"Why don't Superheroes have sex?" Part 4 - 2003-05-18 5:26 AM
A new beginning !
In an effort to preserve some of the fun topics from the old DC boards (prior to the dismantlement of DC's infopop boards, and their replacement with new boards that went up a few days ago) I thought I'd attempt moving a few of those topics here, that would otherwise be lost.
I really wish I'd known how to save "Why don't superheroes have sex?" Part 1 (the best DC topic ever!), and Part 2.
Batwomanamy has told me between her and Tobor8, they've been able to somehow salvage much of the 38-page original topic.
I love the wide-ranging conversation of the first topic, which has continued through these (now four) topics, an online-coffee-shop type of atmosphere, which represents the absolute best of the DC Boards and its appeal for many of us.
A mixture of playful innuendo, discussion of sex as portrayed in comics, the roles of men and women in our culture, and how that is portrayed in comics, movies, television, and other popular culture, attitudes about religion and sex, and how those attitudes about religion and sex are portrayed in comics and other entertainment, playful anecdotes that border on fan-fiction, and much more.
Here is the first half of page 1 of the topic,"Why Don't Superheroes have sex?" Part 3, to get things rolling:
In an effort to preserve some of the fun topics from the old DC boards (prior to the dismantlement of DC's infopop boards, and their replacement with new boards that went up a few days ago) I thought I'd attempt moving a few of those topics here, that would otherwise be lost.
I really wish I'd known how to save "Why don't superheroes have sex?" Part 1 (the best DC topic ever!), and Part 2.
Batwomanamy has told me between her and Tobor8, they've been able to somehow salvage much of the 38-page original topic.
I love the wide-ranging conversation of the first topic, which has continued through these (now four) topics, an online-coffee-shop type of atmosphere, which represents the absolute best of the DC Boards and its appeal for many of us.
A mixture of playful innuendo, discussion of sex as portrayed in comics, the roles of men and women in our culture, and how that is portrayed in comics, movies, television, and other popular culture, attitudes about religion and sex, and how those attitudes about religion and sex are portrayed in comics and other entertainment, playful anecdotes that border on fan-fiction, and much more.
Here is the first half of page 1 of the topic,"Why Don't Superheroes have sex?" Part 3, to get things rolling:
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NEW MEMBER,
posted October 09, 2001 09:19 PM:
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Due to tech problems, pt 2's thread was dropped. Rob did say that it could be restarted.
So, without further ado...
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It's not JUST a message board , it's
also a way to stay in touch - proven 9/11/01.
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not available, but if you'd leave a message at the tone...
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NEW MEMBER,
posted October 09, 2001 09:28 PM:
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For this board, what is the purpose of sex?
There's, what, half a billion people in the U.S.? I'll give you that people know what sex is, but they have different priorities on what it's for.
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Sharing intimate feelings or making babies
is not the same as "a physical hug" that says you're not alone or that you're not a failure.
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For others that don't want to get involved, ok, just have physical stimulation for fun. (especially if you're a playboy or playgirl.)
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These are just a few basics. But there are many different values to sex! It may simply come down to what is in each person's life and what do they need from it.
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Could be a reason why they don't show super heroes having sex - they don't want to show how vunerable the hero is/could be. Look at how the JLA have changed in treating Batman since they found out he is Bruce Wayne.
The AWE is gone.
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SilentBobWooHoo,
posted October 09, 2001 09:30 PM:
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There was plenty of lovin' in Mike Grell's Green Arrows...
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R.I.P all who were lost in the attacks 9/11/01
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Snooch To The Nooch
~Daniel~
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Check out my page @ http://www.expage.com/taprootkid for Jay and Silent Bob quotes, comic quotes (upcoming), music stuff, and much more!!!
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Originally Posted By JGoldman10...
"Yes, there are dozens of streetfighting cats and dogs I'm developing for and are going to be in "Tuffy and Bull", but shhhh! I don't want to give too much away!"
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That's just too funny!
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batwoman,
posted October 10, 2001 01:39 AM
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Aw come on! Bring back part 2!
I want to continue with part 2. That and I want a copy of it.
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TOBOR8,
posted October 10, 2001 01:06 PM
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Originally posted by batwoman:
Aw come on! Bring back part 2! I want to continue with part 2. That and I want a copy of it.
First pt 1 was so long, it was slowing down the service.
