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Generic toilet paper may be cheap, but it's actually NOT a real value--- name brand ass-wipe may cost more, but it lasts longer.
Discuss.
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Your not supposed to re-use it silly!
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This thread is for serious,
intelligent discussion only, Matter-Eater Lad--- take your insults and "caricaturing" to the gay marriage thread, please. :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
This thread is for serious,
intelligent discussion only, Matter-Eater Lad--- take your insults and "caricaturing" to the gay marriage thread, please. :lol:
Damn buncha pushy, decadent, immoral gays--- give you an inch and you'll take a mile! ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
"The 700 Club" warned me about you people!!! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Who needs a brand preference if you have the scooping action?
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What is this "toilet paper"? I've never heard of it. I usually scoop the shit off my ass with my underware, then put it in the kitchen sink and let Dawn's powerful sudsing action break away the fecal matter.
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Unless your fingers have been cut off in wood shop, you need no toilet paper!
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MK- make that slutty gays because just an inch "will never do!"
Dave, name brands are always important! Scooping action is also decadent!
Stupid Dog, while I approve of your use of a quality dish soap, your method does not address stains!
BigOlWillie I recomend bodettes for those finger impaired. Oh & good brand name TP to impress guests or family members.
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Well, I guess that covers all the TP angles. Nice work, gang--- you guys really ARE "deep" thinkers.
Now on to the next "deep thought", this time in the form of a question:
Why do people pick their noses in broad daylight while driving in their automobiles? Don't they know that other drivers can see (unless the person picking away at their schnozz has tinted windows, anyway) them sitting there hookin' boogers just as plain as day??? Or do they think that they are somehow invisible just because they are in their car?
Thoughts?
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I'm sure I would turn invisible if I ever did that but I don't
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I have a %5 tint on my windows, but always roll them down to flick to boogers out. So yeah, I guess you can see me, but I'm sure as hell not wiping boogers on my carpeting. Besides, If I don't pay attention to you masterbating in your car, don't watch me pick n' flick!
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Matter-Eater Man: suuuuure. Stupid Dogg: That sounds reasonable enough. :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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Why do people pick their noses in broad daylight while driving in their automobiles? Don't they know that other drivers can see
I get hungry and need something to eat.
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"Everybody's doin' it, chewin' it--- red hot boogers and yellow snot!" Gawrsharoonie, but doesn't that take be back to the wonderous days of my childhood... I wonder what ol' URG would have to say on the subject of hooking boogers (and ingesting said boogers) while driving in broad daylight? :)
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"Everybody's doin' it, chewin' it--- red hot boogers and yellow snot!" Gawrsharoonie, but doesn't that take be back to the wonderous days of my childhood... ![<img src=]() " src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> I wonder what ol' URG would have to say on the subject of hooking boogers (and ingesting said boogers) while driving in broad daylight?  You tell 'em, Pariah Carey!
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