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Damn, but those issues people have... well, issues.
I mean, damn... here I was, posting fun posts that had more than one sentence in them, wasn't "spamming", flooding", or anything, and I get banned.
I can think of many reasons why this happened... I'm more attractive than any of them, more intelligent than any of them, I don't take myself seriously enough for them...
Oh well... they awoke the sleeping Bastard... I think soon will be the time for payback.
Anyone still with me?
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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"The Fuckers banned me!"
Well, fuck 'em.
What board is this that is banning the cool people?
Tools...fuck 'em right in their stoopid arseholes...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I'm sorry... it's just, I'm not like the other NBz. I'm not used to getting banned from places.
It's kind of a perverse honor.... that one is such a threat to order and status quo that they have their *ahem* priveleges of posting, or even viewing a board revoked, all because one does not want to make self referential remarks, and talk about how great some message boards are, and engage in mock power struggles...
Hm... maybe you're right. Fuck 'em. They're a bunch of goddamned unlaid, over-angered teenagers who think that those message boards are their life.
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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I'm more attractive than any of them
Excuse me???
However, I too am nonplussed by recent events.
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I'm more attractive than any of them
Excuse me???
However, I too am nonplussed by recent events.
Well, you wear a mask.... you must be hiding something!
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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I was banned after three posts, Bastard, you should've expected this.
And that's terrible.
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Yeah... I suppose.
I mean, when some dumbass called posting alot "flooding" and I told them that it wasn't flooding, what happened in Boston in 1919, when a vat containing 2 million gallons of molasses burst and the molasses washed over the town, killing 20 some people was flooding, I should've known I wouldn't last long.
I guess some people just hate being proven wrong.
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Not to sound like and uninformed idiot, but banned from where?
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The other board! 
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I'm more attractive than any of them
Excuse me???
However, I too am nonplussed by recent events.
nonplussed? Are you trying to sound smart?
We know where you came from.
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I don't need to try. 
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There is no try there is only poo.
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I'm walking in in the middle of Act 2 here.Someone want to tell me what's going on?
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Won what?Has there been another flame war?
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Many have died, including me. I speak to you from beyond the grave.
Wooooooooo!
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Thanks for posting the link.I just finished reading I'm Not Mister Mxypltk's thread,and I can honestly say that the (*cynical snicker*)charming folks over at Issue9MM.com richly deserve whatever torrents of abuse you,First National Bastard,and the rest of the crew here at Rob's Board can heap on them.Anybody who could make fun of rape is a waste of both DNA and bandwidth.
Matter of fact,I'm tempted to register at Issue9MM.com just so I can tell them what complete jackasses they are.
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You should. They clearly are getting flustered at the constant embarassment.
And that's terrible.
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I can't say that I understand the issue 9mm board members love of eating cock. I think that it must be a regional delicacy or maybe it's tied to a religious festival, although, if that is the case, then they must have these festivals everyday because they really can't get enough of the cock.
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who think that those message boards are their life.
Think? Bastard, those message boards are their lives.
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Ok, what the fuck is a message board?
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It's like a forum but less classy.
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Anybody who could make fun of rape is a waste of both DNA and bandwidth.
Matter of fact,I'm tempted to register at Issue9MM.com just so I can tell them what complete jackasses they are.
Holier-than-thou much? 
I'll make fun of rape whenever the fuck I want to. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass.
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making fun of rape really isn't cool. its probably the most despicable and cruel act you could do to somebody. That being said, I go there to chase Justin off the boards for a couple hours and give Sati something to do.
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Now, when we assault thier boards flood and spam and the like the moderators can see it and ban our IP, Usernames, and delete our posts with very little effort.
Basically the built in security and moderator features in the board software.
Now, what I am curious is what type of moderator features can stop us from flooding and spamming via private messages?
Certainly it wouldn't be as obvious as spamming/flooding the main forum but it would be a kick to see if we can make them have to disable the private message option.
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Now, when we assault thier boards flood and spam and the like the moderators can see it and ban our IP, Usernames, and delete our posts with very little effort.
Basically the built in security and moderator features in the board software.
Now, what I am curious is what type of moderator features can stop us from flooding and spamming via private messages?
Certainly it wouldn't be as obvious as spamming/flooding the main forum but it would be a kick to see if we can make them have to disable the private message option.
It's been done. In fact, I came up with the idea months ago.
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What with the what?
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I'm on as Brian. They don't seem to hate me yet.
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What with the what?
Genis!
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2. No profanity. Keep profanity to an absolute minimum. These are all-ages message boards and we want to maintain at the VERY WORST a PG-13 level of discourse. Also, under no circumstances should profanity (or even "cleverly" disguised profanity) be used in the subject line of a message.
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I think we found a new invasion candidate!
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Now ya see, thats just plain un-friendly.
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we need to come up with a rule number six. then we can break it!  ITS JUST SO CRAZY!
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That site sucks. I posted there a while back. Let the flaming begin!
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I hate the setup of those kinds of message boards. To hard to read and keep up with.
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