Looks like someone is stuffing the ballot box. I just happened to notice while I was surfing the board that new members using single letters of the alphabet kept appearing.

Looks like there can't be a fair election on this board. It's almost like Louisiana's elections, except not quite as much shadiness going on.

I guess we already know who the "weiners" are going to be!

man-o-man. this aint florida, folks!

oy.

regardless, this was the final tally:

franta 32% (22)
kimi 35% (24)
mister jla 100% (68)
disco steve 44% (30)
drzsmith 10% (7)
mxy 46% (31)
roy 16% (11)
grimm 34% (23)
chewy 31% (21 )

percentages really dont make much sense in this case, so just judging by votes, the top 5, and "winners," are:

mister jla - 68
mxy - 31
disco steve - 30
kimi - 24
grimm - 23

fools.

[ 10-14-2002, 10:54 PM: Message edited by: Rob Kamphausen ]

yay!

I'm so incredibly gay!

[ 10-16-2002, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: Grimm ]

I guess he realy is a poof.

Grimm wants a piece of my arse,how nice!

Aye, verily.

Dee Snyder is th' dev'l!

I blame Grimm for the current lack of Nowhereman.

You give me FAR too much credit here. . .

blame dreamcast

Never! :lol:

Of course you knew, you're the one who deflowered him.

He cried afterwards, sobbing like a child. I should have comforted him, but I was worried....teribbly worried, that he'd see what my bleeding pus-ridden cankers had done to his sphincter.

:)

So sad.

Reset

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Reset (band), a French-Canadian pop punk band that formed in 1995 in Quebec, Canada
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Reset (Norwegian band)
Reset (Computing), to clear any pending errors or events and bring a system to normal condition or initial state
"Reset" (song), a song by Outkast from their 2003 album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Strategic reset, a policy framework designed to strengthen the United States' stance throughout the Middle East
Reset (manga), by Tsutsui Tetesua
Reset (Torchwood), the fifth episode of the second series of science-fiction series Torchwood

Endgame:

Two hour series finale of Star Trek: Voyager -

After a decades-long journey to reach the Alpha Quadrant, Admiral Kathryn Janeway makes a bold decision to change the past in an attempt to undo the toll taken on the crew during their arduous journey home.

She goes back in time and encounters her past self, still in the Delta Quadrant, and trying to get Voyager home.

The two Janeways come up with a plan that involves Borg trans warp conduits to get Voyager back to Earth... which they do.

The Chanuka Song Lyrics
» Adam Sandler
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

Franklin Pierce was the first United States' president to decorate an
official White House Christmas tree .

Frumenty was a spiced porridge, enjoyed by both rich and poor. It is
thought to be the forerunner of modern Christmas puddings. It has its
origins in a Celtic legend of the harvest god Dagda, who stirred a porridge
made up of all the good things of the Earth.

3.The tradition of using a baby to signify the new year was begun in Greece
around 600 BC It was their tradition at that time to celebrate their god of
wine, Dionysus, by parading a baby in a basket, representing the annual
rebirth of that god as the spirit of fertility. Early Egyptians also used a
baby as a symbol of rebirth. The use of an image of a baby with a New Years
banner as a symbolic representation of the new year was brought to early
America by the Germans. They had used the effigy since the fourteenth
century. Other traditions of the season include the making of New Year's
resolutions, which also dates back to the early Babylonians. Popular modern
resolutions might include the promise to lose weight or quit smoking. The
early Babylonian's most popular resolution was to return borrowed farm
equipment.

"Auld Lang Syne" is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year. At least partially written by Robert Burns in the 1700's, it was first published in 1796 after Burns' death. Early variations of the song were sung prior to 1700 and inspired Burns to produce the modern rendition. An old Scotch tune, "Auld Lang Syne" literally means "old long ago," or simply, "the good old days." Here are the lyrics:


Auld Lang Syne
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne?
For auld Lang syne, my dear, for auld Lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld Lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld Lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend and gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet for auld Lang syne