I will continue to quote halo82 and say "sincerely, retarded fucknut." because it makes me laugh.

Ah SydB and Halo 82. Two youngsters always claiming that they have a higher calling (school the forces) but always coming back to the Internet to gain some measure of smug self-satsfaction in their watsed lives.

The collective is not surprised by this.

So you are sincere about being a fucknut?

Damn, sorry, ruined your thread.

Rex, baby! I got a tingle in my girl parts

Syd B gets a tingle when she shares secrets about other members' tragedies with strangers on the interbnet. Travel with caution.

If your loved one has lost a child do not te;ll her about it. She will only tell us.

I hear you're not funny.

This is the weekend he was gonna be a dead beat dad because he was too busy defending whomod's daughter's internet honor.

Hey, when I dropped by earlier there were only six people here and two of them were mine.

Are you suuuuuurrreeee we're not bothering you guys? Maybe making you tired? Perhaps annoying some of your less piggish, more humane members away?

Or were you all just at the movies watching Sex and the City? I hope you guys liked it and were able to get in some good bonding time afterwards while drinking your Cosmos and getting pedicures.

I hear rumors that they're NOT finished with you guys.

What are they gonna do? "Raid" this board with more people? Make more alts? Use this past "invasion" as an excuse to frequent gay sites and create alts named after some of us? They lost. Their reasons for "invading" changed pretty much daily. They'd get offended that we weren't following the "rules" they place on themselves. They were soundly thrashed to the point that they had to retreat to a super-secret-lick-wounds-forums that we weren't supposed to see or have access to, and some of us still gained access. And the last member of their board to retreat is the one we have the most fun batting around. Why would we want them to be "finished" with us? We've made it clear that this is the most fun we've had on the boards in a while. So let them continue their "raid" and we'll continue to smack them around and make them cry in their secret forum.

Guys! Guys! I found they secret planning thread!

Halo82 User Haloveous
2000+ posts 06/02/08 05:19 PM Making a new reply
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Thread: Re: The super secter RKMBs raid planning thread just for RKMBs members and not gaysurgery posters

I'm an idiot. We can't compete with you guys 24 hours a day because were too busy wanking and crying. I'm still here because I admit to these boards being the superior to the insurgency boards and want to fit in. But because of my retardation I don't know how to fit in.

I'm an asshole. I really want to say I'm having fun doing this but we all know we got our assed handed to us. We come here because we want to fit in with the cool people.

You are an idiot. Just cause we don't spend 24/7 online raiding this board doesn't mean we "lost". Are reasons for being here were consistent you just can't understand it. Which is weird considering you assholes always circle the wagon around your own.

Guess what asshole? This is more fun for us then it is for you. We come here and get to out think you douchebags who can't do ANYTHING other then hide behind the same old song.

Yeah, this post reads like it was written by someone who's having a ton of fun. Not a whiny, overly defensive li'l pup who's been soundly whipped all over these boards and desperately tries to cling to any reason to stay.

x (Tommy's tears)

You didn't lose because you don't spend 24/7 "raiding." You lost because everyone but you retreated and left you to be soundly whipped by whomever is around at the time. You lost because you had to create a super-secret-whine-lick-wounds forum over on Insurgency to hide from us, and we still found your gay little forum. You lost because you get whipped by the least of us. You lost because your posts (like this one) are defensive and whiny. You lost because your posts are dishonest.

"Because."

"Our" reasons. Not "Are" reasons.

Your dyslexia is really showing, Tommy Boy. This post shows someone who still doesn't understand his "enemy." Funny that you whine about us "circling the wagons" when, a week or so ago, you were bragging about how you Insurgency folks pretty much do the same (I think your words were along the lines of "sticking together"). And why should we deviate from what works? We've been owning you with the same ol' gags and there's nothing you or any Insurgent can do about it. So stick around. Bring "friends" to increase traffic. And we'll just keep smacking you around and laughing at you and mocking you and enjoying how the best you can come up with is:

"Assholes."

"Stupid."

"Douchebags."

Face facts, Tommy. You've lost. You're an object of pity and mockery on two boards. And nothing's gonna change that.



