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thedoctor knows when to hold 'em, and knows when to fold 'em. He knows you gotta keep 'em separated. To thedoctor, the owner of a lonely heart is not much better than the owner of a broken heart. These are just a few of the many reasons why I'm voting for thedoctor, and you should too!

I'm Chewy Walrus, and I approve this message.

waitaminute...

Phil's been huffing airplane glue again.

I bet it's cheap airplane glue.

Only the best for The Cap'n!

Hey. Do this shit in Random Chat or the Vote for Your Mod thread like normal vote-farmers. This ain't politics and it ain't a current event. Don't bog the forum with crap.

You tell 'em, Steve-Dave! ... Er.. Uschi!

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Uschi said:
Hey. Do this shit in Random Chat or the Vote for Your Mod thread like normal vote-farmers. This ain't politics and it ain't a current event. Don't bog the forum with crap.

And the Rule of Iron begins...

Piss off, it doesn't belong here and I merely suggested more care in the future. I did nothing. Besides, I started MY 'vote for me' shit in appropriate places, y'all can do the very same. Furthermore, there's already a damn 'reasons to vote for faggot A' thread that's sunk down. Two's enough.

LMAO!!!

Oh dear, are you that easy to ruffle these days?

I worked ten hours and have to go back for ten more in six and a half hours and my cat won't poo but she needs to so she keeps biting me and my contacts are in and I have a cold and I am SO tired... yes. It's hard to rule.

Jaysis...at least you aren't on the rag, right?

BTW, what's wrong with your cat?

If I remember correctly, there's A LOT wrong with her cat. Assuming this is the same one she told me about months ago....

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Prometheus said:
Jaysis...at least you aren't on the rag, right?

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Prometheus said:
BTW, what's wrong with your cat?

connect the freaking dots man.

oink like a damn pig.
welcome to arkanas

PUT A COCK IN USCHI.

uscockhi?

....wait...all that was metaphorical?

Cat = vagina?

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The Time Trust said:
Cat = vagina?

That is what I am thinking, also...

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Beardguy57 said:
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The Time Trust said:
Cat = vagina?

That is what I am thinking, also...

That's pretty ironic, given all the times you've told us how you love cats, how you've owned many cats, etc.

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the G-man said:
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Beardguy57 said:
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The Time Trust said:
Cat = vagina?

That is what I am thinking, also...

That's pretty ironic, given all the times you've told us how you love cats, how you've owned many cats, etc.

Yes! It is ironic! And even I can appreciate the irony in your statement on the irony of it all!

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Prometheus said:
Jaysis...at least you aren't on the rag, right?

ummmmm...

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Prometheus said:
BTW, what's wrong with your cat?

She has cerebellar hypoplasia - her cerebellum didn't grow all the way. It's a condition caused when the preggers mommy cat has distemper. Couple that with her being found half-drowned in a sewer at two weeks old and you get Taxi. Her balance is shit, her back legs don't move the way she wants them to, she shakes when she concentrates, she can't hold her head still (i.e. I give her water in a syringe), etc. I hold her steady so she can go potty and stuff.

Still - this thread doesn't belong here. If any more (as specified previously) are created I'll go French on yer asses.

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Uschi said:...this thread doesn't belong here. If any more (as specified previously) are created I'll go French on yer asses.

Wow. Suddenly, its like I have a third daughter.

If I was your kid, I'd punish myself.

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Uschi said:
If I was your kid, I'd punish myself.

Oh, c'mon, from what you've said about your mom, how much worse could I be?

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the G-man said:
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Uschi said:
If I was your kid, I'd punish myself.

Oh, c'mon, from what you've said about your mom, how much worse could I be?

I came out of my mother's vagina. I have a sort of affinity for her.

It was, by the way, a quote from the modern "The Little Rascals" movie - the part with Mel Brooks.

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Uschi said:
Still - this thread doesn't belong here. If any more (as specified previously) are created I'll go French on yer asses.

You'll surrender to the Germans?

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Uschi said:
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the G-man said:
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Uschi said:
If I was your kid, I'd punish myself.

Oh, c'mon, from what you've said about your mom, how much worse could I be?

I came out of my mother's vagina. I have a sort of affinity for her.

It was, by the way, a quote from the modern "The Little Rascals" movie - the part with Mel Brooks.

I'm happy to say that I've successfully avoided the modern Little Rascals movie.

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the G-man said:
I'm happy to say that I've successfully avoided the modern Little Rascals movie.

Sweet Jesus, while I'm busy churning out another chapter in my Champions story, everyone goes nuts, and I missed all the fun.

I hope Uschi's cat gets better; I know the sick cat routine all too well.

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Beardguy57 said:
Sweet Jesus, while I'm busy churning out another chapter in my Champions story, everyone goes nuts, and I missed all the fun.

I hope Uschi's cat gets better; I know the sick cat routine all too well.

Dude. She is missing PART OF HER BRAIN. You don't "get better" from that.

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King Snarf said:
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Uschi said:
Still - this thread doesn't belong here. If any more (as specified previously) are created I'll go French on yer asses.

You'll surrender to the Germans?

No, I'll stick my french-bread-sized cock in your faggotty frog-ass.

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Uschi said:
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Beardguy57 said:
Sweet Jesus, while I'm busy churning out another chapter in my Champions story, everyone goes nuts, and I missed all the fun.

I hope Uschi's cat gets better; I know the sick cat routine all too well.

Dude. She is missing PART OF HER BRAIN. You don't "get better" from that.

if you don't mind dragging around a creepy old gay man who thinks you want to jump his bones your poor cat could have 3/4's a brain.

Maybe I'd rather kill her first.

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Uschi said:
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Beardguy57 said:
Sweet Jesus, while I'm busy churning out another chapter in my Champions story, everyone goes nuts, and I missed all the fun.

I hope Uschi's cat gets better; I know the sick cat routine all too well.

Dude. She is missing PART OF HER BRAIN. You don't "get better" from that.

I am sorry for that. That is sad.