Mary Marvel Is All grown Up...

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And Guy Gardner seems to be enjoying it in a weird fetishist way..

That's a post-op Black Adam.

naahhhh..alternate universe I think...

I think he'd still keep the ears..

DC starting up an Ultimates Justice League?

Facial expressions like that can only be the product of Kevin Maguire.

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I'm saving this pic for later.

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And Guy Gardner seems to be enjoying it in a weird fetishist way..

Okay, no, seriously, what page did you get teh pic from?

teh.

Probably a cover to an upcoming JLA Classified in McGuire's and Giffen's I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League run.

Yes.

Owner of a lonely heart

I thought it was the cover to an upcoming JSA issue in June or something.

No, it's "Ultimate Mary Marvel" from the aforementioned I Can't Believe. . .run. The plot of them going to hell and meeting "Ultimate" versions of themselves has been mentioned on these boards several times.

Oh.

Yes that is all I have to say on that.

Don't let Shazamgrrl know. She'll only post "Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire suck" messages like the no thought-out opinion-having looney she is. Or she'll blow a blood vessel in her brain and die with her face planted on her keyboard.

On the other hand, PM her...

Heh

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No, it's "Ultimate Mary Marvel" from the aforementioned I Can't Believe. . .run. The plot of them going to hell and meeting "Ultimate" versions of themselves has been mentioned on these boards several times.

Is that correct? I'll have to check that out.

Mcguire's facial expressions are indeed excellent.

It starts in JLA Classified #4... I think it already came out.

ewwww

heh, Grimm wouldn't that count as an alternate universe version though...???

I believe he was replying to Jeremy thinking it was a JSA cover.

I like how the thunderbolt is see-thru.

What the fuck?!?

That thing is NOT Mary Marvel.

This is typical though, DC can't be bothered to treat The Marvel Family with the respect that they deserve, so instead they get some "kewl" writer who couldn't write themselves out of a wet paper bag to turn Mary into a slut.

I'm sure all fanboy who wouldn't be able to recognize good writing if it bit them on the ass will love it though.

Worry not, it's an alternate universe.

an alternate universe that should replace the regular one! See-thru booby vision and all!

My avatar is better!

oh...too late again.

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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:
What the fuck?!?

That thing is NOT Mary Marvel.

This is typical though, DC can't be bothered to treat The Marvel Family with the respect that they deserve, so instead they get some "kewl" writer who couldn't write themselves out of a wet paper bag to turn Mary into a slut.

I'm sure all fanboy who wouldn't be able to recognize good writing if it bit them on the ass will love it though.

Once again, Shazamgrrl, you babble about something you know absolutely NOTHING about. That image isn't the Mary Marvel that you flick your bean to. It's a spoof of the Ultimate line of titles at Marvel. It's part of the hilarious sequel to "Formerly Known As The Justice League". The team goes to Hell and comes face-to-face with "Ultimate" versions of themselves. It's a parody...a spoof...something that you, having no sense of humor, wouldn't know about. And it's written by Keith Giffen and JM DeMatteis with art by Kevin Maguire. This is the team that did the "Justice League" series after Legends. They aren't the "kewl" writers that you slag in every other inflammatory post - they're a great team who create fun, funny comics. So why don't you:

A) Do a little research before you run at the mouth.

B ) Shut up.

C) Stop posting in this Forum if you can't do better than "This sucks" posts.

D) Find a better alt-ID. "Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl" is the lamest since...well, Joe Mama is admittedly pretty bad.

E) Fuck off.

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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:
What the fuck?!?

That thing is NOT Mary Marvel.

This is typical though, DC can't be bothered to treat The Marvel Family with the respect that they deserve, so instead they get some "kewl" writer who couldn't write themselves out of a wet paper bag to turn Mary into a slut.

I'm sure all fanboy who wouldn't be able to recognize good writing if it bit them on the ass will love it though.

I love how you managed to destroy your new ID's credibility in one post by literally judging a book by its cover.

