And so are PJP and Balloonknot for pissing him off.
He has a column and all:
http://www.intrepidmedia.com/column.asp?id=2730
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i've got a little list....
...of bitter online enemies
by chris oakley
1.2.07
At the time I'm writing this, we're officially 48 hours into the new year, and in those 48 hours I've had a lot of time to think about all the people who've done me dirt since I first started traveling the information highway in 1999. And one thought that keeps popping into my brain is how much I'd like to stick it to them for all the headaches they've caused me. They are scum, they deserve to burn in Hell, and if I ever ran into any of them on the street I'm not sure I could restrain myself from taking a swing at them. Anyway, here's a short list of the people who've done the most to inflict pain on me via the Internet(last names withheld in all cases but one):
1)WARREN
I went out of my way to be a good citizen whenever I visited his message board, so how does he reward me? By kicking me out one day without warning or explanation and then blowing me off when I tried to contact him to find out the details of what made him do it. If I had my way, that rude behavior would have earned him a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
2)JOHN(a.k.a. Victor Creed) and W.R.(a.k.a. BillyBob)
My first bona fide online enemies; I used to be a regular at an online site called the Mobius Infinity Boards, but unfortunately that site is no longer in operation-- and these guys are two of the biggest reasons why. Harassing me was their favorite hobby, and eventually the animosity between them and me got so bad that the webmaster wound up shutting the place down, depriving me of one of my favorite online hangouts. They should both be doing consecutive life sentences in Marion.
3)NICK
A twentysomething British subject who hates Americans in general and me in particular. I made the mistake of signing up for his message board thinking that it would be a cool place to talk about pop culture and other matters....well, brother, the second he found out which side of the Atlantic I hang my hat on, he went after me like a rabid pit bull and encouraged many of his fellow posters to do likewise. He's spent the last three-plus years deliberately spreading false information about my feelings toward a certain Michael Anderson movie and expects me to just grin and bear it. How much does he hate America? Let me put it to you this way: he thinks that we "overreacted" to 9/11 and that it's funny to mock our grief about it. This bastard deserves to be confined to the Supermax prison for the rest of his unnatural life.
4)PETER(a.k.a. PJP)
A guy who hangs out at one of the other online sites I regularly patronize...He likes to tamper with my posts there and demands that I apologize for a feud which in fact is entirely his fault. He belongs in Supermax too.
5)BALLOONKNOT
PJP's best friend and partner in crime. His online sig once contained a line about how much he'd like to kill me. Put him in Rikers Island-- preferably solitary confinement.
6)CATH
One of Nick's online co-conspirators...she made light of my troubles with him and threatened to call the cops on me when I tried to set the record straight about who's to blame for those troubles. She and one of Locking's other co-conspirators compared my friend to a sock puppet, something I didn't appreciate in the least. Send her to the most secure women's jail on the planet and throw away the key.
7)MIKE JULIANELLE
The latest addition to my enemies list...when I posted at this site a few weeks earlier to protest his insulting description of Tom Brady as "overrated", he thought it would be great fun to try and pin some kind of Brokeback Mountain rep on me, and that royally ticks me off. I so want to see Julia-noclass get locked up in San Quentin one of these days.
8)HOWARD
Another of Nick's partners in crime. Like PJP, he thinks it's funny to tamper with other people's posts; he also gets a great chuckle out of calling them "retard"...few things in life would make me happier than to pick up the paper sometime and read that somebody had done the world the kindness of sentencing Howie to life without parole at Leavenworth.
I'm sad that I didn't make the list. :-[
I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
You wanted new material? It's fallen on your lap.
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And so are PJP and Balloonknot for pissing him off.
He has a column and all: http://www.intrepidmedia.com/column.asp?id=2730
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i've got a little list....
...of bitter online enemies
by chris oakley
1.2.07
At the time I'm writing this, we're officially 48 hours into the new year, and in those 48 hours I've had a lot of time to think about all the people who've done me dirt since I first started traveling the information highway in 1999. And one thought that keeps popping into my brain is how much I'd like to stick it to them for all the headaches they've caused me. They are scum, they deserve to burn in Hell, and if I ever ran into any of them on the street I'm not sure I could restrain myself from taking a swing at them. Anyway, here's a short list of the people who've done the most to inflict pain on me via the Internet(last names withheld in all cases but one):
1)WARREN
I went out of my way to be a good citizen whenever I visited his message board, so how does he reward me? By kicking me out one day without warning or explanation and then blowing me off when I tried to contact him to find out the details of what made him do it. If I had my way, that rude behavior would have earned him a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
2)JOHN(a.k.a. Victor Creed) and W.R.(a.k.a. BillyBob)
My first bona fide online enemies; I used to be a regular at an online site called the Mobius Infinity Boards, but unfortunately that site is no longer in operation-- and these guys are two of the biggest reasons why. Harassing me was their favorite hobby, and eventually the animosity between them and me got so bad that the webmaster wound up shutting the place down, depriving me of one of my favorite online hangouts. They should both be doing consecutive life sentences in Marion.