Sincerely,

Joseph T. Mother

Face facts, Tommy. You've lost. You're an object of pity and mockery on two boards. And nothing's gonna change that.



Sincerely,

Joseph T. Mother

/cosigned

K-nut

Whining? I'm merely pointing out your hypocricy. So when Prometheus and Grimm come to your aid does that mean you can't defend yourself? When you jump in and tell rex "wow, rex ran circles around Halo all weekend long" does that mean he can't defend himself? We've done nothing that you fucks haven't done except you bitch about the very things you yourselves do but are completely oblivious to. We haven't lost anything cause it ain't over you bag of hot air. Promise.

And if you really think you've owned us with those 2nd grade gags then you only prove what I've been saying all along. You are a worthless sack of shit who is completely cut off from reality because of the over blown ego you use to compensate for the misery your repressed homosexuality causes you.

What are they gonna do? "Raid" this board with more people? Make more alts? Use this past "invasion" as an excuse to frequent gay sites and create alts named after some of us? They lost. Their reasons for "invading" changed pretty much daily. They'd get offended that we weren't following the "rules" they place on themselves. They were soundly thrashed to the point that they had to retreat to a super-secret-lick-wounds-forums that we weren't supposed to see or have access to, and some of us still gained access. And the last member of their board to retreat is the one we have the most fun batting around. Why would we want them to be "finished" with us? We've made it clear that this is the most fun we've had on the boards in a while. So let them continue their "raid" and we'll continue to smack them around and make them cry in their secret forum.

you fool! have you forgot about the "rigged" poll!

Pretty defensive, there, Tommy Boy. I put the best parts of this meltdown post in bold so everyone can enjoy them. Accept your failures, Tommy. And when you and your Insurgency "friends" decide to come back for round two? Do better - this was way too easy. You would've embarrassed yourself less if you'd just posted a instead.

"Bag of hot air..." !!!

Die and get Aids. Little Bitch.

I'm glad I chased that little whiny cunt away

You should really quit trying to get in my pants till you know what's in yours.

Weren't you told to stop projecting your sick fantasies? When will it end?!

You try so hard, Tommy. And yet you still fail.

Actually Joe is the one who's been told to stop projecting. By more people then just me.

I thought all the people telling him to stop were you. All those alt IDs are giving you Multiple personality disorder.

I say, the kid's got more issues than a newstand...

Halo, do you think the earth is flat?

I thought all the people telling him to stop were you. All those alt IDs are giving you Multiple personality disorder.

I say, the kid's got more issues than a newstand...

Of course you think I fail. You can't stand the thought of me being right which is precisely why you are a failure as a human being.

And what's with this fascination with my first name? You think having that knowledge makes you smart? I think what you really want is to establish a connection with me.

Of course. Not as flat as your learning curve anyway.

This post reads as 1/2 more Halotard failure and 1/2 Tommy trying to connect and make friends. I guess you should specify in each post you address to me whether I'd be responding to Halotard or poor lonely li'l Tommy who needs validation and friendship.

So you just dismiss all facts?

This doesn't sound like a denial. Reeks of circular logic to avoid the point, but not a denial.

Did whomod teach you that term, Halotard?

(I'm getting an idea of which persona you're posting as at any given time. Thank you.)

Of course. Not as flat as your learning curve anyway.

Back to the old "everybody is Whomod" shit, huh? Didn't you fucks learn anything when Pro' hacked our board?

This post reads as 1/2 more Halotard failure and 1/2 Tommy trying to connect and make friends. I guess you should specify in each post you address to me whether I'd be responding to Halotard or poor lonely li'l Tommy who needs validation and friendship.

If all he wanted was friendship why didn't he just say so? Here's a place that'd help with that!

Didn't you fucks learn anything when Pro' hacked our board?

Pro didn't hack anything. Newsflash: Your little gang is having some internal problems. "Tightly knit", indeed!

There's your dyslexia again, Halotard. Re-read the post again. I'm asking you if whomod taught you that term, y'big dummy! Y'dunderhead!



