Girls of Vanguard Calendar

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Here it is, as promised! Highlighting the Women of Vanguard once a month! Feel free to post comments, jokes, questions, you have at it!

January -- Miss Penny Goodweather

Flower: Snowdrop
Stone: Garnet

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Team: Vanguard Europe, led by Doc Paragon.
Position: On bottom. Er, we mean, the secretary.
Skills: Photographic memory and a computerized mind that puts both Apple and Microsoft to shame.
Naugty bits? Talks about her pussy sometimes. That's her cat, you perverts.

Events in Janurary:

1 - New Year's Day
8 - Elvis Presley's Birthday
19 - Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday

National Blood Donor Month
National Hobby Month
Hot Tea Month
National Oatmeal Month
National Soup Month

Hey CJ,

Happy New Year!

I like the calendar, and the picture is great!

Here are a few more events for the month of January

3 – New Years Day Holiday (Australia; New Zealand; United Kingdom)
4 – New Years Day Holiday (New Zealand; Scotland)
5 – Birthday of Guru Gobind Singh (Hindu Holy Festival)
6 – Epiphany (Germany; Greece; Italy; Sweden)
10 – Coming of Age Day (Japan)
17 – Anniversary Day (Southland, New Zealand)
21 – Hari Raya Haji (Malaysia;Singapore)
21 – Idul Adha (Indonesia)
24 – Anniversary Day (Wellington, New Zealand)
26 – Australia Day (Australia)
31 – Anniversary Day (Auckland, New Zealand; Nelson, New Zealand)

Ta!

Brit

We should do a girls of the JLR swimsuit calendar!

Ah wait, that'd just be pictures of sets with Nuriko not in them. . .

Jan. 27th-Blackwulf's birthday, comrade! Be throwing squirrels at him in celebration!

Robo-Squirrels?

Any old squirrel would probably do.

Leave me out of this.

does that mean you're not posing for Febuary?

You don't want to see that. Trust me. You really don't.

I was wondering... are there twelve women related to Vanguard?

Well, I count:

Penny Goodweather
Lykopis
Brianna
Nurse Ruby

and at least two more,

Miss Xiang
Nuriko

from past incarnations. Just need to dig up another six from somewhere.

Thirteen, actually. Miss X and Nuriko are due for Feb.

Charley Montoya, Rose Biggle...

Leslie...

Ameristar, Sonja/Nadia...

The female, green Naecken.

Six.

Jessica Blackburne-Marshall
Shirley Francis Harrison
Daniela
Crasher

By the way...if you want a female character you created in the calendar, do me a HUGE favor and send me a PM. I hope it's not asking too much, but it would make things easy since I can check one easy source for all the imformation.

First, I need a basic physical description of the character. If you based a description on a famous person, mention that.

Second, add anything you want mentioned. Be humorous ('position' or 'looks for this in a man' or 'fetish').

Third, mention what month you think would be appropriate for the character. For example, it's just appropriate for Brianna to be in March. However, for a character like Leslie, the month may not matter. No big deal.

Would you be able to use all the Poser stuff I did of Leslie as adequate source material or should I render some more?

The pics are a great reference, just PM text-related goodies.

Paging Nurkio's and Miss X's managers...please PM me...

I PMed you what I thought about Nuriko...

February -- Miss Victoria Xiang (right) and Nuriko (left)

Flower: Primrose
Stone: Amethyst

Team: Vanguard based on La Perdita
Positin: Use your imagination. Oh, you meant their jobs? Miss X is on top...wait, this is just not working.
Skills: Nuriko is one seriously deadly fighter. And Miss X is seriously dead.
Naughty Bits? Ask Montag.

Events in February:

2 - Groundhog Day
14 - Valentine's Day (why do you think we picked this pair?)
21 - Pro's Birthday

Black History Month

Pro! Your birthday was yesterday and you never told me?! You dirty bastard! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

And nice pic, Ceej! Love the card...

Thank you!

I'm actually working on a painting at the moment, and I found a new way to draw heads. I can't wait to try this trick for the March picture.

Nice pic. I can't actually tell which is which, but that's just cos I never read any descriptions...

Who's up for the next coupla months, Ceej?

Shh! It's a secret, Philsy!