3)NICK
A twentysomething British subject who hates Americans in general and me in particular. I made the mistake of signing up for his message board thinking that it would be a cool place to talk about pop culture and other matters....well, brother, the second he found out which side of the Atlantic I hang my hat on, he went after me like a rabid pit bull and encouraged many of his fellow posters to do likewise. He's spent the last three-plus years deliberately spreading false information about my feelings toward a certain Michael Anderson movie and expects me to just grin and bear it. How much does he hate America? Let me put it to you this way: he thinks that we "overreacted" to 9/11 and that it's funny to mock our grief about it. This bastard deserves to be confined to the Supermax prison for the rest of his unnatural life.
4)PETER(a.k.a. PJP)
A guy who hangs out at one of the other online sites I regularly patronize...He likes to tamper with my posts there and demands that I apologize for a feud which in fact is entirely his fault. He belongs in Supermax too.
5)BALLOONKNOT
PJP's best friend and partner in crime. His online sig once contained a line about how much he'd like to kill me. Put him in Rikers Island-- preferably solitary confinement.
6)CATH
One of Nick's online co-conspirators...she made light of my troubles with him and threatened to call the cops on me when I tried to set the record straight about who's to blame for those troubles. She and one of Locking's other co-conspirators compared my friend to a sock puppet, something I didn't appreciate in the least. Send her to the most secure women's jail on the planet and throw away the key.
7)MIKE JULIANELLE
The latest addition to my enemies list...when I posted at this site a few weeks earlier to protest his insulting description of Tom Brady as "overrated", he thought it would be great fun to try and pin some kind of Brokeback Mountain rep on me, and that royally ticks me off. I so want to see Julia-noclass get locked up in San Quentin one of these days.
8)HOWARD
Another of Nick's partners in crime. Like PJP, he thinks it's funny to tamper with other people's posts; he also gets a great chuckle out of calling them "retard"...few things in life would make me happier than to pick up the paper sometime and read that somebody had done the world the kindness of sentencing Howie to life without parole at Leavenworth.
I'm sad that I didn't make the list. :-[
Wow. No Sneaky Bunny on his list either, and she committed the Got Milk post that will live in infamy.
Was balloonknot even around for most of craziness?
you can rate his columns.
nothing on the "about chris oakley" about the Vault of Tomorrow, Kurt Angle, or the RDCW.
it'd be great if his brothers and sister/brother, cousins, whatever, all registered there to show their support for Chris!
You have to have a valid e-mail to register there. They send you your password.
Not that I would know or anything...................
valid emails aren't difficult to get. . .
Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
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1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
Hey, JM, don't blame me, blame them. Their constant personal attacks drove me to it; Julianelle's crack about Brady being "overrated" was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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2)You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction?
Hardly...I originally said that most of them should be executed.
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3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion?
Not who, what-- I was referring to the Marion Federal Prison in Illinois.
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4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone?
No, it's in the Rockies. "Supermax" is a nickname for the Administrative Maximum(ADMAX) Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado; Zacarias Moussaoui(the 20th hijacker on 9/11) and Ted Kaczynski(a.k.a. the Unabomber) are both incarcerated there.
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5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover.
There's an image I didn't need in my head.
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
all your problems would solve themselves, Chris, if you just committed suicide. Try it for a week, see how it fits. I gaurantee you will notice a vast difference in how much little internet fights bother you after that.
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Hey, JM, don't blame me, blame them. Their constant personal attacks drove me to it; Julianelle's crack about Brady being "overrated" was the straw that broke the camel's back.
I'm not blaming anyone. I don't care. I just think it's funny that you never take responsibility for your choices of action - everyone drives you to everything. Man up, you fag!
As for Tom Brady, unless you're fucking him, you REALLY need to relax!
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Hardly...I originally said that most of them should be executed.
Glad to see you were able to control yourself... ![](/images/graemlins/default/rolleyes.gif)
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Not who, what-- I was referring to the Marion Federal Prison in Illinois.
Thanks...I needed that info...
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No, it's in the Rockies. "Supermax" is a nickname for the Administrative Maximum(ADMAX) Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado; Zacarias Moussaoui(the 20th hijacker on 9/11) and Ted Kaczynski(a.k.a. the Unabomber) are both incarcerated there.
More valuable info for me, should I ever find myself on Jeopardy or if I ever want to impress some female dork.
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Do you ever just turn off the computer and go outside? Maybe interract with real live people and develop some social skills? Then you might not be the borderline psychopath you are on message boards.
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There's an image I didn't need in my head.
You loves it...
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
Would it help if I said I had anal sex with your mom while your dad watched? And he was cheering me on? I think the video is online somewhere.........
I like the Oakley Family more betterer.
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Joe Mama said:
I like the Oakley Family more betterer.
Oakleys vs. the Mopius family! Let's play the Feud!!!!!!!
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Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
who the hell does oakley think he is? you in the secret mod forum?!?!?!?!
