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thedoctor said:
Shut it! Now!




I never would have had to open it in the first place if PJBrat wasn't constantly and intentionally going out of his way to persecute me.
You're not funny,PJAsshole.
Thats not his name.
I'm just giving PJPeabrain a little taste of his own medicine.
I am A little Bitch.
So Am I
Me Too
Same here
I can't help but be a little bitch
I'm not only a bitch I'm also a fag
Nobody's faggier then I
Did you know I take so much cock up my ass that I shit Cum
I also like to touch little boys
I like to stick my fingers up my ass two knuckles deep
SAVE US, NEO!!!
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Poverty Lad said:
SAVE US, NEO!!!




He Will Save Us
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Poverty Lad said:
SAVE US, NEO!!!




Yeah,save us from Balloon Twat,PJPrick,and Rex Noguts.
Have you ever thought about trading brains with an infant to give yourself an IQ boost
Posted By: Chris Oakley My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-13 7:13 PM
it's yours that needs boosting.
And while you're at it,see if you can finally develop something that vaguely resembles a heart or a conscience,you fascist cocksucker.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-13 7:19 PM
Keep talking oakley, Your boring me to sleep
Posted By: Sideways rex is a cradle robber! - 2005-07-13 8:48 PM
Chris, we can only feel sorry for them. Check how many times PJP locked my subjects so I can't change it from "rex is a cradle robber."

http://www.rkmbs.com/...&fromprof=1
Posted By: PJP Re: rex is a cradle robber! - 2005-07-13 8:56 PM
alot and I'll keep doing it
now go and play on the freeway.
Posted By: PCG342 Re: rex is a cradle robber! - 2005-07-13 9:32 PM
hey... at least he doesn't have to fear brain damage!
Posted By: PJP Re: rex is a cradle robber! - 2005-07-13 9:33 PM
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PCG342 said:
hey... at least he doesn't heve to fear brain damage!


Posted By: PCG342 Re: rex is a cradle robber! - 2005-07-13 10:20 PM
yeah, I know. I can't type. I knew Karma was going to come back and bite me in the ass....
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 3:03 AM
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Balloon Knot said:
Your boring me to sleep....




Funny,I hear your girlfriend said the same thing to you in bed last night.
Posted By: rex Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 3:52 AM
That was almost a good one oakley.
Posted By: Poverty Lad Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 4:05 AM
Wait, so BK's dating Oakley's mom?
Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 4:28 AM
loooong story.
Posted By: Grimm Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 9:16 AM
dizzam! I don't know which one that's more insulting to.
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 9:33 AM
sneaky
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 2:28 PM
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Poverty Lad said:
Wait, so BK's dating Oakley's mom?




Every once in awhile you have to give a charity fuck.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 4:27 PM
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Poverty Lad said:
Wait, so BK's dating Oakley's mom?




Please.She wouldn't give that Goebbels wannabe the time of day.
Then again,neither would anyone capable of reading beyond a third-grade level.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 4:54 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
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Poverty Lad said:
Wait, so BK's dating Oakley's mom?




Please.She wouldn't give that Goebbels wannabe the time of day.
Then again,neither would anyone capable of reading beyond a third-grade level.




So by your logic your mother would still be a perfect canidate
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 7:01 PM
And what exactly would you know about logic?
Posted By: rex Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 7:11 PM
What would you know about it?
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 7:26 PM
More than BK does,that's for sure.
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 9:11 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
More than BK does,that's for sure.



Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:11 PM
Can't you find something more original to post,PJPrat?
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:11 PM
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PJP said:
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Chris Oakley said:
More than BK does,that's for sure.






Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:14 PM
If you're trying to be funny,you're failing miserably.
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:15 PM
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PJP said:
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PJP said:
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Chris Oakley said:
More than BK does,that's for sure.









Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:16 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
If you're trying to be funny,you're failing miserably.



only in your eyes.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 10:59 PM
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/

http://www.barking-dagenham.gov.uk/profiles/cias-chris-oakley.html

http://styluspub.com/books/AuthorDetail.aspx?id=8645

http://www.pbase.com/starwriter34
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:02 PM
Not funny,Nowhereman.
NOT AT ALL.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:12 PM
I know you aint!
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:14 PM
What I meant was,it's YOU who's not funny.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:21 PM
Stop talking to yourself!
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:38 PM
I'm not.
PJP and Balloon Knot put you up to this,didn't they?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-14 11:45 PM
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Nowhereman said:







EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-15 6:14 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm not.
PJP and Balloon Knot put you up to this,didn't they?