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Now, part 2 had technical problems? OK, can I have dibbs on pt.4 ???
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And, the last thing in part 2, was about Luke Cage and possible stereotyping.
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TOBOR8,
posted October 10, 2001 01:13 PM :
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Originally posted by TOBOR8:
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First pt 1 was so long, it was slowing down the service. Now, part 2 had technical problems? OK, can I have dibbs on pt.4 ???
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Correction, the last things in part 2 were:
- Luke Cage and possible stereotyping
- TV's Sheena having sex after identifying
a condom [because she reads a lot ]
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batwoman,
posted October 11, 2001 01:39 AM :
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I think it's a conspiracy. People want us to stop talking about sex and just talk about war. Although the two are very comic-related.
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OK, there's a poll on the JLA board and I'll bring it here, since we talked about violence in the first part of this thread.
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Do you think 9/11 should be brought into comic books? why or why not?
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Steven Utley,
posted October 11, 2001 07:16 AM:
batwoman, I know how you feel about sex before marriage, but what about war? Do you think people should wait until they're married to go into combat? Is extra-marital combat a sin? What about pre-martial sex? Set us straight, babe.
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Iron Sun,
posted October 11, 2001 10:22 AM:
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It's a conspiracy all right, but not what you think. I revealed the truth about sex in comics and suddenly the thread disappeared. They just want to keep their dirty little secret to themselves.
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GENERIC CLEVER QUOTE
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TOBOR8,
posted October 11, 2001 10:33 AM
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Originally posted by batwoman:
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I think it's a conspiracy.
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People want us to stop talking about sex and just talk about war. Although the two are very comic related. OK, there's a poll on the JLA board and I'll bring it here, since we talked about violence in the first part of this thread.
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Do you think 9/11 should be brought into comic books? why or why not?
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Yes, but at this point, it's going to have a whole different value, Batwoman.
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In the midst of the War of the Worlds, and all the damage that was done (like Kansas),
an enemy regime sends terrorists to attack
the U.S.
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It may be something where EVERYONE
calls for the Spectre to avenge the people
killed by the terrorists. If the Spectre refuses, anything might result.
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TOBOR8,
posted October 11, 2001 10:34 AM
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Originally posted by Iron Sun:
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It's a conspiracy all right, but not what you think. I revealed the truth about sex in comics and suddenly the thread disappeared. They just want to keep their dirty little secret to themselves.
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No, they'd simply sell more 1/2 size ad pages that way.
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TOBOR8,
posted October 11, 2001 01:32 PM:
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DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS COVERED -no pt 1 or pt 2.
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Image had "Superstar". A guy who absorbed the life energies people donated to him for his work.
He had a girlfriend who was using him to write a book about their affair.
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I've got a question:
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During the 1000 years Superman and Wonder Woman were in Asgard,
would she have wanted any sex with anyone at anytime besides the last night with Clark? I know we weren't shown, but would she have?
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Be careful what you wish for: you might get it and then some !
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"This is America. Just because you get more votes doesn't mean you win."
--X-Files 4/8/2001
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TOBOR8,
posted October 11, 2001 01:36 PM:
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Originally posted by Steven Utley:
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batwoman, I know how you feel about sex before marriage, but what about war?
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Do you think people should wait until they're married to go into combat? Is extra-marital combat a sin?
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What about pre-martial sex?
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Set us straight, babe.
Does doing it with your in-law count?
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Lildeath,
posted October 11, 2001 06:18 PM:
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As usual, Mr. Utley, you rock.
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I was forced to think, though, about how it's actually the opposite of the joke you were telling.
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Think about it. When some sort of dangerous situation comes up, who is always considered the most expendable in the group? Unmarried men without children. "You can't throw yourself on the grenade, Bob, 'cause you've got a wife and kids! I'll do it, because women hate me and I'm sterile."
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Superheroes seem to fall under this rule as well. In general, they're single and childless. Great lengths are often gone to in order to keep them this way, up to and including the most drastic and unfair measure of all, not allowing the poor suckers any nookie.
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Is it because superheroes have to throw themselves on grenades?
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Tom rose carefully, never drawing bead away from the surviving Gubru. "Drop your weapons belt and stand away from the transmitter. Slowly. Remember, we humans are wolflings. We are feral, carnivorous, and extremely fast! Do not make me eat you." He grinned his broadest grin to display a maximum of teeth.
--Startide Rising by David Brin