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
not only doesnt anyone in real life know rex exists, the oversensitive oakers doesnt either!
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Check out his movie review from the same site.
And every word of that attack on Michael Anderson's 90-minute steaming pile of shit is fully justified.
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rex said:
I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
Would it help if I said I had anal sex with your mom while your dad watched? And he was cheering me on? I think the video is online somewhere.........
Nice try, genius. That video doesn't exist.
![](/images/graemlins/default/tongue.gif)
Now go bother some hippies.
You didn't check the right sites.
what is it about rex's upbringing that makes him want to have sex with someone's parents?
Oakley wouldn't list Sneaky 'cause he has a BA in Bunny Lovin'.
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Joe Mama said:
Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
who the hell does oakley think he is? you in the secret mod forum?!?!?!?!
Nah, if he was me in the secret mod forum, he'd be trying to book RDCW matches that don't exist and calling you a douchebag.
![](/images/graemlins/default/rolleyes.gif)
![](/images/graemlins/default/gulp.gif)
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"Whoops" on that first one, huh?
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Oakley wouldn't list Sneaky 'cause he has a BA in Bunny Lovin'.
Surely you jest. We get along about as well as the Montagues and the Capulets.
You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
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Oakley wouldn't list Sneaky 'cause he has a BA in Bunny Lovin'.
Surely you jest. We get along about as well as the Montagues and the Capulets.
Insert mention on Romeo & Juliet here...
(Except Bunny's smart enough to see Romeo's dead body and say, "Meh, fukkit" instead of offin' herself...)
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You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
Get real, Mxy. The only way we'd be in the same room is if she were trying to shoot me.
Yeah, because she's the unstable one.
And you'd know something about instability, wouldn't you, Rex?
Easter must be your favorite holiday Oakley, with all the cute bunnies reminding you of your love for Sneaky. It must be like Valentine's and Sweetest day all rolled into one lump of love drunkenness.
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You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
Shit...beat me to it.
I like to fuck my sister.
Fucking Dad used to be fun, But you could park a semi in his asshole now. Those schwoogie's DP his ass all the time
Did you guys ever lick the cum outta dad's ass after the schwoogies were done?
Mmmmmmm that stuff tasty.
And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs.
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Easter must be your favorite holiday Oakley...
Nope. It's the 4th of July, with Christmas a close second followed by Halloween and Super Bowl Sunday.
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And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs.
There's a posting season??? ![](/images/graemlins/default/confused.gif)
For the record, how did Nowhereman break the record with 0 alts? Was the original record somewhere in the negative numbers, or is this some new "Oakley-Math"?
Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
awww Oakley's Column got taken down. What a shame.
DOUCHEBAG!!!!
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Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Tell 'em, Fred...
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awww Oakley's Column got taken down. What a shame.
DOUCHEBAG!!!!
This'll make him feel better about the death of his blog...
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Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Liar.
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Balloon Knot said:
Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Liar.
Shut up faggot
Hey Chris!
Go fuck yourself ya stupid cunt!
Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57
Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman
"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy
"Don't encourage him"-Rex
Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk
Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama
If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor
Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy
Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy
God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf
Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus
I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy
Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy
Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman
Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP
let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm
Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves
please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog
Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey
Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama
i hate frank burns spam -Rob
I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf
Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1
Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot
Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
-Karl Hungus
frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused
Frank am got aids.-Urg
ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutron
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant
From : Joe Procopio <joe@intrepidmedia.com>
Sent : Friday, April 6, 2007 6:42 AM
To : <rexstardust@hotmail.com>
Subject : Chris Oakley
Hi there,
This morning I woke up up to my ass in complaints from Intrepid Media members. I
have no desire to censor anything on my site, but
at this point I'm asking you to take the battle somewhere else. I know you guys
have your reasons, but there's no need to play this
out on Intrepid Media.
I've removed the list of enemies column and asked him not to repost it. I'm
deleting this account but not banning. I have a feeling
you all will respect my request and I don't want to ban people.
Thanks for understanding.
-joe
---
Joe Procopio
President
Intrepid Media Inc.
Who was complaining?
Man, I'm glad I posted the list at the beginning of the this thread.
oakley probably got all his different personalties (like nuriko) to defend him. I was going to respond to his e-mail but I'm too lazy today.
Maybe tomorrow you could answer the e-mail and move out of your mom's basement, rex.
Tomorrow I have to wash all the socks I raped over the weekend.
I bet thats a full time job
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oakley probably got all his different personalties (like nuriko) to defend him. I was going to respond to his e-mail but I'm too lazy today.
Sorry to disappoint you, but Joe Procopio and I are two totally different peopele,as a look at the photo in his Intrepid Media profile will confirm:
http://intrepidmedia.com/whois.asp?id=1
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
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And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs.
There's a posting season??? ![](/images/graemlins/default/confused.gif)
For the record, how did Nowhereman break the record with 0 alts? Was the original record somewhere in the negative numbers, or is this some new "Oakley-Math"?
