Ok, you're mostly all big boys and girls. Everybody know what a friend with benefits is?

Ok, good. I know what it means, too.

And I have one.

And she's a woman.

We are not dating. We are not looking beyond enjoying each other's company. And the sex. She knows I have slept with men. A lot of men. We discuss it often and she is open to a threesome with another man. And yes, we fuck regularly.

So, yes, gentlemen and ladies, the gay guy is getting pussy.

Discuss.

Boy, this really stings. A gay guy is getting more than me.

-Snarf

Really though, JJ...how would you rate this girl? On a scale of 1-10?

So you are using your "gayness" as an excuse to abandon your wife and kids. I'm glad you finally came out and said it.

um...why did you quote jla and then edit it? Why didn't you just quote my post? Or are you just pissed that I was right about you all along?

without rob's blog, the gaydiation is wearing off!

<shrug> Dude, if you think you know me from my postings on this site, you are woefully, well, misguided.

I didn't abandon anybody.

And seriously, do you even know what a "wife" is?

You are just jealous that both men and women find me attractive and you have been since I first started posting.

In bed, a 9.

The rest of the time, eh, a 6. But she doesn't shave her pussy, which is good. She is perhaps the most passionate lover I have had.

Do you even know who you are? First you say you're gay because you got drunk and sucked and dick. Then you ran out on your family because of your new "life style". Now after years of us telling you that you're a fake gay you're back to women. I know you better than you know yourself.

This has got to burn some of the RKMBers here.

>First you say you're gay because you got drunk and sucked and dick.

Nope, never got drunk. Never been drunk. Ever. Stoned, yes. Drunk, no. Never sucked dick stoned, haven't been stoned since high school.

>Then you ran out on your family because of your new "life style"

Nope again. The factors in my divorce have always been more complicated than just my sexuality.

>you're a fake gay you're back to women. I know you better than you know yourself

I'm not back to women. I have a friend with whom I'm having sex and she's female. I know, I know. It's complicated. I don't expect you to get it since you're still trying to figure out lots of things. I'd mention some if I remembered that much about you, but I don't. Sorry, be more interesting and I might.

But I have said ON THIS WEBSITE that I like hairy pussy. My FWB has one. If she didn't, I wouldn't be doing it with her.

I still like men. I have told her that. She came on to me over the summer and fall, understood my requirements well before we had sex, and understands that I will again have sex with a man.

Doubtless.

It's an interesting situation for me right now.

PS. She's 30. I'm 45.

Snarf, this thread is for fake gays, not real gays.

Fake gay, real gay. Fake straight, real straight.

And what are you rex? Or are you hoping to find out one day?

I know I am straight. I am not you. I am not confused by myself. I am better than you.

this thread is confusing!!!

oh, it's also not confusing

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jim, does the fact that snarf is a dude and a pussy do anything for you? it should be noted he has no hair.

Man. Jim Jackson and I are far from best buddies. (Although we've occasionally had friendly words.)

But I side with Jim Jackson on this one. He was just posting out of clear happiness, and a bit of humor. And Rex, alone of the posters here had to just rip into him and do his level best to destroy it.

Jim, I think everyone else here is happy for you.

Fuck Rex, ignore him, move on. He's a worthless piece of crap who delights in others' misery. And absent that, whatever misery he can manufacture.
But we're on to you Rex. It doesn't work anymore.

Hey Jim,

Any chance she is just trying to get you to "play for the other team?" A sort of conquest for her?

I guess that's possible, but certainly not something she has said to me. What we have agreed to is that we would inform the other if we were to have sex with someone else, male or female (though she has said she doesn't have any present interest in sex with a woman).

God damn it, Dave. You are a sick bastard.

That didn't come out well, rex.

The joke's on me, but funny nonetheless.

The joke is always on you.

RACK JIM JACKSON.

The 9 in bed in more important than the 6 appearance. You can always close your eyes and pretend it's Rob...Roberta Giarrusso

Nice fake tits.....No really.......I'm serious here.....









NOT!!



What kind of benefits? Have you opened up a joint insurance plan together?

Look it up.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on coming out. Your cock cartoons gave you away but its cool you could admit that you like fucking guys and girls.

....whoops, think I got that wrong, thought you was talking about Elsia.

Congrats on the pie-dive, Jim! I'm certain you are feeling good about being able to choose from both sides of the table. Would it be prudent...if I was forced to give you a "label"...to call you "bisexual"? I'm sure it's more complicated than that. But, I think the term would be a better description than "gay". Not to mention, ANY description would be better than what Rex is trying to come up with (Fake-gay, rex? Really? ).

No matter, hope you find happiness is getting some strange, Jim J! Life is too short not to...

jimbo was never gay. He just said he was gay to get attention and abandon his family. And to be really, really creepy.

One basement-dwelling sociopath's random, hate-filled beliefs is another man's fiction...

Is that one of Snarfs novellas?

Why do you always stick up for the tards here?

That's silly, rex. Do I ever stick up for you?

a fuck buddy


or


Friends with benefits (FWB) is an agreement between two people who are both friends and physically attracted to one another to have a sexual relationship. Neither party is considered committed to the other, and both can start dating someone else at any time with no prior warning. A friends with benefits arrangement is not considered dating, a relationship, or even casual dating by most people who use the term.

Seems reasonable.

I bet jimbo would love snarfs chin pussy.

why doesn't anyone answer basamsichces questions?!?!

yeah.

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Forum: Women
Thread: Friends With Benefits

Does he have hair between his legs? If so, he's gotta a shot with me.

Snarf! You may get lucky!

I'm already 3/4 out the door!!
-Snarf

AFLAC!