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#204621 2003-10-06 11:20 AM
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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:

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"...let the *hic* lil fuckersss find thur own eggs *hic*..."

ok! top that!

#204622 2003-10-06 11:37 AM
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Rob Kamphausen finds out that bestiality while drinking Diet Dr. Pepper is just like bestiality while drinking regular Dr. Pepper.

#204623 2003-10-06 7:53 PM
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Thanks to Dakota, Diet Dr. Pepper now comes with a warning about rabbits ingesting the product.

#204624 2003-10-06 8:00 PM
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By the way, shouldn't this be called a "celebrity edition" like the (in)famous LLance pic?

#204625 2003-10-06 9:59 PM
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Due to a new ingredient in the Diet Dr. Pepper formula, nymphomaniacs should not be allowed near this product.

#204626 2003-10-06 10:16 PM
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Warning to Bunnies...don't drink and hop

#204627 2003-10-06 10:35 PM
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quote:
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The Easter Bunny discovers that drinking Dr. Pepper does not make him a Pepper, too.

#204628 2003-10-07 2:40 AM
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Rabit says "That's the last time I drink any of that diet soda shit."

#204629 2003-10-07 6:24 PM
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"Tonight, 'Where Are They Now' presents The Energizer Bunny: from beloved corporate icon, to soda-addicted bum."

#204630 2003-10-08 2:04 AM
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Zod wins AGAIN!! [biiiig grin]

#204631 2003-10-08 2:57 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
By the way, shouldn't this be called a "celebrity edition" like the (in)famous LLance pic?

Which one?

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#204632 2003-10-08 2:27 PM
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I got two good ones for the bunny one:

1) Waiter, there seems to be a "hare" in my Diet Dr. Pepper!

2) Silly, rabbit! Diet Dr. Pepper is for kids!

#204633 2003-10-08 2:38 PM
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Zod discovers Dakota's weakness for carbonated drinks.

#204634 2003-10-09 11:43 AM
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...Llooks llike another willd night o' llovin' for Llance... [humina humina]

#204635 2003-10-09 1:00 PM
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" 'Twas ASPARTAME that killed the beast...!"

#204636 2003-10-09 2:36 PM
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1) Tortoise: "Gets 'em every time"

2) Child: "But Mommy he was thirsty"

3) Elmer finally learned that his spear and magic helmet weren't effective.

#204637 2003-10-09 4:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Which one?

This one.

#204638 2003-10-11 6:11 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Darknight613:
"Tonight, 'Where Are They Now' presents The Energizer Bunny: from beloved corporate icon, to soda-addicted bum."

The Winnah! [wink]

#204639 2003-10-12 2:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sacman:
3) Elmer finally learned that his spear and magic helmet weren't effective.

The REAL winner!!!!

#204640 2003-10-12 3:52 AM
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Frustrated at the failure of the Holy Hand Grenade, the Knights of the Round table throw cans of Diet Dr. Pepper at the monster.

#204641 2003-10-12 8:42 PM
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"Silly rabbit, Diet Dr Pepper is for women who foolishly believe it will somehow help them loose weight."

#204642 2003-10-13 2:53 AM
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Sacman:
3) Elmer finally learned that his spear and magic helmet weren't effective.

The REAL winner!!!!
You're a good man Charlie Brown.

#204643 2003-10-13 10:59 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Talking_Frog:
I got two good ones for the bunny one:

1) Waiter, there seems to be a "hare" in my Diet Dr. Pepper!

2) Silly, rabbit! Diet Dr. Pepper is for kids!

[DOH!] I didn't see that as a variation I suppose mine shouldn't count..... [DOH!]

#204644 2003-10-13 6:29 PM
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"Llance cites the dead bunny as the reason he wont diet "See,diet drinks are dangerous!" said Llance in a recent interview!"

#204645 2003-10-15 10:58 AM
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The energizer bunny was not a victim of assault and "battery"...he was a victim of apepper and "battery"...

#204646 2003-10-15 12:05 PM
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Later that evening the rabbit was listed in critical but stable condition, while the state wide manhunt for the tortise continues....

#204647 2003-10-16 12:31 AM
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"Need . . . more . . . calories . . ."


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