RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Scare some kids...

Look at these pictures...
Invite Tony Stark over to a kiddie birthday party to be a bad example of a drunken bum...
"Don't drink and fly. BTW, I just noticed my little Iron Man is hanging ,ah, out. hmm BURP!"
Passes out in a pool of his own vomit.

Let the Silver Surfer advise them about teen pregnacnies.
"See here, you gotta use a condom. I doesn't have to be a full-body one like I'm wearing, you know, but what the hell, you little obnixious brats will grow up to be comic-reading nerds anyway, so get some while it's hot and willing."

Don't bother inviting the Invisble Woman cause they'll only charge ya even though she never showed up.

Also I ordered the Psylocke no-swimsuit special, but she stole my wallet and jumped out the window

Welcome to Boner City: Where the population keeps rising!

Those are some of the funniest super hero costumes I've seen and I come from a town where the mascot for the local football team is a giant shrimp.

Jesus Christ, The Hulk looks undead.

Can you imagine Dr Doom or The Thing giving a talk on smoking or child abuse?

Spiderman's the only one who looks halfway decent.

"Brush your school! Stay in teeth!"

Franta, you fool. You negotiate "extras" with the girls not the company.

Wow! It's Plastic Man.

Trojan Man!

heh.