It's not just for farming anymore.

It's been a busy week......sorry.

klinton would you like to be Vice President in the New World Order? It's mostly ceremonial bullshit.......you know going to functions I'm too busy for.....but the benefits are great. I'll get you your own cabana boy......which now brings me to rex's job in my administration.


(don't worry klint.....rex will be more like a slave to you.....javier will take care of your other needs.....wink .....wink.

PJP for president.
Can I be minister of super-heroes?
I know stuff like rex likes nuts.And PJP is nuts

ch'p gets a cabinet position???

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sneaky, i told you not to record us!

I'm in charge of TITTIES!

and boobies

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself
Because they never did
I wasn't wit' it but just that very minute...
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out - but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun - to be another one
Public enemy servin' time - they drew the line y'all
To criticize me some crime - never the less
They could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, so I'm goin' for the steel

They got me rottin' in the time that I'm servin'
Tellin' you what happened the same time they're throwin'
4 of us packed in a cell like slaves - oh well
The same motherfucker got us livin' is his hell
You have to realize - what its a form of slavery
Organized under a swarm of devils
Straight up - word'em up on the level
The reasons are several, most of them federal
Here is my plan anyway and I say
I got gusto, but only some I can trust - yo
Some do a bid from 1 to 10
And I never did, and plus I never been
I'm on a tier where no tears should ever fall
Cell block and locked - I never clock it y'all
'Cause time and time again time
They got me servin' to those and to them
I'm not a citizen
But ever when I catch a C-O
Sleepin' on the job - my plan is on go-ahead
On the strength, I'ma tell you the deal
I got nothin' to lose
'Cause I'm goin' for the steel





You know I caught a C-O
Fallin' asleep on death row
I grabbed his gun - then he did what I said so
And everyman's got served
Along with the time they served
Decency was deserved
To understand my demands
I gave a warnin' - I wanted the governor, y'all
And plus the warden to know
That I was innocent -
Because I'm militant
Posing a threat, you bet it's fuckin' up the government
My plan said I had to get out and break north
Just like with Oliver's neck
I had to get off - my boys had the feds in check
They couldn't do nuthin'
We had a force to instigate a prison riot
This is what it takes for peace
So I just took the piece
Black for Black inside time to cut the leash
Freedom to get out - to the ghetto - no sell out
6 C-Os we got we ought to put their head out
But I'll give 'em a chance, cause I'm civilized
As for the rest of the world, they can't realize
A cell is hell - I'm a rebel so I rebel
Between bars, got me thinkin' like an animal
Got a woman C-O to call me a copter
She tried to get away, and I popped her
Twice, right
Now who wanna get nice?
I had 6 C-Os, now it's 5 to go
And I'm serious - call me delirious
But I'm still a captive
I gotta rap this
Time to break as time grows intense
I got the steel in my right hand
Now I'm lookin' for the fence

I ventured into the courtyard
Followed by 52 brothers
Bruised, battered, and scarred but hard
Goin' out with a bang
Ready to bang out
But power from the sky
And from the tower shots rang out
A high number of dose - yes
And some came close
Figure I trigger my steel
Stand and hold my post
This is what I mean - an anti-nigger machine
If I come out alive and then they won't - come clean
And then I threw up my steel bullets - flew up
Blew up, who shot...
What, who, the bazooka was who
And to my rescue, it was the S1Ws
Secured my getaway, so I just gotaway
The joint broke, from the black smoke
Then they saw it was rougher thatn the average bluffer
'Cause the steel was black, the attitude exact
Now the chase is on tellin' you to c'mon
53 brothers on the run, and we are gone

BOBBY JEAN
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN


Well I came by your house the other day, your mother said you went away
She said there was nothing that I could have done
There was nothing nobody could say
Me and you we've known each other ever since we were sixteen
I wished I would have known I wished I could have called you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now you hung with me when all the others turned away turned up their nose
We liked the same music we liked the same bands we liked the same clothes
We told each other that we were the wildest, the wildest things we'd ever seen
Now I wished you would have told me I wished I could have talked to you
Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean

Now we went walking in the rain talking about the pain from the world we hid
Now there ain't nobody nowhere nohow gonna ever understand me the way you did
Maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere
In some bus or train traveling along
In some motel room there'll be a radio playing
And you'll hear me sing this song
Well if you do you'll know I'm thinking of you and all the miles in between
And I'm just calling one last time not to change your mind
But just to say I miss you baby, good luck goodbye, Bobby Jean

You started it by making yourself a target.

Yup.
We have a secret forum where we plan our attacks.
Want a link?

Let me think it over....

Don't hurt yourself.

Very funny.

I thought so.

You were probably the only one.

Wasn't a bad joke, in my opinion. Then again, it is only my opinion.

No I agree it was funny. Once again Oakley is wrong. He hasn't grasped the concept that The Name Chris Oakley Is a Joke at this point. It's kinda like calling someone corky.

The only thing wrong with my name is that I have to defend it against worthless assholes like you,Balloon Twat.

Actually,that word more accurately applies to you,Balloon Nutcase.

LOOK AT THE RETARD ABOVE ME

Look at the fascist worthless slimebag who posted before me.

Wrong thread.

BAD HAIR DAY
In Czestochowa, Poland, a man with a gun held up a beauty salon, demanding a free haircut for his girlfriend, then brought her back to the salon the next day demanding -- again at gunpoint -- that the hairdresser do a better job. He has not been caught.

The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.

A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.

World War 2 Facts

2/3 of Allied bomber crews were lost for each plane destroyed

3 or 4 ground men were wounded for each killed

WW2 SLANG

DAISIES
Boots. From Cockney rhyming slang - daisy roots.
 
DAISY CUTTER
Shell with an impact fuse (graze fuse) designed to explode immediately on contact with the ground. Used in the clearance of barbed wire defences.
 
DERBY MEN
Men recruited under a voluntary scheme instituted, before conscription became law, by Lord Derby. Young and unmarried men were called for service before the others.
 
DEKKO
Look, observe. From Hindustani dekho, look, and dekhna, to see.
 
DEVIL DODGER
Army chaplain.
 
DEVIL'S OWN, THE
The Connaught Rangers.

Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it of any other sport but their own. ~Alistair Cooke

MYTH:  
Sports Psychology Only Works With Athletes With Special Mental Powers.

 
FACT:  
A good sports psychologist takes athletes from whatever psychological capabilities they possess and develops their mental games beyond that level. There is no requirement that an athlete already have a strong mental game, or any particular psychological prowess to benefit from mental training.

YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA BACK.

Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

*World electricity demand is expected to double between 2000 and 2030. The greatest increase will occur in the developing world, and the most rapid growth will occur in people's homes.

*Recycling aluminum saves 95% of the energy needed to produce new aluminum from raw materials. Energy saved from recycling one ton of aluminum is equal to the amount of electricity the average home uses over 10 years.


*Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a 100-watt bulb for 20 hours, a computer for 3 hours, or a TV for 2 hours.

baseball7

They hired Marvin Miller, a veteran labor organizer who had fought for the United Steelworkers union for years. He knew there was more at stake than adding broadcasting money to the pension fund. When Miller came on board and saw what the conditions were, he knew much more was at stake.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
Babe Zaharias