A fine butt beats an oversized pair of tits any day!

Well if a girl had boobs for butts i wouldn't recommend eating her.

If I were a guy I'd go for boobs (maybe then I would get a better score on the test).

boobies!!!

Jay AND Butter?

These boards just got very, VERY sexy!!!

Woo-HAH!!!

Psst! Joe... How can we carry this over to the "show yourselves" threads?

I am on a sig. Brillant!

Of COURSE you're on the sig, Jay! You're one of my new favorite people, soon to achieve "Like You Bestest" status!

Crawfordcrow - Patience, mein freund, lest they be scared off!

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
Dave Barry

pick up lines

Do you know how to use a whip?

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.


Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!


I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my
sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power --
Green Lantern's light!" -- Green Lantern

"Grown-ups... are a strange breed! Their brains weigh close to
three pounds, and that's not three pounds of cheery delight!" --
The Tick

Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA

"If that battery's dead, it will have company." -- White Heat

'Better men than Paul Roder have cracked.' "There are no better men than Paul Roder."
-- The Seventh Cross

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.

Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in agreement.

Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.

Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.

"So!" the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off did it?"

"No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"