It was supposed to be a joke, dumbass. ![](/images/graemlins/default/nono.gif)
And Rex thinks I'm humorless?
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DOUCHEBAG!!!!
Back at you, you racist piece of shit.
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
Add one more to his enemies list...he wants to send Nowhereman to the Negative Zone Prison for being un-American!!!
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Uschi said:
all your problems would solve themselves, Chris, if you just committed suicide. Try it for a week, see how it fits. I gaurantee you will notice a vast difference in how much little internet fights bother you after that.
Sorry to disappoint you, bitch, but I have no intention of committing suicide.
Go to hell, you useless waste of chromosomes.
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
Add one more to his enemies list...he wants to send Nowhereman to the Negative Zone Prison for being un-American!!!
No, JM, I want him sent to prison for slandering me.
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Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
I owe you a kick in the teeth!
Fuck off!
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
Add one more to his enemies list...he wants to send Nowhereman to the Negative Zone Prison for being un-American!!!
No, JM, I want him sent to prison for slandering me.
You'd love it in prison!
You'd be the queen of the shower block!
Don't you have a white power rally to attend?
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Don't I have a pyschiatrist session to attend?
Yup!
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I'm going cross-burning today! Who's with me?
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I'm going cross-burning today! Who's with me?
Maybe you should spend less time hating minorities and more time examining your douche-nozzle existence.
Nowhereman's the racist and the douche-nozzle here, not me.
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Nowhereman's the racist and the douche-nozzle here, not me.
No...Nowhereman hates everyone. There's a world of difference. And rumor 'round the campfire says you're a douche-nozzle who gained an insane sentience and the ability to type. Stop projecting your hatred and madness on others, Chris, and do your job - make a woman's cha-cha clean and fresh.
Can someone please explaing something to me though.
How is it me insulting a white cunt like Chris, makes me racist anyway?
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Nowhereman said:
Oops! I forgot my own rule that I only attack black people.
Whats the difference between Oakley and a Toilet?
I have respect for a toilet.
I don't laugh when I shit on my toilet
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Balloon Knot said:
Whats the difference between Oakley and a Toilet?
I have respect for a toilet.
I don't laugh when I shit on my toilet
WRONG!
The correct answer is, "You can't flush an aborted fetus down an Oakley...though it's fun to try."
Chris Oakley is a douche nozzle.
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What's the difference between me and Hitler?
Hitler had friends.
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What's the difference between me and Hitler?
Hitler had friends.
Real funny, JM.
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Nowhereman for frontpage mod!
Noballsman isn't fit to even be a newbie, let alone front-page mod.
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Real funny, JM.
I know. Thank you.
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Noballsman isn't fit to even be a newbie, let alone front-page mod.
God, you're stupid.
You want to know the real definition of stupid, JM?
Stupid is thinking you can afford to ignore slander.Or threats of sexual assault against a family member.
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You want to know the real definition of stupid, JM?
Stupid is thinking you can afford to ignore slander.Or threats of sexual assault against a family member.
Yes, because BK is REALLY going to drive up to Woburn just to fuck your mother, assuming he can even find her. Not only are you insane AND stupid AND socially backwards AND a douche-nozzle, you're hyper-sensitive and gullible. Now turn off the computer and go outside, dumbass.
Knowing that sicko, he's certainly willing to think about it at length.
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Knowing that sicko, he's certainly willing to think about it at length.
Dumbass...
I just call them like I see them.
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I just call them like I see them...and I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic douche-nozzle.
Corrected your post for honesty's sake.
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Nowhereman said:
Oops! I forgot my own rule that I only attack black people.
I'm sorry, but either he is losing the plot more & more every day, or Rob, Snarf, Rex, Pariah, Joe.......and, just about everyone else on this board is apparently black!
ps Chris: Nice custom title, I approve!
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Joe Mama said:
There's nothing I enjoy more than unprovoked verbal attacks and messing with other people's posts to make them look bad.
um....no one has to mess with your posts to make them look bad. You are capable of that all by yourself.
Are you kidding, rex? Tampering with my posts is practically a national pastime here at the RKMBs-- just ask PJP.
I never said it didn't happen, I said it wasn't needed. You are perfectly capable of being a douche nozzle all by yourself.
If I were truly the douche-nozzle you accuse me of being, Rex, I might actually be inclined to overlook some of the cheap shots being thrown my way.
Shut the fuck up you rotting cunt douche nozzle
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Chris Oakley said:
Knowing that sicko [BK], he's certainly willing to think about it [plowing oakers' momma] at length.
Chris, do you see where you're getting yourself in trouble here? You're making all sorts of assumptions about people before you really even get to know them. Now, I know school's not in at the moment, but if you try and find a word to go with that particular definition, prejudice is near the top of the list. So be careful with the assumptions you make.
Besides, I find it hard to believe your mom is anywhere near the top of Balloon Knot's list anyway.
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Chris Oakley said:
If I were truly the douche-nozzle you accuse me of being, Rex, I might actually be inclined to overlook some of the cheap shots being thrown my way.
