with his bare hands and then bring it back into his apartment.

I really fucking hate the people here.

did he eat it? did he fuck it?

He'll probably use it as fertilizer for something so he will eventually eat it. Most the green freaks around here are secretly fecal fetishists as well. Its one of the reasons why I will never buy food from the weekly farmers markers we have here. It will always result in eating someone elses shit.

I don't have much of an appetite either, thank you.