(I called you a dummy and a dunderhead! And you have to use naughty poopy-talk! )

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=6591990#post6591990

Posted by Halo82:

Geoff, a request. Please get PG back to being the kick butt and take names sort she was in her original appearances. She was never hesitant, self-doubting, or clingy in those appearances. Conway wrote her as self-assured to the point of arrogance, yet he had her back it up by being right most of the time, even when the other JSAers didn't think she was.

She was the sort who was convinced that she was the greatest thing since sliced bread, better than Wonder Woman, Superman, or anyone else, in her own mind at least. She'd NEVER ask anyone, even Alan, for advice on what to do in the field, especially in front of others she's supposedly leading, no matter how much she respects him. It was just not in her nature. She'd decide on a course of action on her own, then do it. And she's been mourning Kal-L and Lois for entirely too long. Thing is she was never all that close to him pre-Crisis. Family and all, and she respected him, but she was far too independent and too determined to make her own way and her own name to spend too much time around him, or even thinking about him.

Which makes the hanging around KC Supes a bit odd.

I think where you are going with the Annual will lead her back to where she needs to be, but I just wanted to point out that she's been a bit off for a while now. She needs to be where she was in All-Star; independent, sure of herself, proud to the point of arrogance, very smart, and tough. Then I'll be one very happy JSA reader indee...

Oh, who am I kidding? My only request is that we have man sex together.

Interested,

Halo82

I suppose that's possible but I still think Pro's response to Zzaps inquiry into how he got into the protected section of the board is textbook horse shit. Like a little kid blaming the broken lamp on his imaginary friend.

"Oh, who am I kidding? My only request is that we have man sex together.

Interested,

Halo82 "

No, that reads like something you would write.

What was Pro's response? I'd go read it myself, but I've been banned for lurking too much.

I suppose that's possible but I still think Pro owns my ass completely.

No, you've been banned because we are a collective of hypocritical faggots.

That's true. I do...

No, you've been banned because of the actions of Prometheus.

That is absolutely correct, Mxy. I scared the fucking shit out of him. Don't expect him to allow anyone from this board to come over there. We all might do something crazy like....I don't know....post. I wonder if their servers could handle it?

Yes we were terrified when you hacked the board

I found it bone chilling when you made up some phantom poster to blame.

No, you've been banned because of the actions of Prometheus.

So you admit to be a pussy? Have you tried calling the police on pro? Its what your butt buddy would do.

I'm a retarded fucknut.

Halo, you should be glad if someone is deleting your posts. You spew so much psycho shit its good that we don't see your posting diarrea.

Psycko? I'd be as popular as Joe Mama if I did that.

English please!

Psycko? I'd be as popular as Joe Mama if I did that.

Yeah see, I only had like two alts. You bring your confusion on yourself.

Okay Halo, let's start over. One and one is two, two and one is three...

This is an amusing post, and not just because you fucked up the quote function and ended up calling yourself an... well, it's right there.

No, it's your level of denial what I find hilarious. Ok, go on thinking that Pro hacked your board. That's fine by me, because it means that you're not doing anything to solve your REAL problem. And, oh, that can't be good you lot.

I hope at some point your "buddy", whoever he is, steps up and confesses everything he's done. Not because I think you're gonna feel silly, no. I'm just curious to see how you're gonna rationalize that revelation. I'm sure you'll find an intrincate way that doesn't involve admitting that you're not really too bright.

I suppose that's possible but I still think Pro's response to Zzaps inquiry into how he got into the protected section of the board is textbook horse shit. Like a little kid blaming the broken lamp on his imaginary friend.

Okay Halo, let's start over. One and one is two, two and one is three...

Ba Ba Bumpster [Password:Inthenight]
Captain Sandy Vangina [Password: SamIAM]
Dr Fate [Password: Pandora]
Genocidal Asshole [Password: Overlord]
ISniffBritneySpearsFarts [password: fiveshadow]
JoeMamalovesthecock [Password: Dickhead]
Oakley's Revenge [Password: suckit]
Serpico [Password: pacino]

Didn't fuck up anything.

Just to prove it I'll quote something I said-



Yeah, that doesn't sound like denial to me.

