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COME ON AND ASK! I KNOW THE FUTURE AND I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW EXCEPT ABOUT STOCKS AND SPORTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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Does Hal Jordan return?
That motherfucker owed me money.
I'm the real Barry Allen.
Died oweing Alan Scott money.
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How do you know so much about being a woman?
I'm Chris' gay brother!
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do they find a cure for pooping or don't they?
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Does Hal Jordan return?
That motherfucker owed me money.
I'm the real Barry Allen.
YES BUT HE DIES AGAIN LATER ON!
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How do you know so much about being a woman?
YOU!
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do they find a cure for pooping or don't they?
NO! IN FACT, POOPING IS ENJOYED AS A FAMILY RITUAL NOW!
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Who will be in charge of pooping in the future?
-----once over and twice twisted---------
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Who will be in charge of pooping in the future?
*sigh*. really, considering your future, I'm not suprised you're so interested in pooping. But since you asked...
Pooping is now considered a family past time. As it is the most important function that the family the enjoys together, the eldest son is in charge of it. If there is no child in the family, the wife takes over the pooping ceremony.
The wife puts her hands underneath the scrotum of the father and pinches it. The father then has to fart so that the mom knows if its ripe enough for poop to come out. Then, when the father poops the mom takes it in her hand and puts it on a platinum dinner plate. If there are children under the age of 5 then she follows suit with them.
Finally, the father puts his mouth covering the mothers asshole and she shits into his mouth. he chews it and spits it into the pile. Then they mold it into pottery.
and thats how the world spends Friday nights together 40 years in the future!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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Is LLance still alive in 2044? How fat is he?
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Will I ever stop being someone's alt ID and become a real boy?
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Is LLance still alive in 2044? How fat is he?
1) NO
2) WE BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN AROUND HIM. THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
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Will I ever get laid?
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Will I ever stop being someone's alt ID and become a real boy?
YES, WHEN YOU MURDER YOUR REAL IDENTITY IN ITS SLEEP.
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Wow it's really scary how you can't tell if it's a hoax or not.
Frankly, it's giving me the willies something terrible.
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Will they ever make another good "Superman" movie?
While I'm on the subject, what's gonna happen to the one we've been hearing about for years that they can't seem to get right?
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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The one with the talking turtle and alien Lex Luthor?
Superman gets all his powers from his costume?
Geniuses the whole lot of them.
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Y'know, I actually think the yutzes at WB would be psychotic enough to put a talking turtle in the "Superman" movie.
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"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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Will they ever make another good "Superman" movie?
While I'm on the subject, what's gonna happen to the one we've been hearing about for years that they can't seem to get right?
still in development, but this scriptment calls for a man named Clark Kent to find a piece of Kryptonite, and when he yells, "BY THE POWER OF KRYPTON, BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE SUPER MAN!" and he becomes this giant gay guy in blue spandex and red underpants. And Lex Luthor is an evil businessman who is really Brainiac in disguise. They decide to keep with the comics and make Lois a bull dyke, which is too bad because Lindsay Lohans daughter is considered to be playing the part and she has some fine boobies!
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Will ZOD rule over all in the future? ZOD knows he will!
Unlike Titor, this old oakenly is very specific! ZOD commends you on your boldness to reveal the future and not feel it is your duty to not be such an ass about it.
Give ZOD some stock tips and who wins the next 10 Superbowls!! ZOD wants to make some money while empire building.
KNEEL before ZOD!!!
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Dude, they said we're dead.
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Does Hal Jordan return?
That motherfucker owed me money.
I'm the real Barry Allen.
YES BUT HE DIES AGAIN LATER ON!
Yea, but did I get my money?
Died oweing Alan Scott money.
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Will ZOD rule over all in the future? ZOD knows he will!
Unlike Titor, this old oakenly is very specific! ZOD commends you on your boldness to reveal the future and not feel it is your duty to not be such an ass about it.
Give us some stock tips and who wins the next 10 Superbowls!! ZOD wants to make some money while empire building.
KNEEL before ZOD!!!
 NO ZOD. YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU HOST YOUR FIRST ANNUAL "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD ORGY FEST". UNFORTUNATELY YOU DIE DURING THE OPENING CEREMONY!
WE DON'T HAVE STOCKS IN THE FUTURE ANYMORE BECAUSE NO ONE HAS MONEY! WE TRADE BASEBALL CARDS!
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Yea, but did I get my money?
YEAH BUT HE ENDS UP OWING YOUR LOTS MORE BEFORE HE DIES AGAIN!
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NO ZOD. YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU HOST YOUR FIRST ANNUAL "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD ORGY FEST". UNFORTUNATELY YOU DIE DURING THE OPENING CEREMONY!
WE DON'T HAVE STOCKS IN THE FUTURE ANYMORE BECAUSE NO ONE HAS MONEY! WE TRADE BASEBALL CARDS!
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You're a fucking liar!!!!
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WE DON'T HAVE STOCKS IN THE FUTURE ANYMORE BECAUSE NO ONE HAS MONEY! WE TRADE BASEBALL CARDS!
Whew...luckily for me I saved all mine.
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Y'know, I actually think the yutzes at WB would be psychotic enough to put a talking turtle in the "Superman" movie.
too blessed to be stressed
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You little fucker -- nobody steals my schtick!
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Lucius Fox: [Bruce Wayne is recovering after being poisoned by Scarecrow] I analysed your blood and isolated its receptor compounds and it's catalyst based.
Bruce Wayne: Now you know I don't understand any of that.
Lucius Fox: I know, I just wanted you to know how hard it was. Bottomline I synthesised an antidote.
Bruce Wayne: Could you make more?
Lucius Fox: Why? Planning on gassing yourself again, Mr Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Well, you know how it is, Mr Fox. You're out at night, looking for kicks and someone's passing around the weaponised Hallucinogens.
Lucius Fox: I'll bring what I have. The antidote should inoculate you for now.
Crane Thug #2: The things they say about him. Can he really fly?
Crane Thug #1: I heard he can disappear.
Dr. Jonathan Crane: Well, we'll find out. Won't we?
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What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff?
He gets snowflakes.
* What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
"Okay everybody! Time to hit the sack!"
* What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".
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