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Time to start planning for steak and blowjob day! Since I was dateless for Valentines, hopefully the next holiday will go better...if only I could have some way to practice to make sure my technique is still up to par....
SMILE...IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO!
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C'mere, Kimi. Practice makes perfect, and I'll sacrifice my self to the cause for the next week or so.....
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
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Kimi said:
Time to start planning for steak and blowjob day! Since I was dateless for Valentines, hopefully the next holiday will go better...if only I could have some way to practice to make sure my technique is still up to par....
I live closest! 
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dibs!
I agree, she should start small!  
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Damn Hallmark... Now I'll have to add a new divider to my greeting card box entitled "Steak and a Blowjob Day cards".
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Shiny!
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Hallmark should hire me to write the S & BJ cards with my pearls of wisdom...
heh. 'wisdom'...
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Stareena said:
Damn Hallmark... Now I'll have to add a new divider to my greeting card box entitled "Steak and a Blowjob Day cards".
I think this is one holiday a card is not needed to express the sentiment...the gift says it all!
SMILE...IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO!
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In anticipation of the huge industry that will form around this annual festival of meat and oral sex, I've been working on advertising slogans:
Steak & Blowjob Day. That one special day of the year when everyone gets to swallow some meat.
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Its been well established that no woman will go down on me, but I love any chance of getting steak!
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Last night I went to the Colin Mochrie show in my area. He asked for a made up holiday for one of the sketches, I heard someone scream out steak and blowjob day...I don't think he heard it though.
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Steak and blowjob day is by far the best holiday ever the secret is u gotta try to make it everyday
The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!
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i've told u several times it can be done.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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