There's a reason we shared passwords.

see that was easy, you said you only had two alts, i showed your list of alts, you admitted to it. you are such a easy fucktard to beat. cue the i win again theme song.....




I WIN AGAIN!

Halo really put his balls in a salad shooter this time.

Oh, then you really did mean to say "No, you've been banned because we are a collective of hypocritical faggots"?

There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're wrong every once a while, you know. If you knew that, you wouldn't be ridiculed so often. But, of course, you've never been ridiculed by anyone. Nope.

Why do you think Pro's response sounds like horse shit to you? Hint: It's because you have a hard time admitting anything that makes you look silly. I'm sure that inside your head it does really sound like horse shit, but you must realize that for normal human beings it simply makes sense.

What are you talking about? I'm saying I didn't fuck up quoting.

No, I think it sounds like horse shit cause he didn't know who it was that gave him the password. If the names didn't correlate from this board to the Insurgency then why wouldn't he?

I think like 10 posts as Oakley

If it makes you feel better I think like 10 posts as Oakley so that might be considered more then just a board alt.

Pro is a computer ignoramus.
This is the guy that cant even remember how to get back into his MySpace account, and Gaylo is convinced he hacked their board!

still doesn't realize what he did, does he?

Something as simple as going back to check your original post would have saved us a lot of hassle. Of course, I say that assuming that you didn't intend it to look like that.

...did you?

Uh, because the names didn't correlate from this board to the Insurgency? Let's say I go there and register as Poopy Pants McKay and I send you Chant's magical muffin recipe. Then Chant is all like "YO BITCHES, WHO GAVE OUT MY FUCKING RECIPE COCKSUCKERS?!". Obviously you wouldn't hesitate to sell me out, but then you'd be like "Oh, wait, his name was something like Poopy Pants McKay, so I don't really know" and Chant would be like "BITCH, THAT NAME MEANS NOTHING TO ME, WHY DID YOU TELL IT TO ME IF YOU KNEW THERES NO ONE HERE WITH THAT NAME" and you'd be like "Huh, sorry, guess I wasn't thinking" and Chant would go "OH ITS OK, DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN :-]". Get it?

Dude, I meant to put it in Italics.

Jackass, let's assume Pro' is telling the truth, right? Somebody here gave him the password with a name that doesn't match anything over at the Insurgency. Okay, so then what's the harm of giving the name? We can't know who it was anyway. Get it?

The only real reason to not give a name is cause he didn't have one.

You still don't realize what's wrong with that post? You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.



What's the harm? Ok, let's say I don't register as Poopy Pants McKay. Let's say I register as George Lucas. Even though I am not George Lucas. You wouldn't want people here to retalliate against Lucas even though he wasn't the one who shared the magical recipe, right? Um... right?



I guess the concept of loyalty is completely foreign to you. Admit it. You came back to talk about Green Lantern.

It's hypocritical to ban hackers?

Anyway, this is Pro's bullshit-

Zzap, I'm not giving you a name. To be absolutely honest, I don't know who it is. They aren't using a name over there that correlates over here. So, you do whatever your clearly posted rules say you have to. Meanwhile, point out exactly what I've done to warrant the ban. Just curious. I mean, you can say I "hacked" your board. But, if you actually knew my level of computer prowess, you'd get a bigger kick out of it than I do...

No, you've been banned because we are a collective of hypocritical faggots.

And I guess you are going to have to point out what I did wrong. Here's the quote-

RE: Loyalty.

Ok. Now think a bit. Why would Pro not want to give you the name of the person who helped him? Is it because... it's a forbidden name, like Voldemort? Is it becaaaaause... there's a nano-bomb in his bloodstream that will explode if he types the name? Or is it becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause... he doesn't want to sell out someone who provided us with oh so many extra laughs?

Hmmm. Methinks it's the nano-bomb one!



You're right. On second look, I don't see anything wrong with that post.

Also in your defense, you are a fucking dolt, so we really shouldn't expect much from you.

Did you steal that line from Mikey too?

No, Prometheus hacked the Insurgency archives while looking for good reading material and sent it to me in a top secret, encrypted file.

So you're just going to keep avoiding everything I said, huh?