Go
Fuck
Yourself
You
Useless
Gay
Sack
Of
Shit!
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Captain Sammitch said:
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Chris Oakley said:
Knowing that sicko [BK], he's certainly willing to think about it [plowing oakers' momma] at length.
Chris, do you see where you're getting yourself in trouble here? You're making all sorts of assumptions about people before you really even get to know them. Now, I know school's not in at the moment, but if you try and find a word to go with that particular definition, prejudice is near the top of the list. So be careful with the assumptions you make.
Besides, I find it hard to believe your mom is anywhere near the top of Balloon Knot's list anyway.
Well I said that in jest, Because how the fuck do you ass fuck a petri dish
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Chris Oakley said:
Knowing that sicko [BK], he's certainly willing to think about it [plowing oakers' momma] at length.
Chris, do you see where you're getting yourself in trouble here? You're making all sorts of assumptions about people before you really even get to know them. Now, I know school's not in at the moment, but if you try and find a word to go with that particular definition, prejudice is near the top of the list. So be careful with the assumptions you make.
Besides, I find it hard to believe your mom is anywhere near the top of Balloon Knot's list anyway.
Well I said that in jest, Because how the fuck do you ass fuck a petri dish
Liar. You meant every goddamn word of it.
You always did have a warped sense of humor, Nodickman.
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Chris Oakley said:
Knowing that sicko [BK], he's certainly willing to think about it [plowing oakers' momma] at length.
Chris, do you see where you're getting yourself in trouble here? You're making all sorts of assumptions about people before you really even get to know them. Now, I know school's not in at the moment, but if you try and find a word to go with that particular definition, prejudice is near the top of the list. So be careful with the assumptions you make.
Besides, I find it hard to believe your mom is anywhere near the top of Balloon Knot's list anyway.
Well I said that in jest, Because how the fuck do you ass fuck a petri dish
Liar. You meant every goddamn word of it.
Yes I meant it. You were conceived by a science experiment gone awry in a petri dish. No way you were squeezed out a vagina. You have the ear marking of a Man (And I use that term very loosely when it concerns you) that has never touched a vagina in his life not even at birth
I dunno, he is a cunt, and I'm sure he's touched himself more than a few times!
He's a douche-nozzle. He's been inside plenty of pussy. He keeps them clean and fresh.
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Nowhereman said:
I'm a cunt, and I've touched myself more than a few times!
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
I'm a cunt, and I've touched myself more than a few times!
Dude, what heterosexual male wouldn't want to touch a cunt?
Homophobic Christian-hater...don't you slander the Pope by calling him gay!!!
I did nothing of the kind. I simply answered Uschi's question.
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Chris Oakley said:
I did nothing of the kind. I simply answered Uschi's question.
Please. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence knows what you implied there. Why must you hate everything? Is it because everything hates you? Is it because, when you were created, Heaven and your parents collectively said, "Oops!"?
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Joe Mama said:
Slander is my favorite hobby.
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Slander is my favorite hobby.
Liar. Collecting DVDs and comics is my favorite hobby. Stop lying and trying to put blame on everyone else for your own mental illness and problems. We don't want to shoulder you, you disgrace to everything that is good and nice in the world.
Just fighting fire with fire.
So you admit to being a liar. Good. I'll add it to the list:
LYING
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Anti-Semitic
Christian-hating
Douche-nozzle...
Nuriko laughs at you.
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Joe Mama said:
Torturing small animals is my second-favorite hobby.
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Chris Oakley said:
Inserting small animals into my anus is my second-favorite hobby. Fellating vegetables against their will is first.
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Chris Oakley said:
Well okay then...
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Chris Oakley said:
Drop dead.
If he did that, you'd only clain he did it to spite you!
No, I'd dance on his grave.
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Chris Oakley said:
No, I'd dance on his grave.
Please. Everyone knows you can't dance. Honky.
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Nowhereman said:
And?
And he's also sexist, homophobic (self-loathing closet case), anti-Semitic, Christian-hating, and a liar.
No, that sounds more like you, JM.
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Chris Oakley said:
No, that sounds more like you, JM.
Good retort, Chris. Have you stopped molesting quadripeligics yet?
I hear he rapes corpses too!
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Chris Oakley said:
No, that sounds more like you, JM.
Good retort, Chris. Have you stopped molesting quadripeligics yet?
I never started. That cheap shot's low even by your recent standards.
I see you're sharing tips with Nowhereman on how to slander me.
Its only slander if its untrue!
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No, that sounds more like you, JM.
Good retort, Chris. Have you stopped molesting quadripeligics yet?
I never started. That cheap shot's low even by your recent standards.
I see you're sharing tips with Nowhereman on how to slander me.
I see you're sharing hair and clothing tips with the Queer Guys...and you get passed between them.
How was last night's KKK rally?
It was interesting, especially the part where you fucked that pig corpse!
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Nowhereman said:
It was interesting, especially the part where you fucked that pig corpse!
