During the last few weeks my supply of donkeys has dried up,as apparently there is a huge donkey shortage in America right now.
Now this has put a serious crimp in my sex life,so I started investigating alternatives.
Horses are too big & run too fast,Zebras are even rarer than donkeys and other animals just dont seem to hit the spot.
So,I spoke to Stan Lee about this huge problem,as Stan knows everything cause he invented the world,and he has told me that there is a suitable replacement for donkeys if you are not interested in being fucked by the donkey as well (donkeys have big cocks,the replacements dont).

What Stan has recomended to me is Greek men.
Can any of you recomend a nice Greek guy who would'nt be against the occasional anal raping?
I really have not been the same since they took away my favorite donkeys,Brian & Pete.

Thankyou so much true believers!

Try stupid doog, I hear he has very low standards.

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rex said:
Try stupid doog, I hear he has very low standards.

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just because I let you suck my dick doesn't mean I have low standards. I'm a good guy, rex, and I took pity on you. However, if I remember right, PJP did the ass ramming. But he's the one who made you wear the Bea Arther mask behind your head.