Whomod is just your latest tactic at distraction.

Psycko? I'd be as popular as Joe Mama if I did that.

You must be the brainiac in this bee hive. Not that that means much.

If it makes you feel better I think like 10 posts as Oakley so that might be considered more then just a board alt.

So many Oakleyesque post for us to laugh at and enjoy...

And finally:



You should post more since you're this board's new Oakley. You could be Li'l Tommy Oakley, or Tom Oakley, or - if you want to keep your current name - Haloakley82.

I like how these two have made a love connection

I can't find happiness in the fact that you and 655321 seemed to make a love connection a week ago?

Waitaminnit...

Tommy...did you create 655321 the way Oakley created Nuriko???



The Path of Oakley!!!

Oh NO!!! You invoked the M-name!!!



But why would you call it "Joeyesque?" Joey From Friends isn't obsessing over you. Unless...is whomod's real name Joseph or Joey? Wouldn't it be clearer to call it "whomodish?" "whomodesque" doesn't have much of a ring to it...

It's amazing how you act like using a real name isn't a big deal now that I know yours. And I call it "Joeyesque" cause it has a better ring than "Martyesque". Just sounds gay.

Dude, you HONESTLY believe that my name is Martin? Martin SCHECKLAND, of all things???



You go ahead and call me Martin or Marty or Mr. Scheckland or any variation. And ignore all the snickering that you see on the boards.



Thank you for that post, Tommy. Bless you.

Sheckland? Who said anything about Sheckland?

You mother fuckers snicker at everything that isn't as retarded as you are.

The last name is spelled "Scheckland."

Okay, I'll bite: OH LAWDY LAWD! HOW DOES YOU DEESCUHVAH MAH NAIM???

I thought you said that's not your name? Loopholes abound.

Tom, seriously, I'm dying to know. Where'd you get that name? Please tell me. See how nice I'm asking? I even said "please."

And I told you - feel free to call me Martin or Marty or Mr. Scheckland (but note the spelling) or Schecky or any variation. Seriously.

I don't think "loopholes" is the word you mean to use, by the way.

Well if you're gonna be a Mr. Poopiepants and not tell me where you dug up that name, then there's nothing else to talk about, Tom. You Grumpy-Gus, you.

Why you wanna know so bad? You didn't see me freaking out when you called me Tom?

I'm not freaking out, you Silly-Billy. I think it's hilarious. I'm simply dying to know because you either got it from someone and I need to know who to thank for this, or you did some digging yourself and somehow found it. But you're not gonna tell me, so all I can do is kick back and keep laughing.

You actually looked at that name and thought, "Ah-HAH!!! I've got his name! This'll show 'im!!!"

Seriously, Tom. Bless you for this.

Wait, he really thinks your name is Martin? As in Martin Scheckland?

*snicker*

*giggle*




Tommy, once again you prove that your stupidity is boundless! (But amusing.)

it's too bad they are calling you by my name, Nick.
if they are going to get our personal information they could at least get the members right,

Uh-huh.

I just got OFFICIAL word! Sikkbones is "Tom." Halotard is "Nick." No matter what his first posts says. They're swapping names cuz they're GENIUSES!!!



(My sides hurt...)

Are you retards trying to find out our real names? Because if you are you have failed on such a high level you shouldn't even be allowed to be part of society.

Moron can't even figure out how to post a pic.

Damn, Halo's got me there.

That's right, whore, laugh it off. Typical response from someone who is backed into a corner.

And your side probaly hurts from carrying all that weight.

It loads just fine for me. And the fact remains: You're a fucktard.

Ouch.

I bet rex would load just fine in me too.

You got me. I'm Martin Scheckland. OH WOE(!!!) how I tried to keep that name a secret! Call me Martin...call me Marty...call me Mr. Scheckland or Schecky...just DON'T force me to say my name backwards!!!



I don't wanna be sent back to Yankee Stadium for 90 days!!!



Y'know what else cracks me up? That you call us "whore" and "slut." Like we don't already KNOW that you wanna make fuck with some of us...

