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Damn fascists.

sometimes comic books get sticky icky icky, and it takes a lot of people to clean up the mess. On that note, I'd like to throw my name into the hat for moderator! A vote for Stupid Dogg is a vote for another mod!

Majik Banana!

Democracy doesn't work, fuckers!

P.S.

I wanna be mod too.

Brian A. Ortiz, r3x29yz4a, and Marc Campbell are all doing a fine job.

(Marc at least has the excuse of doing other shit.)

I will raise this with the Kamp One. My view, which is worth around the region of jack shit, is that if you do a regular feature here (like In a Pig's Eye, Disco's Reviews of Doom or whatever they're called, and the In Too Far stuff), then you should be a mod because you generate activity.

And because Mr JLA has the supple, well-oiled buttocks of a young boy, he should be a moderator here too.

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And because Mr JLA has the supple, well-oiled buttocks of a young boy, he should be a moderator here too.

You can bounce a quarter off it!

I'm going to break kayfabe a bit...

Yes, none of the mods are making my feature a sticky.

This has occurred to me, and it will happen from here onwards.

mods 4 lief

There, I bookmarked In Too Far.

good god these are the gayest "graemlins" ever

Besides the woo. Nothing beats the woo.

VOTE WALRUS IN '04!

A vote for Walrus is a vote that you give to Walrus.

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And because Mr JLA has the supple, well-oiled buttocks of a young boy, he should be a moderator here too.

You can bounce a quarter off it!

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Ooh! Can I try?

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...No MrJLA. That's not a quarter but it is doing a lot of bouncing!

I bet you could bounce a "quarter" off of his ass too!

you really are in love with that picture, aren't you?

Not in love so much with the picture, as he is with the paper that he printed the picture onto...

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And because Mr JLA has the supple, well-oiled buttocks of a young boy, he should be a moderator here too.

You can bounce a quarter off it!

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Pig Iron
Legitimate. Posts here often and usually has something good to say.
Chewy Walrus
Another legitimate one. Same reasons.
Dave
Other than being Australian, he is one of the more intelligent posters here.
Brian A. Ortiz
Haven't seen him post here in a couple months.
Ultimate Jaburg53
Legitimate. Posts here all the time.
woodstock
He's posted almost nothing over the last couple months. Should he really be a mod?
r3x29yz4a
Another one that doesn't post here often.
Marc Campbell
Who? I've been here almost a year and have not seen him post once.

that man is a brownie hound!

yknow if drzsmith was made boardwide moderator we could cut everyone out.....

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Pig Iron
Legitimate. Posts here often and usually has something good to say.
Chewy Walrus
Another legitimate one. Same reasons.
Dave
Other than being Australian, he is one of the more intelligent posters here.
Brian A. Ortiz
Haven't seen him post here in a couple months.
Ultimate Jaburg53
Legitimate. Posts here all the time.
woodstock
He's posted almost nothing over the last couple months. Should he really be a mod?
r3x29yz4a
Another one that doesn't post here often.
Marc Campbell
Who? I've been here almost a year and have not seen him post once.

Which is exactly why they should all be fired, and I should be installed as the sole moderator.

Thank you, and goodnight.

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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
yknow if drzsmith was made boardwide moderator we could cut everyone out.....

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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
yknow if drzsmith was made boardwide moderator we could cut everyone out.....

I second that emotion!

I don't think Rob is paying attention. Maybe we should dress like cowboys and throw tea in the harbor.

Geo. V and that bloody tax....

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yknow if drzsmith was made boardwide moderator we could cut everyone out.....

I thought he was?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If a thousand of us dream a world that has drzsmith as sole moderator it will happen.

Rob confirmed to me in an e-mail today that Marc has in fact disappeared, and so maybe reconsideration of the moderators here is in order.

Try not to lose sleep over this important issue in the interim.

Thank you, Dave.

This adds credibility to my bid for sole moderator status.

When this happens, you can be a Keeper.

Can I get a junior modship status? kinda like a deputy or maybe a cub scout.

Done and done.

DR FUCKING Z SMITH!

Well, that's just assumed.

I could never replace my hero.

drzsmith's blood runs through my keyboard and his posts are in my soul.

My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man, I'm just a living legacy to leader of the board.

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DR FUCKING Z SMITH!

I always thought it was "Dr Z FUCKING Smith"?

You've just been upgraded to "Watcher", thanks to that lovely post.

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Brian A. Ortiz
Haven't seen him post here in a couple months.

Yes, I have been quiet for quite some time...I guess long periods of silence are just part of my nature.

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DR FUCKING Z SMITH!

I always thought it was "Dr Z FUCKING Smith"?

Doesn't matter to me, as long as he becomes a mod in this forum.

Even the gay community supports Drzsmith.

Damn. That joke died when I showed everyone a cavalcade of FDU women...and La La. Hell, one just grabbed my phone and entered her number.

Just face facts. Women find me attractive.

Just let the joke rest peacefully and get back to the subject at hand.

Drzsmith for mod.

BRIAN A. ORTIZ SIGHTING!!!

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Brian A. Ortiz said:Just face facts. Women find me attractive.

You mean assmonkeys. WATCH OUT BRIAN, PLEASE.

What joke?