March is Miss Brianna. Who would be a good pick for April? 'April showers bring May flowers...'

We wanna spread out the big names, I'm assuming.

How many big names are there? Like, four?

Thereabouts.

No, we wanna post characters that are appropriate to the month or as closest to it as possible.

Yeah. I getcha.

I was hoping, Ceej, that you could put Leslie in October. It's the real Leslie's birth month, and with Oktoberfest and all, it's a good way to celebrate saucy German babes everywhere.

Okay guys, I know March doesn't start till Tuesday, but I'm leaving for Spring Break tomorrow morning. Plus on Monday I'm getting all four wisdom teeth taken out, and I know they're going to give me extra happy juice for this surgery (it's sad when the dentist laughes at your x-ray). I've been in pain since Saturday. I will be seeing pink elephants and riding albino camels. So I figured I'd just post this early.

Another thing about April. It's notorious for being the month of warfare. The American Revolution began in April, the Civil War (or War of Northern Agression

) began and ended in April, WWII ended in April (at least to the Germans). Other than that, besides being the ending of winter and the beginning of spring, I don't know what else is very special about it.

March -- Miss Brianna Fionghuala

Flower: Violet
Stone: Aquamarine

Team: Vanguard at La Perdita
Position: The team lightweight. Although she does eat like a horse.
Skills: She has wings. That's kind of kinky, I suppose. Her sonic cry makes her more of a long-range threat.
Naughty Bits: As Grissom Montag will profess, Brianna is most assuredly a screamer. Assuredly. Also know for wearing very short shorts.

Events in March:

10 - Harriet Tubman Day
17 - St. Patrick's Day
18 - Austrailian International Air Show (because the idea of Eric Bana in a fighter jet boggles the mind...)
24- Grimm's b'day
27 - Easter

Thanks Chewy!

CJ, great job with all the pics. Brianna's is damn nice. I hope your Sring Break kicks ass.

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Prometheus said:
Thanks Chewy!

That's what I'm here for!

I'll suck your cock Chewy

Get Chewy a soda, bitch!

Quote:

r3x29ys4a said:
I'll suck your cock Chewy

But, it was my birthday....

Get Pro a soda, bitch!

We're such high-class company.

APRIL -- Miss Shirley

Flower: Daisy
Stone: Diamond

Team: None at the moment, formerly Vanguard International.

Position: Secretary.

Skills: Not a particularly fast typer, Shirley got her job only because of her relationship with Mick Harrison. However, when pushed, Shirley can display unexplainable episodes of momentary strenght (as showed in the "SHIRLEY KICK ASS!" one shot special by thedoctor).

Naughty Bits? A little known fact about Shirley is that she wasn't always a lady: the one remnant of her "former life" remains her most erotic body part... though Mick doesn't feel the same way.

(Note -- April Fool's! Sorry I didn't make that clear in the initial post -- mostly because Mxy hadn't told me that it was a prank. I thought Shirley had been given Eva's Nip/Tuck treatment...)

For this month...

1 - April Fool's Day (Why else would be chose Mick's girlfriend?)
3 - Daylight Savings Time

Grass Month
Pets Are Wonderful Month
Uh-huh Month
Cancer Control Month
Child Abuse Prevention Month
Freedom Shrine Month
International Guitar Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Listening Awareness Month
Mathematics Education Month
Multicultural Communication Month
National Anxiety Month
National Garden Month
National Home Improvement Month
National Humor Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
National Welding Month
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Sports Eye Safety Month
Boscov's Did-You-Boscov-Today Month
Philatelic Societies Month
VD Awareness Month
National Food Month
Stress Awareness Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Holy Humor Month
International Amateur Radio Month
International Twit Award Month
Month of the Young Child
National Florida Tomato Month
Multicultural Communication Month
National Knuckles Down Month
National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Education and Awareness Month
National Woodworking Month
Sea Cadet Month
Thai Heritage Month
Sports Eye Safety Month
Community Services Month (California)
Listening Awareness Month

MAY -- Rose

Flower: Hawthorn
Stone: Emerald

Team: Vanguard

Position: Mrs. Euro. And some freelance for the team.

Naughty Bits? Ex-stage magician. Makes Zatanna look like a rookie.

