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Come over here llance and sit on ZOD's lap for awhile. Yes.  Kneel before ZOD!!!
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Rob is a gay.
That means he likes dudes.
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I always thought he was just happy! fuck me in the ass this changes everything about this message board!
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Come over here llance and sit on ZOD's lap for awhile.
So after all that it's come down to suicide, eh, Zod?
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Kneel you fithy bitch!
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fuck me in the ass!
...are you sure you wanna be saying that in front of Rob? I mean, he is gay... and he'll do it.
Oh, and Zod... why you wanna be going and taking Rob's girlfriend? How's he gonna live without his good ol' right hand, or as he calls it, Rosie Palm .
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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ZOD said:
Come over here llance and sit on ZOD's lap for awhile. Yes.
Kneel before ZOD!!!
Hee! You can certainly tell when Valentine's day rolls around the RKMB's! 
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Because we're all online rather than out getting some?
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I'm taking my woman dancing tonight! <DON"T SNICKER!> What will you be doing?
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Falling to the floor due to the earthquackes.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm a fucking retard!
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Come over here llance and sit on ZOD's lap for awhile. Yes.
Kneel before ZOD!!!
OK, MisterJLA.
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So after all that it's come down to suicide, eh, Zod?
ZOD's lap is sturdy and can withstand the full eight tons of llance upon his lap!!
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Come over here llance and sit on ZOD's lap for awhile. Yes.
Kneel before ZOD!!!
OK, MisterJLA.
Come over MisterJLA, there is plenty of room on ZOD's lap!! Plenty!!
ZOD would also like to take this time to quote a very gay passage in The Return of the King! ZOD giggled a plenty!
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"I have a sword," said Merry, climbing from his seat, and drawing from its black sheath his small bright blade. Filled suddenly with lover for this old man, he knelt on one knee, and took his hand and kissed it. "May I lay the sword of Meriadoc of the Shire on your lap, ZODOTIAN King?" he cried. "Receive my service if you will!"
"Gladly will ZOD take it," said the king, and laying his long old hands upon the brown hair of the hobbit, he blessed him. "Rise now, Meriadoc, esquire of ZODhan of the household of ZODuseld!" he said "Take your sword and bear it unto good fortune!"
"As a father you shall be to me," said Merry.
"For a little while," Said ZOD.
KNEEL before ZOD!
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Kneel you fithy bitch!
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ZOD knows who you are and you too shall pay for your mockery!! 
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He defies you!
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ZOD hates Australia, it has Dave in it and ZOD hates him and condemns the whole country for spawning such a thing from one of its women! Australia is yours if you can kill this mocker of ZOD!
Also...
KNEEL before ZOD!
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So after all that it's come down to suicide, eh, Zod?
ZOD's lap is sturdy and can withstand the full eight tons of llance upon his lap!!
It's not your lap you should be worried about...
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The truth can hurt sometimes.
especially when it being shoved up your ass and someones calling you a bitch!
How you doin'?
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Falling to the floor due to the earthquackes.
I didn't catch this because a region of the world did have earthquakes yesterday (I forget where) and I remember thinking that it wasn't in South America but maybe I was mistaken about where the little imp lived and that he and his loved ones could be in peril. I said a silent prayer that they would come through their ordeal unscathed. Now I reread this post and realize what the little imp really meant and I am now praying for the collapse of the Amazon faultline. Is this wrong on my part?
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I'm a fucking retard!
Hey, bsams was giving you honest advice and you thank him like that?!
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Falling to the floor due to the earthquackes.
I didn't catch this because a region of the world did have earthquakes yesterday (I forget where) and I remember thinking that it wasn't in South America but maybe I was mistaken about where the little imp lived and that he and his loved ones could be in peril. I said a silent prayer that they would come through their ordeal unscathed. Now I reread this post and realize what the little imp really meant and I am now praying for the collapse of the Amazon faultline. Is this wrong on my part?
Thanks for the first prayer, but please stop dancing or your second prayer might come true!
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DANCE, llance, DANCE!! REIGN DEATH and DESTRUCTION OVER ALL!!! 
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Earthquackes... Does that involve ducks?
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There's allways a duck involved.
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For Llance, there's always animals involved.
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he'd give a dog a bone!
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That old man went rolling home!
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Not only does his dance create great earthquakes, he can be put on his side and used to roll over whole armies with unstoppable force!! ZOD shall rule the world twice over with a llance in his arsenal! 
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