I don't get it. Is this like some kind of Vulcan thing where you're only allowed to fuck every so many years? And what the hell does the new Fallout game have to do with it?

Snarf is only allowed to fuck every 60 million years. His last attempt caused the dinosaurs to commit mass suicide.

All he wanted was a cromagnon to love, and cromagnon to love him back

My condolences to the Saur family.

Maybe if he had put out the stone wheel stock like he was told to, he wouldn't have been fired.

His karaoke version of Walk the dinosaur could clear out any cave.

Fuck off!

fuck off,cunt!

Why is Bethesda advertising elder scrolls with an obviously fan made Fallout mod?