May Events:

1 -- May Day
8 -- VE Day
9 -- Europe Day
31 -- Memorial Day (observed on last Monday)
First Saturday -- Kentucky Derby
First Sunday -- Mother's Day

Not bad, CJ. I picture her with curly hairs, but maybe that are too out of fashion these days...

Ah, but are the curly hairs on her head?

I always wonder how you English people could live without having two different words for the head-hairs and the body-hairs.

True... but we have plenty of words for pubic hair.

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Cowgirl Jack said:
8 -- VE Day

You mean we missed Vanguard Europe Day?!

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Eurostar said:
I always wonder how you English people could live without having two different words for the head-hairs and the body-hairs.

The carpet and the curtains?

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Eurostar said:
I always wonder how you English people could live without having two different words for the head-hairs and the body-hairs.

'Cause there on two very different parts of the body.

I mean, what happens in Italy if a hot girl asks a guy 'Do you want to trim my hair?' What if she just needs shorter hair to compete in swimming?

If a girl in Italy ask a guy "Do you want to trim my capelli?" (head-hairs), the guy would be very perplexed, unless he is a hairdresser.

Else, if the girl aks "Do you want to trim my peli?" (body-hairs) the guy could wonder if the girl is talking about superflous hairs from her superior lip, or pube or legs or other mysterious parts of her body, but he would know for sure that she is performing some sort of primeval act of seduction upon him.

I don't know if 'Do you want to trim my upper lip?' has quite the same ring...;)

And I do feel bad about the hair. I just reread the PM, and you did say curly hair. For some reason, I was basing the hairstyle on an old friend, and I forgot to double-check the PM. Oops.

Don't feel bad, as the rendition is quite good. My wife has curly hairs for a month and sleek ones for the next... I guess the same can be applied to Rose.

JUNE -- Leslie Kline

Flower: Rose
Stone: Pearl

Team: Vanguard International [auxiliary]

Position: Drawing from skills learned during her bounty-hunter days, Leslie acts as an intelligence gatherer and likes to occasionally 'procure' resources of undisclosed origin. Occasionally she will go on missions as a scout; in the field she functions as a lightweight and a finesse fighter. She is also Phil Smith's primary romantic interest.

Skills: Leslie has a powerful charm ability that she can use to influence most anyone but those with particularly strong or well-shielded minds. Since meeting Phil Smith, she has somehow acquired an empathic ability that allows her to sense faint 'impressions' given off by other people. Leslie has well-developed hand-to-hand fighting skills and is knowledgeable in spycraft and the associated gadgetry. Does impeccable fashion sense count?

Naughty Bits: At 40DD-28-40, Leslie Kline is a certified voluptuous vixen, and even without using her charm abilities she knows exactly how to use what Mother Nature gave her. Add in plenty of sensuality and a nearly bottomless wardrobe, and it's easy to see what makes Phil Smith a damn lucky guy.

June Events:

20 -- Cowgirl's birthday
21 -- Summer begins
Third Sunday -- Father's Day

National Dairy Month

Quote:

Cowgirl Jack said:
...a nearly bottomless wardrobe...

Phil's words, not mine!

Now why doesn't that surprise me...?

worth waiting for. great job, ceej!!!

So, now that June's come and gone, who's on the docket for July?

Amistar...I really have no clue what she looks like though...

Like the Greek goddes Athena. (And it's Ameristar, not Amistar

)

Amishstar?

With steam-powered armour.

Euro, can you PM details on Ameristar then? Sort of like what you did with Rose...and this time, I promise to double-check the hair style...;)

July -- Ameristar

Flower: Water Lily
Stone: Ruby

Info: I'm tired, and I really have no clue what to put here...feel free to edit.

July Events:

1 -- Canada Day
4 -- Independence Day
18 -- Chewy Walrus' birthday
22 -- PI Approximation Day (I kid you not)

Pi Approximation Day? This Friday? Looks like I needs to buy a cake! Or, better yet, a pie!

Beautiful, CJ.

Where is August?

Or September, October, November, and December for that matter...

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AFLAC!

Originally Posted By: Eurostar

Where is August?

Originally Posted By: Chewy Walrus

Or September, October, November, and December for that matter...