You got me. I'm Martin Scheckland. OH WOE(!!!) how I tried to keep that name a secret! Call me Martin...call me Marty...call me Mr. Scheckland or Schecky...just DON'T force me to say my name backwards!!!



I don't wanna be sent back to Yankee Stadium for 90 days!!!



Y'know what else cracks me up? That you call us "whore" and "slut." Like we don't already KNOW that you wanna make fuck with some of us...

it could be worse he could be calling you hermaprhordites.. err nevermind.

Like, OMG, seriously you guys, both HALO AND SIKK ARE HERE!!! Oh man, how do I look?

Halo.. you stole my backpedaling pic fucker.

he looks bent over and willing.

Sikkbones and Halo are BOTH talking about having sex with me!!!

I want to have sex with Sikkbones and 655321...and it just might happen!!!

Good luck with that.

Well at least you quit calling me Tommy. That was horrible.

Just make sure you're on the right end of that rotisserie, okay? And use protection...who knows where any of you have been?



And I'm gonna call you Tommy unless you start calling me Martin, Tommy. So there.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll use protection whenever I have sex if you never breed. Ever. Seriously, there are enough fat, ugly, repressed, pathological, dumbasses in the world.

I want to have sex with Sikkbones and 655321...and it just might happen!!!

RE: Loyalty.

Ok. Now think a bit. Why would Pro not want to give you the name of the person who helped him? Is it because... it's a forbidden name, like Voldemort? Is it becaaaaause... there's a nano-bomb in his bloodstream that will explode if he types the name? Or is it becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause... he doesn't want to sell out someone who provided us with oh so many extra laughs?

Hmmm. Methinks it's the nano-bomb one!



You're right. On second look, I don't see anything wrong with that post.

Halo this isn't news.

i'm bored...

Don't enable Joe's delusions.

Bored...here? No way. All the brilliant things these dweebs come with and you're still bored? Doesn't crying motie's just send chills up your spine? Aren't you awed by Joe's fabrications? How can you not find Sammitch's editing inspiring?

Then again, you might have a point.

Bored...here? No way. All the brilliant things these dweebs come with and you're still bored? Doesn't crying motie's just send chills up your spine? Aren't you awed by Joe's fabrications? How can you not find Sammitch's editing inspiring?

Then again, you might have a point.

then Stop having wet dreams about me.



I'm still bored... making a wet dream joke about you has been the most entertaining thing here all day.

And he still posts for his daily ass kicking...


Halo82 User Haloveous
2000+ posts 06/03/08 02:43 PM Making a new reply
Forum: off topic and offensive posts
Thread: Re: The super secter RKMBs raid planning thread just for RKMBs members and not gaysurgery posters

Yay!!!

Bored...here? No way. All the brilliant things these dweebs come with and you're still bored? Doesn't crying motie's just send chills up your spine? Aren't you awed by Joe's fabrications? How can you not find Sammitch's editing inspiring?

Then again, you might have a point.

With dozens more to follow.

This is all very boring for you, getting clowned on yet another message board.

We get it.

I thought it was kinda funny while Joe was having his little "freak out" he called me "Mr Poopiepants". Funny in a nostalgic sense of when kids in 2nd grade would get picked on and act like they didn't care. Yeah, that's Joe.

Sounds like someone's getting ready to retreat and spin it so it isn't a retreat though he's retreated.

Sounds like someone's getting ready to retreat and spin it so it isn't a retreat though he's retreated.

Somebody sounds irritated. Not just irritated but confused. You sluts are the clowns, dressing yourselves up as intelligent and cool.

Locking down an entire board and banning posters for lurking is also considered a huge victory for the Insurgency dipshits.

Locking down an entire board and banning posters for lurking is also considered a huge victory for the Insurgency dipshits.

Hey, you bitches had to go and cheat by hacking. You couldn't take us in a straight up flame war.

There he is again, calling someone a slut.

At this point it CAN'T be a Freudian Slip! He really wants to try and offer some of us money for sex!

Sorry, Tommy. Maybe that flies in the Insurgency Forum. But it doesn't here. Take your money and go find a street corner like the rest of the dirty birdies.

Prometheus is a hacker! Maybe he can hack his MySpace account next!

