Okay... I've got this killer idea for a movie!
Listen, right? It's called... wait for it... Jesus: Judgement's a Bitch. It's the story of Christ, but updated to the modern day.
It's true to the original story of Jesus Christ, but instead of being the son of god sent to earth to redeem humanity, he's... get this... a cloned super-cop from the future sent to bring justice to a world on the brink of chaos!
It'll be like, instead of having eternal love and forgiveness to offer, he'll have futuristic laser weapons and a robotic companion named Mare-E!
And wait’ll you see his sexy new bikini clad 12 Apostles… Tiffani, Bethany, Candy, Bambi, Lindy-Sue, Jennifer, and six more named Tiffani!
Jesus will be pitted in battle against the evil forces of the mighty Robot Lord Judas-Tron in a fight to save the universe!
It's completely in the spirit of the original legend of Christ, of course.
In cinemas summer 2004.