Rule 7

If someone makes fun of a politician you support, bring up something bad about their opponent. That makes everything fair.

Even the reliably center-left New York Times is starting to print stories that question Reid's motives. Yet, MEM is still parroting the DNC talking points he gets in his "in" box each day.

Not true at all G-man...BTW how do you feel about Coleman's cherry picking of the absentee ballots and what is he doing that puts him above Franken who you call a thief?

Always blame Bush...Mention Bush in every post. Remind everyone that everything started with him.

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Did we hear this from GW and the Dem Senate with the Bank bailout? How well did that work out?

That went through congress bipartisanly. The GOP is basically now against something they helped pass. They had years of power to make the mess and I'm not hopeful that they have anything new to offer than the same ol' same ol'. Look where that got us.

National Review:

• On Christmas Day, the Washington Post delivered a front-page paean to Barack Obama’s workout habits. The 1,233-word ode to O’s physical fitness read more like a Harlequin romance novel than an A-1 news article
  
  [In contrast], Former Washington Post writer Jonathan Chait famously attacked Bush three years ago in an opinion piece headlined “The (over)exercise of power.” Recounting how President Bush ran 3.5 miles a day and preached more cross-training to a federal judge, Chait fumed, “Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? ... What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.”
  
  Chait argued that Bush’s passionate devotion to exercise was a dereliction of duty. “Does the leader of the free world need to attain that level of physical achievement?” he jeered. “It’s nice for Bush that he can take an hour or two out of every day to run, bike or pump iron. Unfortunately, most of us have more demanding jobs than he does.”
  
  Chait was not alone. Reuters journalist Caron Bohan weaved the same unhinged themes into a piece on Bush’s two-hour, 17-mile bike ride with cycling champ Lance Armstrong in Crawford, Texas, in 2005. After noting his six-day-a-week workout schedule, Bohan steered the piece into an antiwar screed: “Bush says exercise helps sharpen his thinking. But some of his critics view his exercise obsession as an indulgence that takes time away from other priorities. Among them is Cindy Sheehan, the Vacaville, Calif., mother of a soldier killed in Iraq, who until late last week was camped out down the road from Bush’s ranch seeking a meeting with him to discuss her opposition to the war. Sheehan, who left her vigil on Thursday to tend to her sick mother, has said she believes Bush should take fewer bike rides to have more time to focus on the ‘the nation’s work.’”
  
  Fit Republican president = Selfish, indulgent, creepy fascist.
  
  Fit Democratic president = Disciplined, health-conscious Adonis role model.

Your just being silly BSAMS. The National Review does make a valid point about those guys.

Rule 7

If someone makes fun of a politician you support, bring up something bad about their opponent. That makes everything fair.

A Donor’s Gift Soon Followed Clinton’s Help: Weeks after Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton helped a developer secure the use of tax-exempt bonds, her husband’s foundation was given a $100,000 donation.

Would you find that as damning evidence if it was a republican G-man?

A Donor’s Gift Soon Followed Clinton’s Help: Weeks after Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton helped a developer secure the use of tax-exempt bonds, her husband’s foundation was given a $100,000 donation.

Rule 6

If you disagree with someone, call them gay. Everyone hates gays. This will always validate your point.

Rule 6

If you disagree with someone, call them gay. Everyone hates gays. This will always validate your point.

Interesting fantasy you have G-man. What do I look like in it?

I didn't realize you were so ashamed of your sexuality that mentioning it was somehow an insult to you. Self loathing much?

Commenting on one's homosexuality is not the same as fantasizing about it. On the other hand, assuming that everyone fantasizes about you is.

A fantasy that is.

By that logic, when (for example) Alan Moore wrote the story where Rorschach killed the two German Shepherds Moore was "fantasizing" about animal abuse.

Are you saying "Watchmen" is an animal abuse fantasy?

A personal attack, I see you've been watching the White House Press Secretary.

Oh... so it's your position that Alan Moore was just fantasizing about raping women in the 1940s and impregnating Vietnamese girls and not writing an award-winning graphic novel that was just made into a major motion picture.