I'm not surprised you don't know this, but calling someone a slut or a whore is probaly the last thing you should do if you want to have sex with.

How about a nice game of chess?

How about a nice game of chess?

You must be the reason chess players have such a bad rep.

Learned that the hard way, did'ja Tommy? And yet it's the old habits that die hardest, eh?

Yes, you're right. as much as I hate to admit it.

Halo82: Prometheus does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets.

Captain Ffag: Now what does this say about the state of our Insurgency boards
hmm? I mean have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the accounts of three people.

Halo82: No sir. He says he does this sort of thing for fun.

Captain Ffag: What!

Halo82: Prometheus does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets.

Captain Ffag: Now what does this say about the state of our Insurgency boards
hmm? I mean have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the accounts of three people.

Halo82: No sir. He says he does this sort of thing for fun.

Captain Ffag: What!

But back at the DCMB, they believe you can win a Internet Message Board War. That there can be "acceptable losses."

I wish I could do this to Martin Scheckland:

You're a naughty boy. Save that stuff for Sikkbones and whomod.

Colonel Joe Mother: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
[no response]

Colonel Joe Mother: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Is anyone there? Are the RKMB still alive and well after that impressive assault from the three Insurgency tards?

Colonel Mandral: That's affirmative, sir.

Moderator Sammitch: Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!

"You're a naughty boy". Yeah, I've heard that before. Normally during pillow talk with sikkbones. Having it said to me buy you is gross.

"You're a naughty boy". Yeah, I've heard that before. Normally during pillow talk with whomod or another Marine. Having it said to me buy you makes me wish I was in the Marines again...or with my li'l whomod.

fixed.

1. mine was funnier.
2. the marines thing was originally my idea back on the insurgency queers....
3. Halo... who originalted the thought of you with another marine?

1. mine was funnier.
2. the marines thing was originally my idea back on the insurgency queers....
3. Halo... who originalted the thought of you with another marine?

You were the first to come up with that. But in all fairness, I think Joe probaly has more vivid imagery of me having gay sex running through his pea brain then you ever did.

you know whats sad.. most posts in the last week have been about us... at least at our board we talk about other things like gay sex and our sigs that take up 9/10 of a thread.

You were the first to come up with that. I want to suck you off. But in all fairness, I wish Joe would pee on me. That makes me hot...

1) I concur.

2) I'll take your word for it.

3) I'm gonna guess that it was...Halo himself.

4) Still,

i sure do... i would sign up to be a marine just to sleep with you.

That's because they have to protect themselves from people who hack and cheat at message board raids!

That's because they have to protect themselves from people who hack and cheat at message board raids!

But back at the RKMBs , they believe you can win a Internet Message Board War. That there can be "acceptable losses."

i'm sure... i bet he would sign up to be a marine just to sleep with you.

Um, that's not my thing, Tommy.

Don't you two have your own message board where you can talk about this stuff and we can't see it because your mods and admins are pussies who locked it?

Don't you two have your own message board where you can talk about this stuff and we can't see it because your mods and admins are pussies who locked it?

Be all you can be Joe.

Are you trying to out-tard Halo?

Are you trying to out-tard Halo?

He's already done that. For years now. Really not that hard, you did it the moment you felt the need to post my profile activity for no real reason.

Halo and Sikkbones are having ANOTHER conversation about having sex with me!



Guys, why don't you two just meet up and let nature take its course?

SHUT UP! IT'S NOT TRUE! I'M YOUR ONE AND ONLY!!!

Joe, Halo's hjealous that i've already taken you to brokeback mountain.

i saw that before you fixed it Joe.

I'm reminded of when Austen Powers couldn't understand how anyone could possibly have sex with Fat Bastard. But that's okay Sikk, you don't have to explain how you did it.

I'm reminded of when Austen Powers couldn't understand how anyone could possibly have sex with Fat Bastard. But that's okay Sikk, you don't have to explain how you did it.

Tommy fantasizes all about it just before he goes to sleep.

Actually I fantasize about Chris Keller, and sikk being Beecher.Not some fat red sox loving moron.

Fixed.