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#291373 2004-05-09 7:35 PM
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Oakley is a bitch!!


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Thank you, Captain Obvious!


Are you just mad because he stole sneaky bunny away from you?


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Thank you, Captain Obvious!


Are you just mad because he stole sneaky bunny away from you?



rex sweetie, oakley doesn't appeal to me in the least bit.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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no sneaky and i are still the same, Oakley is a bitch cause i want piss him off and he's a bitch and i want to be on his list


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Oakley is a bitch!!


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At least try to be creative.


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Oakley is a fucktard bitch?? creative enough??


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Something like this is better:

Sorry to spoil your weekend, Rob, but a major and very nasty situation has developed between me and I'm Not Mr. Mxyptlk. For the past week or so, he's been trying to create the false impression of a non-existent romantic link between me and Sneaky Bunny. The truth is, I hate Sneaky Bunny, ever since she accused me of decorating my walls with "Got Milk?" ads; however, instead of retracting his claim, Mxy has tried to solidify it by posting an obviously doctored photo of me next to Sneaky Bunny in the Off Topic/Offensive Posts forum. and now, as if that wasn't bad enough, the little bastard posed as my parents in a message alleged to be an "apology" for all my supposed shortcomings. Now, there's a fine line between simply being offensive and being just plain evil, and Mxy has repeatedly and deliberately crossed that line where I'm concerned.
Now, it's obvious he's not going to let this drop, so realistically, the only real solution to the problem is to ban him from the message boards permanently. I don't like getting into flame wars, but there is no way on Earth I'm going to let Mxy spread these bogus rumors about me and get away with it. After all the garbage I've had to put up with at his hands, I think I can finally start to understand to a certain degree how FNB acquired such a dark view of the world at large--he must have encountered someone like Mxy who constantly and intentionally went out of their way to give him a hard time, and it made him as furious as I'm feeling right now. Mxy claims to be a servant of the truth, but frankly, he doesn't have the slightest clue what the truth is all about. And more to the point, he doesn't care about the truth. I wish there was a less drastic solution than banning, but I can't think of one. It's obvious Mxy can't take a hint unless it's applied with a sledgehammer.


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Make a list in your signature. That seems to piss a lot of people off.


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Its just a message board Oakley, what a fucking fucktard cuntface bitch


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Now yer coming close to my copyright infringement there son!

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Thank you, Captain Obvious!


Are you just mad because he stole sneaky bunny away from you?



rex sweetie, oakley doesn't appeal to me in the least bit.




I don't like Sneaky all that much either.

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you looooooooooove her!

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Its just a message board Oakley, what a fucking fucktard cuntface bitch




You wouldn't be so quick to say that if it was you Mxy was targeting.

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Its just a message board Oakley, what a fucking fucktard cuntface bitch




You wouldn't be so quick to say that if it was you Mxy was targeting.



no see chris, he wouldn't be anything like you. he doesn't act like a soft, inarticulate, whines bout everything moron.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You've got the chutzpah to call ME inarticulate?With the kind of stuff you spout?

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What?

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Sneaky Bunny is the last person in the world who should be calling someone else inarticulate.

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I'm sorry but if you can't bother to at least try to make your posts readable I can't be bothered to try to decipher them.

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Oakley ur a fuck face


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Oakley ur a fuck face




Same to you,genius.

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
I'm sorry but if you can't bother to at least try to make your posts readable I can't be bothered to try to decipher them.




You should find this easy to decipher:
Sneaky Bunny and Mxy both suck.

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shut up bitch i know mxy's ur best friend!!


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No,he ain't.
I hate him.
I want him dead.
I want to see his head crushed into a million pieces.

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Liar!!!


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It's the truth.I hate Mxy worse than poison.

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And Poison is one of the worst 1980's hair metal bands!

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Speaking of metal,I'd like to take a steel pipe and smash it over Mxy's head.

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sounds like that'd hurt him and you'd end up with gunk all over your shirt.

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It beats having to put up with the crap he spews about me.

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Hey bitch i'll tell u what i'll give u some poison then Mxy will leave u alone forever


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sounds like a fair trade.

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sounds like a fair trade.

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Fairness,of course,is a concept Mxy and Sneaky Bunny know nothing about.

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Is it better now, though?


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