Eddie did. Moore wrote Eddie's thoughts and dialogue. And, of course, later Eddie had a consensual relationship with his victim and even fathered the story's heroine.

So by your logic, the Watchmen was nothing more than a rape fantasy.

Rape isnt sexual? Someone should tell the people that labeled the crime sexual assault.

perhaps instead of saying you were fantasizing about me in a sexual way it would be more correct to say you imagined me in a sexual way. That work for you?

Then perhaps instead of saying you were fantasizing about me in a sexual way it would be more correct to say you imagined me in a sexual way. That work for you?

Added two new rules.

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Rule 8

Never, ever pay attention to someone elses posts or views. Always assume they are far right nut jobs.

Rule 9

Always hit on someone when they prove you wrong. this will distract them from the point and they won't care about "truth" or any of those other words obamanauts hate.


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Seriously? Are you that retarded? Go back to sucking cock and getting disability. You have no use here.

In a response to a polite question from me...

MEM has become a parody of himself.

no YOU are!

MEM has become a parody of himself.

I'm not a parody, YOU are!!!

so. much. effort. to. look. less. like. a. girl.

 Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man

Is Captain Sammitch a girl?
His pic keeps getting posted and it's unclear as to what it's sex is...


and who's the fat lesbian next to him?

Broken. again.

...and see if basams will court you.

I still don't know if I have a penis.

who says court you anyway?

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snarf? is that you?

For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.

It looks like somebody actually removed the thread from the off topic forum. You girls are just to easy to upset.

Does it really matter?

Hey Cap, try inviting me over and if I lay on the ground and ask you to fuck me, you're a boy.

Keep your gay shit out of my forum. All three of you.

who says court you anyway?

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snarf? is that you?

It should be noted that I have had more than a few alcoholic beverages this evening. Still, I'll probably be just as depressed come morning.

All I've ever wanted was a black president to be in love with, and have that same black president be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.

Really Cap, try inviting me over and if I lay on the ground and ask you to fuck me, you're a boy.

Well, I'm glad someone's happy. Me, I don't feel much like smiling and I doubt I will for a long time.

So Rex was the censorship bitch?


It figures.

Quality inspector. The off topic forum is not for you're gay little spats with g-man and the tard.

Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes.

It's good that you two at least have each other now but Cap looking like a girl and G-man liking boys isn't really a politics thing.

It's not exactly a switch I can turn off. It's just not going to do me any damn good.

It's good that you two at least have each other now but Cap looking like a girl and G-man liking boys isn't really a politics thing.

Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.

whatever happened to the serenity thread?

And what is with the name calling? We've dissagreed before but you used to be able to seperate that and not resort to [name calling]. Life can't be that awful for you to go there is it?

fat retarded bitch

Hey Cap, try inviting me over and if I lay on the ground and ask you to fuck me, you're a boy.

How to post like mem...
Rule 6

If you disagree with someone, call them gay. Everyone hates gays. This will always validate your point.

Rule 9

Always hit on someone when they prove you wrong. this will distract them from the point and they won't care about "truth" or any of those other words obamanauts hate.


I think that covers everything.

Rule 9

Always hit on someone when they prove you wrong. this will distract them from the point and they won't care about "truth" or any of those other words obamanauts hate.

Who would want to handle your ass Cap?

Members and front organizations must continually embarass, discredit and degrade our critics. When obstructionists become too irritating, label them as fascist, or Nazi, or anti-semitic. The association will, after enough repetition, become "fact" in the public mind

Or gay, I guess.

Well done, Comrade M E M.

Matter-eater Man argumentative User Fair Play!
7500+ posts 01/24/10 04:08 PM Making a new reply
Forum: Politics and Current Events
Thread: Re: How to post like MEM

he's a trooper! even wanky eventually went home to cry himself to sleep!

Rule 5

If someone asks you a direct question start another thread about that subject. Why should you have to discuss anything with someone that disagrees with you?