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I don't know what's worse, so please tell me:
1) That this well-meaning, but obviously untalented, kid has a record deal.
2) That this album will sell to people who just want to make fun of him (an irony that most of them will miss).
3) That this album will sell to people who actually LIKE the songs and the person singing 'em.
4) That every radio station that caters to Soccer Moms (most of them) will actually play tracks from this album.
I wish I could find this as funny as it should be, But the FCC, the Soccer Moms of America who ruin my radio stations, American Idol, and evry bubble gum pop band that gets shoved into my home are ruining my sense of humor. Thank Christ I never became a professional DJ after college - music today would've driven me to suicide.
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I don't suppose anyone here has heard of Mrs. Miller? She was a tone-deaf singer who put out an album of songs in the 60's. I've never heard any of them, but it sounds like the same thing going on now.
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I thought it was funny that he sings "Rocket Man," the song that William Shatner is known best for butchering.
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any idiot can get a record deal now a days. maybe i have a chance after all!
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If this guy is a success, will this lead to a spin-off series called Tone-Deaf Idol? All bad singers can compete with the worst (or funniest, maybe) getting a contract?
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i caught Hng on Leno tonight. fucking funny. had to cross my legs to prevent leaving a soggy sofa.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Quote:
Joe Mama said:
I don't know what's worse, so please tell me:
1) That this well-meaning, but obviously untalented, kid has a record deal.
2) That this album will sell to people who just want to make fun of him (an irony that most of them will miss).
3) That this album will sell to people who actually LIKE the songs and the person singing 'em.
4) That every radio station that caters to Soccer Moms (most of them) will actually play tracks from this album.
#1,definitely.
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Entertainment Weekly gave his album a round and deserving F this week.
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