Huzzah!

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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:
What the fuck?!?

That thing is NOT Mary Marvel.

This is typical though, DC can't be bothered to treat The Marvel Family with the respect that they deserve, so instead they get some "kewl" writer who couldn't write themselves out of a wet paper bag to turn Mary into a slut.

I'm sure all fanboy who wouldn't be able to recognize good writing if it bit them on the ass will love it though.

Once again, Shazamgrrl, you babble about something you know absolutely NOTHING about. That image isn't the Mary Marvel that you flick your bean to. It's a spoof of the Ultimate line of titles at Marvel. It's part of the hilarious sequel to "Formerly Known As The Justice League". The team goes to Hell and comes face-to-face with "Ultimate" versions of themselves. It's a parody...a spoof...something that you, having no sense of humor, wouldn't know about. And it's written by Keith Giffen and JM DeMatteis with art by Kevin Maguire. This is the team that did the "Justice League" series after Legends. They aren't the "kewl" writers that you slag in every other inflammatory post - they're a great team who create fun, funny comics. So why don't you:

A) Do a little research before you run at the mouth.

B ) Shut up.

C) Stop posting in this Forum if you can't do better than "This sucks" posts.

D) Find a better alt-ID. "Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl" is the lamest since...well, Joe Mama is admittedly pretty bad.

E) Fuck off.

You first, stupid dickhead.

Yo, "Caitlin" - DROP THE FUCKING NAME OR BE SUED. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, BITCH.

Your honor the state would now like to drop the charges, as we have seen that it is a fucking message board usrename. I mean do you honestly think someone using "ShazamGrrl1" wich clearly uses the DC copyrighted and trademarked name has a serious case with someone using a name she claims she created, a common name at that. even she isnt that stupid.

[People's Court theme plays]

duuuuhNUH NUH....duuuuuuhNUH NUH

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You first, stupid dickhead.

Wow. Great retort. You must have done that research I suggested, eh? Next time, just admit your error, give a quick apology, and move on. And stop commenting on comics that you've never read or don't read. It makes you sound stupider than you already do. Douche.

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You first, stupid dickhead.

Yo, "Caitlin" - DROP THE FUCKING NAME OR BE SUED. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, BITCH.

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TheTranslator said:
I have just threatened to sue myself, and now no one will ever suspect it was me all along. Oh, I'm so brilliant.

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Yo, "Caitlin" - DROP THE FUCKING NAME OR BE SUED. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, BITCH.

Wow.

See how my +5 Cloak deflects all attacks? Rex's posts will soon be mine as I exact vengeance!!!

This thread is 100% approved. Especially the Maguire art.

thankyewwwww

Joe Mama broke Shazamgrrl1s brain!

To some extent, I'm sympathetic to SG's complaints that DC has "ruined" Capt. Marvel by trying to modernize him into a more serious, mainstream DCU, hero.

But, yeah, she completely kills her credibility when she goes on a rant about a satire that seems to be agreeing with her about the unfortunate aspects of this "ultimatization"

I won't argue with her complaint about Captain Marvel. I don't religiously follow the character, nor have I ever really cared to - I'm quite happy with the way he was depicted in Justice League and in current titles. My bone (

) of contention is that she comes here and throws out a bunch of inflammatory "[comic/writer] sucks" posts but can't really back up the opinion because she doesn't read any current comic series - I'm sorry, but flipping through an occasional title just to confirm that you hate it doesn't count. I tried a while ago to engage her into some kind of dialogue/debate about it and got a pretentious rant about the "kewl" writers and such.

So I have no problem putting her in her place when she comes here to bring down the general mood of this Forum.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
You first, stupid dickhead.

Wow. Great retort.

Well, she IS a writer!

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Yo, "Caitlin" - DROP THE FUCKING NAME OR BE SUED. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, BITCH.

In what manner is the culprit propheting from teh use of said copyrighted name?