baby.

Ice cubes and wax! Ice cubes and wax!

"Would this be a bad time to ask what's for dinner tomorrow?"

"Suck it like I got the antidote in it, baby!"

"Dive! Dive!"

"I haven't blown a load that hard since I got a handjob from your mom!"

"Elllllllll........

KA-BONG!!!!! "

"Great Caesar's Ghost!"

"Jeepers, Miss Lane!"

"Weeeee!"

I like to recite the Green Lantern oath when I fuck.

"In Brightest day.....In blackest night.......let those who worship evil's might.....beware my power.......GREEN LANTERN"S LIGHT!!!!!"

Yeah,I know..... [sad]

"¡Ayyy! ¡Voy a estallar pronto! ¿Dónde usted lo desea? ¿Boca, puta o nalga?¡AYYY! ¡¡¡Prisa!!!"

"GRRUGGHG!.... *phew*

Man, you should see your face right now! Look likes you were hit with a banana cream pie!"

"Damn, baby, I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before..."

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TK-069 said:
"Suck it like I got the antidote in it, baby!"

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Stareena said:
I don't usually remember what I am screaming but I usually have a pillow in my face.

"I call my next trick the Kansas City Flip-Flop!"

"Who's your favorite New Kid?!"

I'm an athiest so I don't say "god." I prefer "EVOLUTION!" or "BIG BANG!"

"Oh evolution... oh evolution...!"

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TK-069 said:
"Oh evolution... oh evolution...!"

Tk you have alot to say huh?

Do I ever!

Based on other posts, when TK FINALLY gets his dinky stinky, he's probably gonna recite the whole Odyssey AND Iliad from memory, it's been so long...

You know me all too well...

Run, coward!

That am sure to get her hot.