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That's the funniest fucking thing said in this whole damn thing.
Nowhereman always did have a warped sense of humor.
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It was interesting, especially the part where you fucked that pig corpse!
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That's the funniest fucking thing said in this whole damn thing.
Nowhereman = Genius!!!
And don't forget the fucking second 'u' in humour either!
Was I the one who fucked a pig corpse?
No, it was you, wasnt it Christobel!
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Nowhereman said:
Was I the one who fucked a pig corpse?
I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if you were.
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Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
Was I the one who fucked a pig corpse?
I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if you were.
Shouldn't you be imagining someone to go to England and beat him up, Chris?
I'm rooting for Nodickman to get hit by a bus.
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm rooting for a man's dick to hit my anus.
I couldn't resist.
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm rooting for the Yankees.
Fixed your post. Just to be silly. Douche-nozzle.
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Chris Oakley said:
I'm rooting for a man's dick to hit my anus.
I couldn't resist.
Sure you could...you just didn't want to.
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I'm rooting for the Yankees.
Fixed your post. Just to be silly. Douche-nozzle.
Bite your tongue, man!
Better yet, he should cut it off.
She was talking to you, Yankee-lover.
Oh, now that's it, that's it! The gloves come off!
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Wait, I'm not wearing gloves.
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NurikoK98 said:
Oh, now that's it, that's it! The gloves come off!
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Wait, I'm not wearing gloves.
Has he been lying to you all this time? Dirty bastard...someone ought to lock him up. Walpole or Bridgewater are too good for him.
Actually, it's you who should be sent to Walpole or Bridgewater, JM.
Another witty retort from a confirmed woman-beater.
Is Rex coaching you or something? This sounds like a classic Rexstardust line?
Dunno about that, but I do know that you're a woman-beater.
I'm not lying. Nuriko confirmed it. You beat up your girlfriend. Good show, you dirty dog!
Nuriko wouldn't give you the time of day.
You speak as one who knows...
I hope not. I wouldn't want your sloppy seconds. But she needs a man who'll treat her well and not beat her. I think Snarf'd be a good man for her.
what time is it?
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Joe Mama said:
I hope not. I wouldn't want your sloppy seconds. But she needs a man who'll treat her well and not beat her. I think Snarf'd be a good man for her.
The words Snarf & Man should only be used in the same sentence when mentioning what Snarf loves!
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
My eyesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..........
Mississippi Magnolia State
Missouri Show Me State
Montana Treasure State
Nebraska Cornhusker State
Nevada The Silver State, Sage State, Sagebrush State
New Hampshire Granite State
New Jersey Garden State
New Mexico Land of Enchantment
New York Empire State
North Carolina Old North State, Tar Heel State
North Dakota Peace Garden State, Flickertail State, Roughrider State
Ohio Buckeye State
Oklahoma Sooner State
Oregon Beaver State
Pennsylvania Keystone State
Rhode Island The Ocean State, Plantation State
South Carolina Palmetto State
South Dakota Mount Rushmore State,Under God the People Rule, Coyote State
Tennessee Volunteer State, Big Bend State, Hog & Hominy State, the Mother of Southwestern
Statesmen
Texas Lone Star State
Utah The Beehive State
Vermont Green Mountain State
Virginia Old Dominion State, Mother State
Washington The Evergreen State
West Virginia Mountain State
Wisconsin Badger State
Wyoming Equality State
Vermont Green Mountain State
Virginia Old Dominion State, Mother State
Washington The Evergreen State
West Virginia Mountain State
Wisconsin Badger State
Wyoming Equality State
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Grimm said:
what time is it?
Time for all my enemies to meet a violent end.
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Chris Oakley said:
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Grimm said:
what time is it?
Time for all my enemies to meet a violent end.
That's not as funny as, "Time for Oakley to stick a bunny up his pee-hole."
How about we stick the barrel of a Colt .45 down your throat?
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Chris Oakley said:
How about we stick the barrel of a Colt .45 down your throat?
Can I look forward to one of your imaginary friends doing that when they finally attack? Meanwhile, how many cocks will you be sticking down YOUR throat?
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Chris Oakley said:
How about we stick the barrel of a Colt .45 down your throat?
Can I look forward to one of your imaginary friends doing that when they finally attack? Meanwhile, how many cocks will you be sticking down YOUR throat?
he's trying to beat Andy Dick's record, this may take a while.
Oakley about to have sex!
You am shouldn't have sex with your food. It am make it taste bad.
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
Man, Grimm's gonna be CRUSHED when he reads that! CRUSHED, I tells ye!!!
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Oakley does penis fencing with other gay boys. He's a Jedi master!
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Joe Mama said:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is my personal hero.
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Chris Oakley said:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is my personal hero. Death to America, and a punch to the faces of its women!!!
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Chris Oakley said:
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
have I got a deal for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Grimm said:
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
have I got a deal for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get me a car! Hard top...with a good engine. And it has to have a big trunk!!!
