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Posted By: Frank Burns Leftover puns - 2008-01-05 9:18 PM
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Crick:The sound that a Japanese camera makes.
Dockyard: A physician's garden.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston .
Oboe: An English tramp. Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
Toboggan: Why we go to an auction. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Posted By: Uschi Re: Leftover puns - 2008-01-06 6:16 AM
node: to be aware of
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