Obey my will and your suffering will be minimal.

In my benevolence, I have unlocked this thread so that my subjects may offer me tribute. This privilege may be revoked at my whim.

Oh, wise ruler. Order me so that I may obey.

Shall I also fuck off and die, my lord?

notwedge rules.

Egads! I've been editededededededededededed!!! Who would do such a thing???

Diabolical!!!

And yet, I cannot deny his power, his grandeur. I pray I may one day die in his service.

Damn...

and just like that...notwedge begain his rule...

This is what those other mods get for wandering off. I'll be so firmly entrenched they'll have to pretend I have WMDs to get rid of me.

And the sad thing? For all his editing, he's not wrong.

That has to be like the worst tribute ever.

Mine ain't much better...

not really, no

AND there's an ad for Hannah Montana ringtones on the main page. I'm starting to think this place really isn't my scene.

Cue MORE spam.

Sumbitch, I called it.

Really, the Hannah Montana ad showed up at the same time as the shit pictures. Coincidence? I think not.

Notwedge am gonna be the next head fuker around here.

I just got the call from Karl Rove. I've been assigned to doctor the intelligence. By tomorrow I'll have a full report justifying your eventual hanging at the hands of the coalition.

and that's what happens when you fuck with a thread I specifically started to abuse my power in. The internet is full of annoyingly cute pictures and I'm not afraid to use them.

Psst. Notwedge.
http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=917973#Post917973
Forgot one.

There are bound to be mistakes...

Just tryin' to help, Hypnotwedge.

My biggest regret now is that "guy who posts annoyingly cute pictures" could have been a great idea for an alt of my own.

Not too late.

And now to lock up for the night so I can abuse my power again tomorrow...

My subjects are once again invited to sing my praises, or face certain peril.

ur out of control and u must be stopped...

but im too lazy to do it...

Notwedge is drunk with power!

harley knows all about that...well at least the drunk part

This is true...

power AND mai tais

This is the best "NOTWEDGE IS SUPREME" thread eVar!

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Yeah, Notwedge IS supreme.

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Goodnight. I'll most likely kill you all in the morning.