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Only 6 days remain for those who treasure their very lives to give tribute to ZOD! So shower ZOD with gifts or never know breath again! Let the celebration begin!  KNEEL before ZOD!
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I'll give you a jar of strawberry jam so you can toss the salad of your choice. Happy Anniversary!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Are you  because you wanted to get Zod the jam or because you want the jam for yourself?
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I'm not sure.......let me think about it.
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No need to fight! There's jam enough for all!! 
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This is my tribute to ZOD: 
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That face only looks good on ZOD, but ZOD shall do her anyway for she has great tits and can wear a bag over her face while ZOD plunges his length deep within her.
Son of Mxy, you may live.
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Zod's anniversary of what?
You Butter Believe it!
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Being around. Basically it's his excuse to toss some salads.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Being around. Basically it's his excuse to toss some salads.
Salad gives ZOD an irritable bowel! You will die!
Save yourself! Give tribute to ZOD!
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Oh woe. Is me. Guess I'd best kneel.  Or something. Look at the beginning of this thread. Who was first in line to give actual tribute? Who made an actual offering? Me. That's who. Show a little gratitude, Zod-Me-Boy. Or at least stop bellowing at those who would pay tribute. Or else I'll take back the jar of strawberry jam...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I think we all could make some "jam" for Zod...if you know what I mean! Hell! We've been making "jam" for him for two years now! 
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As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger:
"Who's 'we', paleface?"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Apparently someone wants to kneel w/ Zod and get his "jam" too! Right JoeMama?
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Hey! HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! Zod's the only one gettin' jam OR jammed here, bub! You keep that kinda thing to yerself!  Turn around my jokes on me, willya? Why I oughtta...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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LOL! OK Joe! No jam for you! Just remember to respect your elders...and they don't get much "elder" than me!
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I'm all about respect. And dodgin' jam... And didn't I give you props after you whooped my arse at one of the Havocs? I'm the original mastah of dolin' out the props. Yep, that's me. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm all about respect. And dodgin' jam...
And didn't I give you props after you whooped my arse at one of the Havocs? I'm the original mastah of dolin' out the props. Yep, that's me.
...whooped my arse at one of the Havocs?
Havocs? Refresh my memory Joe as I am old and have only the infinite memory span of a gnat.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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What's a Zod?
dunno.....something like a sad, tired old man complaining about past days of........glory? 
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What's a Zod?
dunno.....something like a sad, tired old man complaining about past days of........glory?
Hey! Don't be putting Zod in my class!
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...whooped my arse at one of the Havocs?
Havocs? Refresh my memory Joe as I am old and have only the infinite memory span of a gnat.
I think it was the second Tuesday Night Havoc over on the Wrasslin' board. 'Twas a Gorilla Oress Slam Match, methinks. You won.I sent you a PM that said:
"Congrats on winning our match. Thanks for puttin' me in the hospital! "
You forgot, but I didn't. 'Cause I'm all about the respect.
*Goes back to slipping LLance's Alzheimer's medication in his whipped potatoes, for he is old...*
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...whooped my arse at one of the Havocs?
Havocs? Refresh my memory Joe as I am old and have only the infinite memory span of a gnat.
I think it was the second Tuesday Night Havoc over on the Wrasslin' board. 'Twas a Gorilla Oress Slam Match, methinks. You won.I sent you a PM that said:
"Congrats on winning our match. Thanks for puttin' me in the hospital! "
You forgot, but I didn't. 'Cause I'm all about the respect.
*Goes back to slipping LLance's Alzheimer's medication in his whipped potatoes, for he is old...*
I vaguely remember that but lost interest when I didn't go on to become King of the World or whatever Nowhereman was going for in that little competition. BTW. how do you live with yourself afterl being out-wrassled by an old depleted sod like moi? Just curious...heeheehee...
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That face only looks good on ZOD, but ZOD shall do her anyway for she has great tits and can wear a bag over her face while ZOD plunges his length deep within her.
Son of Mxy, you may live.
So basically what you are saying is you want to fuck yourself........You sick freak. You're one of those guys that rubs peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it of.........aren't you?
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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Sergeant! Whip these cornass boys into shape!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What's a Zod?
dunno.....something like a sad, tired old man complaining about past days of........glory?
Hey! Don't be putting Zod in my class!
I beg your forgiveness mighty llance, though not on my knees.......far to dangerous
Racks be to MisterJLA
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Zod and the sergeant really needs to see a therapist.....maybe a marriage councilor
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ZOD is a model of perfect mental health!
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Well sure. Of course ZOD is. If you consider a big breasted, cross-dressing, salad-tosser "a model of perfect mental health", that is... 
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