IT's my FUCKING 21st BIRTHDAY!

RKMBs

and I have to go sleep just a little more because my head hurts and I taste like vomit.

Happy Birthday Uschi!

Enjoy it, kiddo! It's all downhill from here on!

Happy B-Day Uschi......I'll write you a poem later.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HOPE I HAVE A FUCKING GREAT FUCKING TIME!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

I'm sorry Uschi.

Who's Shatner?

Denny Crane.

May the gods of Rome bless you.

Happy B-Day

Where's the cake?

Next to her name. DUH!!!

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Next to her name. DUH!!!

Happy birthday uschi-sneaky bunny-pit pat weird drunk russian girl.

Hap

Birthday.

Set phasers to "party down".

let's suck that clit...

Shit. You're approximately 18 1/2 years younger than me.

Your daughter is about that age....wink...

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It was documented photographically by the Ninja Turtle!

still as annoying as fuck...someone make glacier a eunuch..fuck rackin' 'im.

Put me on your list. I demand it.

Rue de Nocturne User Fri Feb 04 2005 08:56 PM Changing basic profile

Excellent.

Oh, Happy 21st Uschi!

Done...

I like your lists.......especially the reax one.

Even though you are on the gay list?

everybody's on the gay list

This is true...

And you are a poet laureate...

Gay lists are gay.

Uschi as promised a birthday poem for you my sweet......Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Uschi Had A Birthday by Peter J. Pappas

Uschi had a birthday yesterday....yes this much is true
And all the boys were fighting to get next to her....you had better know Kung Fu

When she first arrived here we weren't sure if she was a boy or girl at first
Then she showed us all some pics of her to quench everybody's thirst

I for one always knew she was all woman...she smelled a little fishy if you know what I mean
However, just because of her womanly smells doesn't mean she isn't clean

So let's all say it one more time....Happy Birthday Uschi
And we hope you get what you really want....a nice stiff cock in your puschi

Note to All: This and many other fine poems can be found at "Rex's Poetry Corner" in the Writer's Block Forum.(my new favorite forum by the way)

Clap..clap...clap....bravo.

PJP for poet laureate.

He writes poems......it's what he does.

Huzzah! Thanks for the happies! It was happy!

Did you like the poem?

it was beautiful like sunsets and butterflies

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Uschi as promised a birthday poem for you my sweet......Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Uschi Had A Birthday by Peter J. Pappas

Uschi had a birthday yesterday....yes this much is true
And all the boys were fighting to get next to her....you had better know Kung Fu

When she first arrived here we weren't sure if she was a boy or girl at first
Then she showed us all some pics of her to quench everybody's thirst

I for one always knew she was all woman...she smelled a little fishy if you know what I mean
However, just because of her womanly smells doesn't mean she isn't clean

So let's all say it one more time....Happy Birthday Uschi
And we hope you get what you really want....a nice stiff cock in your puschi

Note to All: This and many other fine poems can be found at "Rex's Poetry Corner" in the Writer's Block Forum.(my new favorite forum by the way)

PJP worked real hard on this.

How's your puschi today.

since you asked.... it's stuffed with big tampons 'cause my period started yesterday night.

oh Aunt Flo is visiting......that's cool.

...feh...

OH! And for my birthday I get a turtle! Woo hoo! I've always wanted one! I can fdeed it fish and crickets and people.....

Ahhhh, Gamera.....call it Gamera.

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since you asked.... it's stuffed with big tampons 'cause my period started yesterday night.

Sweet! You're bagina gave you a birthday present.

It's called a puschi..........pay attention reax!

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OH! And for my birthday I get a turtle! Woo hoo! I've always wanted one! I can fdeed it fish and crickets and people.....

you know you and I have alot in common..........and I wasn't talking about the turtle.

mmmmmmmm...! Ass dick!

You're legal...LET"S FUCK!

Now I'm vigorously jumping up and down to stop that particular mental image crystalising in my brain.

Oh! Well let me help...Getting off on picturing me neekid, eh? Enjoy!

YOU CAN LOOK (BUT YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH)

Yesterday I went shopping buddy down to the mall
Looking for something pretty I could hang on my wall
I knocked over a lamp before it hit the floor I caught it
A salesman turned around said, "boy, you break that thing you bought it"

(Chorus)
You can look but you better not touch boy
You can look but you better not touch boy
Mess around and you'll end up in dutch boy
You can look but you better not, no you better not, no you better not touch

Well I came home from work and I switched on Channel 5
There was a pretty little girly lookin' straight into my eyes
Well I watched as she wiggled back and forth across the screen
She didn't get me excited she just made me feel mean

(Chorus)

Well I called up Dirty Annie on the telephone
I took her out to the drive-in just to get her alone
I found a lover's rendezvous, the music low, set to park
I heard a tappin' on the window and a voice in the dark

(Chorus)

Run, coward!