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Joe Mama said:
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
have I got a deal for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get me a car! Hard top...with a good engine. And it has to have a big trunk!!!
only driven on sundays by a grandmother!
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Grimm said:
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Grimm said:
I fence stolen cars.
have I got a deal for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get me a car! Hard top...with a good engine. And it has to have a big trunk!!!
only driven on sundays by a grandmother!
These bodies'll never fit in there!
...not like this...Miho?
(Yeesh!)
ya gotta get a little creative with it!
Ice Cream Flavors
APPLE SPICE
APRICOT
APRICOTS 'N CREAM
AVOCADO
BANANA
BANANA COLADA
BANANA DAIQUIRI
BANANA FOSTER
BANANA MANGO
BANANA NUT
BANANA ORANGE
BANANA ROCKY ROAD
BEECH NUT
BERRY BERRY
BISCUIT TORTONI
BISQUE
BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE
BLACKBERRY
BLACKBERRY CHEESECAKE
BLACKBERRY CHOCOLATE
BLACK CHERRY
BLACK FOREST CAKE
BLACK RASPBERRY
BLACK WALNUT
BLONDE BROWNIE SUNDAE
BLUEBERRIES & CREAM
BLUEBERRY
BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE
BLUEBERRY COLADA
BLUEBERRY MALT
BLUEBERRY MAPLE
BOVINITY DIVINITY
BUBBLE GUM
BURNT ALMOND
BUTTER CRISP
BUTTER CRUNCH
BUTTER PECAN
BUTTERNUT CRUNCH
BUTTERSCOTCH
BUTTERSCOTCH EXPRESSO
BUTTERSCOTCH HONEY ALMOND
CANDIED SWEET POTATO
CANDY
CANTALOUPE
CAPPUCCINO
CARAMEL
CARAMEL NUT
CAROB
CAROB HONEY
CASHEW
CASHEW HONEY
CHEESECAKE
CHERRY
CHERRY CARAMEL
CHERRY GARCIA
CHERRY NUT
CHERRY VANILLA
CHESTNUT
CHOCOLANILLA
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE ALMOND
CHOCOLATE ALMOND ECSTASY
CHOCOLATE AMARETTO
CHOCOLATE BANANA
CHOCOLATE BANANA MOUSE
CHOCOLATE BUTTERSCOTCH
CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE
CHOCOLATE CHERRY
CHOCOLATE CHESTNUT
CHOCOLATE CHIP
CHOCOLATE CH f COOKIE DOUGH
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP
CHOCOLATE CINNAMON
CHOCOLATE COCONUT
CHOCOLATE COOKIE
CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH
CHOCOLATE COMFORT
CHOCOLATE COVERED BANANA
CHOCOLATE EXPRESSO
CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIE
CHOCOLATE GRAPE-NUTS
CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT
CHOCOLATE HONEY ALMOND
CHOCOLATE MALT
CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOW
CHOCOLATE MINT
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
CHOCOLATE ORANGE DREAM
CHOCOLATE ORANGE PINEAPPLE
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUP
CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE
CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT
CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE
CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY TRUFFLE
CHOCO-LOCO
CHUBBY HUBBY
CHUNKY MONKEY
CINNAMON
CINNAMON NUT
COCOA KAHLUA
COCOA MOCHA
COCO-LOCO
COCONUT
COCONUT ALMOND FUDGE CHIP
COCONUT CREAM PIE
COCONUT TORTINI
COFFEE
COFFEE CHIP
COFFEE COCONUT
COFFEE, COFFEE, BUZZ, BUZZ
COFFEE HEATH BAR CRUNCH
COFFEE SUNSET
COOKIES 'N CREAM
COOL BRITTANIA
CRANBERRY
CREME DE MENTHE
CURACAO
CURRANT
DATE
DATE NUT
DATE NUT PUDDING
DEVILS FOOD CAKE
DILBERT'S WORLD TOTALLY NUTS
DREAMSICLE
EGGNOG
ENGLISH TOFFEE
FIG
FIG NUT
FILBERT
FRENCH NOUGAT
FRENCH VANILLA
FRUIT
GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE
GINGER
GINGER APRICOT
GINGER HONEY
GINGER HONEY RUM RAISIN
GRANOLA
GRANOLA BANANA
GRAPE
GRAPEFRUIT
GRAPE-NUTS
GRASSHOPPER
HAZELNUT
HONEY ALMOND
IRISH CREAM
JAM 'N CREAM
JELLY BEAN
KAHLUA
KEY LIME PIE
KIWI
LEMON
LEMON ANISE
LEMON CHIP
LEMON LIME
LEMON PINEAPPLE
LEMON PISTACHIO
LICORICE
LOGANBERRY
MACAROON
MALLOW
MALT
MALTED GRAPE-NUTS
MANDARIN CHOCOLATE
MANGO
MAPLE
MAPLE BLUEBERRY
MAPLE NUT
MAPLE WALNUT
MARSHMALLOW
MARSHMALLOW DIVINITY
MELON
MEXICAN CHOCOLATE
MINCEMEAT
MINCEMEAT NUT
MINT
MINT CHIP
MINT CHOCOLATE
MINT CHOCOLATE COOKIE
MINT GRAPEFRUIT
MOCHA
MOCHA ALMOND FUDGE
MOCHA CHIP
MOCHA FUDGE
MOCHA LATTE
MOLLASSES
NECTARINE
NESSELRODE
NEW ENGLAND PUMPKIN
NEW YORK CHEESECAKE
NEW YORK SUPER FUDGE CHUNK
NUT
NUT BRITTLE
ORANGE
ORANGE CHOCOLATE CHIP
ORANGE PINEAPPLE
PEACH
PEACH MALLOW
PEACHES 'N CREAM
PEACH CHEESECAKE
PEANUT
PEANUT BRITTLE
PEANUT BUTTER
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER CUP
PEAR
PECAN CRUNCH
PECAN PRALINE
PEPPERMINT CRUNCH
PERSIMMON
PHISH FOOD
PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLE COCONUT
PINEAPPLE GRAPEFRUIT
PINEAPPLE NUT
PINE NUT
PISTACHIO
PISTACHIO PISTACHIO
PLUM
PLUM PUDDING
PRUNE
PRUNE NUT
PUMPKIN
PUMPKIN SPICE
RAISIN
RASPBERRIES 'N CREAM
RASPBERRY
RHUBARB
RHUBARB NUT
RIPPLE
ROCKY ROAD
ROMAN PUNCH
ROSE
RUM COCONUT
RUM RAISIN
SAFFRON
SAFFRON HONEY
SCARLET O'HARA
SESAME
SESAME ALMOND
SMORE'S
SPUMONI
STRAWBERRIES 'N CREAM
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY BANANA
STRAWBERRY BANANA NUT
STRAWBERRY PINEAPPLE
SUNSEED
SWEET CREAM & COOKIES
SWEET POTATO
TAHINI
TEA
TOASTED ALMOND
TOASTED NUT
Ice Cream Flavors
CHOCOLATE CHESTNUT
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
CHOCOLATE ORANGE DREAM
CHOCOLATE ORANGE PINEAPPLE
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUP
CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE
CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT
CHOCO-LOCO
CHUBBY HUBBY
CHUNKY MONKEY
CINNAMON
CINNAMON NUT
COCOA KAHLUA
COCOA MOCHA
COCO-LOCO
COCONUT
COCONUT ALMOND FUDGE CHIP
COCONUT CREAM PIE
COCONUT TORTINI
COFFEE
COFFEE CHIP
COFFEE COCONUT
COFFEE, COFFEE, BUZZ, BUZZ
COFFEE HEATH BAR CRUNCH
COFFEE SUNSET
COOKIES 'N CREAM
COOL BRITTANIA
CRANBERRY
CREME DE MENTHE
CURACAO
CURRANT
DATE
DATE NUT
DATE NUT PUDDING
DEVILS FOOD CAKE
DILBERT'S WORLD TOTALLY NUTS
DREAMSICLE
EGGNOG
ENGLISH TOFFEE
FIG
FIG NUT
FILBERT
FRENCH NOUGAT
FRENCH VANILLA
FRUIT
GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE
GINGER
GINGER APRICOT
GINGER HONEY
GINGER HONEY RUM RAISIN
GRANOLA
GRANOLA BANANA
GRAPE
GRAPEFRUIT
GRAPE-NUTS
GRASSHOPPER
HAZELNUT
HONEY ALMOND
IRISH CREAM
JAM 'N CREAM
JELLY BEAN
KAHLUA
KEY LIME PIE
KIWI
LEMON
LEMON ANISE
LEMON CHIP
LEMON LIME
LEMON PINEAPPLE
LEMON PISTACHIO
LICORICE
LOGANBERRY
MACAROON
MALLOW
MALT
MALTED GRAPE-NUTS
MANDARIN CHOCOLATE
MANGO
MAPLE
MAPLE BLUEBERRY
MAPLE NUT
MAPLE WALNUT
MARSHMALLOW
MARSHMALLOW DIVINITY
MELON
MEXICAN CHOCOLATE
MINCEMEAT
MINCEMEAT NUT
MINT
MINT CHIP
MINT CHOCOLATE
MINT CHOCOLATE COOKIE
MINT GRAPEFRUIT
MOCHA
MOCHA ALMOND FUDGE
MOCHA CHIP
MOCHA FUDGE
MOCHA LATTE
MOLLASSES
NECTARINE
NESSELRODE
NEW ENGLAND PUMPKIN
NEW YORK CHEESECAKE
NEW YORK SUPER FUDGE CHUNK
NUT
NUT BRITTLE
ORANGE
ORANGE CHOCOLATE CHIP
ORANGE PINEAPPLE
PEACH
PEACH MALLOW
PEACHES 'N CREAM
PEACH CHEESECAKE
PEANUT
PEANUT BRITTLE
PEANUT BUTTER