Face it, Your everybody's bitch
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-15 4:22 PM
No,I would only qualify for that "distinction" if I just ignored it while you,Rex,and PJP blatantly and intentionally go out of your way to destroy my life.You in particular,Balloon Knot,have been out to get me from the second you first registered on these boards and I don't find it the least bit funny.I've been letting things slide for two weeks and all it's gotten me is more verbal abuse from you and your partners in crime.
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-15 4:27 PM
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-15 10:26 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
No,I would only qualify for that "distinction" if I just ignored it while you,Rex,and PJP blatantly and intentionally go out of your way to destroy my life.You in particular,Balloon Knot,have been out to get me from the second you first registered on these boards and I don't find it the least bit funny.I've been letting things slide for two weeks and all it's gotten me is more verbal abuse from you and your partners in crime.




Thats because The second I joined I could spot the biggest bitch on these boards. And your it. Your nothing but a whiney little cry baby bitch and your gayness is only surpassed by the G-Man
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 12:41 AM
Cant argue with that!
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 4:41 AM
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Nowhereman said:
Cant argue with that!




Actually,one can argue with that.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 4:43 AM
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Balloon Knot said:
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Chris Oakley said:
No,I would only qualify for that "distinction" if I just ignored it while you,Rex,and PJP blatantly and intentionally go out of your way to destroy my life.You in particular,Balloon Knot,have been out to get me from the second you first registered on these boards and I don't find it the least bit funny.I've been letting things slide for two weeks and all it's gotten me is more verbal abuse from you and your partners in crime.




Thats because The second I joined I could spot the biggest bitch on these boards. And your it. Your nothing but a whiney little cry baby bitch and your gayness is only surpassed by the G-Man




So you're finally admitting that you hate me?
Posted By: Kirk Angular Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 4:48 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
Cant argue with that!




Actually,one can argue with that.



By "one",do you mean "gay people"?
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:05 PM
I'm not gay,PJP,and you'd know that if your brain wasn't made out of Swiss cheese.
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:12 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm not gay,PJP,and you'd know that if your brain wasn't made out of Swiss cheese.


Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:14 PM
Silly Oakley. Thinks that brain tissue is made of dairy products...
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:36 PM
Not everybody's...only PJPinhead's.
Posted By: PJP Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:39 PM
Just admit you're out to get me you big jerk.
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-16 5:39 PM
If you come to a fork in the road, take it
-Yogi Berra


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr Seuss
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-17 3:17 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm not gay,PJP,and you'd know that if your brain wasn't made out of Swiss cheese.



How dare you call Kirk Angular,PJP!
Fuck you Chris,fuck you with a big pointy stick!
Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-17 4:05 AM
ow!
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-17 6:49 PM
The Green Mile
[The day after Coffey cures Edgecomb's urinary infection, Edgecomb brings Coffey some cornbread.]
Paul Edgecomb: It's from my missus. She wanted to… thank you.
John Coffey: Thank me for what?
Paul Edgecomb: Well, you know. [looks around, then whispers] For helping me.
John Coffey: Helpin' you with what?
Paul Edgecomb: You know.
[Edgecomb looks down and points to his groin.]
John Coffey: Ohhhhh. Was your missus pleased?
Paul Edgecomb: Several time


Shawshank Redemption
Heywood: It's a fine morning, ain't it? You know why it's a fine morning, don't ya? Come on, roll 'em out. I want all
lined, like a pretty little chorus line.
[the cons pull out cigarettes and hand them over to Heywood, who lines them up in front of him. He takes a nice, big
whiff and... ]
Heywood: Aw, yes. Richmond, Virginia.
Floyd: Smell my ass.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-18 8:15 PM
Chris Oakley need to learn to respect the other members on the board and stop with these unprovoked attacks
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-19 12:20 AM
You're a fine one to talk.
Posted By: rex Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-19 12:23 AM
Hi Chris Oakley!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-19 12:55 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk.



Are you saying you fancy him?
Posted By: Ron Burgundy Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-19 2:28 AM
Chris Oakley once had sex with a pidgeon.




