Alex Kingston (actress, ER, Doctor Who)



Alison Brie (actress, Mad Men, Community)



Angie Jibaja (Chilean model, actress)



Christina Hendricks (actress, Mad Men, Firefly)



Christine Taylor (actress, The Brady Bunch Movie, Dodgeball, Zoolander, etc.)



Elena Satine (actress, Smallville)



Gina Gershon (actress, dozens of movies and plays)



Maggie Q (Hong Kong actress/model, Missions Impossible III, Priest)



Michelle Yeoh (actress, stunt performer, martial artist, Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon, James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies)



Nigella Lawson (British celebrity chef, mistress of my dreams)



Rhona Mitra (actress, model, Boston Legal)



Sofia Vergara (actress, model, Modern Family)



Zuleikha Robinson (actress, ROME, Lost)

Kingston-sure!

Brie-sure and sure!

Jibaja-no

Hendricks-maybe.Could take it or leave it.

Satine-Maybe-Could take it or leave it.

Gershon-sure sure! sure! sure!

Q-Maybe-Would not be my first choice.

Mitra-Sure.That looks like a fun ride.

Vergara-No thanks. I'mm sure she would ruin things by talking.

Robinson-Maybe. She looks like a heavy girl.

None for you. All for me.

They would all hate you.

That's fine. I don't need them. I'm going to bed with my fantasy.

I guess I get what I need at home and don't need to look beyond that.

I'm about 99% sure there's a masturbation joke in there.

Mother Mary Palm, and her five sisters.

Burpin' The Worm
Changing Your Oil
Dishonorable Discharge
Dropping Stomach Pancakes (My Favorite One)
Five Against One
Fondle The Fig
Hands On Training
Hand To Gland Combat
Makin The Bald Guy Puke
Makin Nut Butter
One-Handed Clapping
Pulling Your Goalie
Ride The Great White Knuckler
Roughing Up The Suspect
Rounding Up The Tadpoles
Squeeze The Cream From The Flesh Twinkie
White Water Wristing
Wrestling The Eel

Lothar. Please. This isn't a thread for your hobbies. And if it were, you forgot "Posting with shitty alts."

I have no involvement in your posting techniques.

No offense to Gaia, but I'd much rather have a deep conversation with Eirene (Chiara Mastalli).

Damn, good call. I'd actually forgotten about her. As for Gaia, it's the Pullo kitchen table scene that won me over. Plus, she's hot on LOST.

Oh, I'd love to have a deep conversation with her, too. I was just thinking if I had to pick one from Rome then I'd go with Eirene. However, I did just remember Indira Varma in the almost soft-core "Kama Sutra." HAWT!!!