Remember,if Ron Burgundy said it,it's the truth!
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-19 5:51 PM
I just found out that Chris oakley is a card carrying member of NAMBLA
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-20 8:17 AM

BOBBY JEAN
Bruce Springsteen

Well I came by your house the other day, your mother said you went away
She said there was nothing that I could have done
There was nothing nobody could say
Me and you we've known each other ever since we were sixteen
I wished I would have known I wished I could have called you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now you hung with me when all the others turned away turned up their nose
We liked the same music we liked the same bands we liked the same clothes
We told each other that we were the wildest, the wildest things we'd ever seen
Now I wished you would have told me I wished I could have talked to you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now we went walking in the rain talking about the pain from the world we hid
Now there ain't nobody nowhere nohow gonna ever understand me the way you did
Maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere
In some bus or train traveling along
In some motel room there'll be a radio playing
And you'll hear me sing this song
Well if you do you'll know I'm thinking of you and all the miles in between
And I'm just calling one last time not to change your mind
But just to say I miss you baby, good luck goodbye, Bobby Jean
Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-20 8:22 AM
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Balloon Knot said:
I just found out that Chris oakley is a card carrying member of NAMBLA




Damn it, I knew there was something up when he was driving around Michigan in a big white van offering my friends and me candy! Thank God we refused! I can only imagine how that would've ended... *shudder*
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-20 8:04 PM
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Nowhereman said:
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk.



Are you saying you fancy him?




Get real. I hate him,and he hates me.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-20 8:05 PM
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PCG342 said:
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Balloon Knot said:
I just found out that Chris oakley is a card carrying member of NAMBLA




Damn it, I knew there was something up when he was driving around Michigan in a big white van offering my friends and me candy! Thank God we refused! I can only imagine how that would've ended... *shudder*




Not funny.
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PCG342 said:
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Balloon Knot said:
I just found out that Chris oakley is a card carrying member of NAMBLA




Damn it, I knew there was something up when he was driving around Michigan in a big white van offering my friends and me candy! Thank God we refused! I can only imagine how that would've ended... *shudder*


I fell for it twice
Posted By: PCG342 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-21 8:43 AM
It's ok, Lothar. : pats Lothar's back: Here, have a shotgun. and a condom, in case the shotgun fails.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-23 8:16 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk.



Are you saying you fancy him?




Get real. I hate him,and he hates me.




I don't hate you, I just don't want you to live. So you can't contaminate the species any further
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-23 5:56 PM
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Balloon Knot said:
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk.



Are you saying you fancy him?




Get real. I hate him,and he hates me.




I don't hate you, I just don't want you to live. So you can't contaminate the species any further




If you don't want me to live,it means you hate me.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-23 6:32 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
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Balloon Knot said:
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk.



Are you saying you fancy him?




Get real. I hate him,and he hates me.




I don't hate you, I just don't want you to live. So you can't contaminate the species any further




If you don't want me to live,it means you hate me.




Whew!!! Thanks for the clarification!
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-23 6:45 PM
Hey,someone had to set the record straight.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-23 7:03 PM
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Joe Mama said:







EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-25 6:24 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
Hey,someone had to set the record straight.




What would you know about being straight your a fucking queer
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-25 6:57 PM
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Balloon Knot said:
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Chris Oakley said:
Hey,someone had to set the record straight.




What would you know about being straight....




A lot more than you do,I'm sure of that.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 12:50 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
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Balloon Knot said:
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Chris Oakley said:
Hey,someone had to set the record straight.




What would you know about being straight....




mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm





Dude you have to take the cock out of your mouth before you speak
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 12:55 AM
I LIKE COCK
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 1:00 AM
Uhhhh Is that the best you got you cocksucker.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 1:03 AM
I ADHORE COCK
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 6:31 PM
I'm sorry you find my cracks to be low-rent, But I was trying trying to dumb it down for you so you could understand the insult. Ok Birdbrain.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 9:26 PM
COCK COCK
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 9:40 PM
No, DUmb is you not throwing in the towel and surrending to our superior intellect
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 9:41 PM
Superior intellect?You've got to be kidding.A gnat is smarter than you,Balloon Cunt.
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-07-26 9:45 PM
Mmmmmm isn't this fine


word up yo
Posted By: magicjay38 Re: My IQ's fine,Balloon Knot... - 2005-10-14 8:02 PM
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Chris Oakley said:
Mmmmmm isn't this fine







Wow! He can stick that thing anywhere he wants.


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Was she a great big fat girl?
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Banned Books of 1990–2001

Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
Sex by Madonna
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