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1. When someone takes the book I'm reading out of my hands before I've finished it. 2. Likewise, someone who's reading over my shoulder and gets mad at me for turning the page too soon. 3. People who talk to me on the subway, when they can see I have my headphones on and am trying to concentrate on my book. 4. People who don't like how slow I drive. And where are you off to in such a hurry, asshole? 5. People who think "Hello" is a yes/no question. 6. Cell phone users. I could go on and on, but I'll stop at those who won't get off their phones long enough to pay for their purchase. Call them back! 7. Please do not park across two spaces. There's plenty of room between those two white lines. 8. Anyone who thinks I complain too much. 
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3. People who talk to me on the subway, when they can see I have my headphones on and am trying to concentrate on my book.
I know this one all to well! Whenever I'm taking the train somewhere I meet weird people. A couple of months ago when I took the train to Copenhagen some guy sat in front of me and started talking about how he'd healed people by praying to God, even though I said that I am an Atheist and therefore does not believe him! He just wouldn't stop talking, asshole!
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4. People who don't like how slow I drive. And where are you off to in such a hurry, asshole?
If you can't figure out how to drive the speed limit and/or with the flow of traffic, then get your ass off the fucking road. I hate it when I'm driving along when suddenly I have to quickly drop down to 30mph in a 45mph speed zone. Or, even better, when I'm forced to drive 40mph on the highway. Yes, there IS someplace I need or want to be, and it ain't "on the road behind your slow ass". If this is a problem, hand in your license and either take public transportation or get a ride from a friend.
This is why I think everyone over the age of 60 should have to re-apply for their license every year.
(SPECIAL NOTE: This rant is meant to be understood as a general "you" rather than singling out any one poster. So, if you aren't Nuriko and this cuts a little close to the bone, I probably meant you, as well.)
Slow drivers piss me off! But, then, insane drivers who go too fast and switch lanes every 3 seconds do, too...
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Hey, I drive the speed limit! But most people don't think that's fast enough. And if you're stuck behind a gold Taurus wagon, don't honk, give me a wave so I know it's you. I'll pull over and get out of your way. But just for you, Joe. 
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Hey, I drive the speed limit! But most people don't think that's fast enough.
And if you're stuck behind a gold Taurus wagon, don't honk, give me a wave so I know it's you. I'll pull over and get out of your way. But just for you, Joe.
No can do, Nuriko. You don't fit the profile. I'm talking about the morons who think 40mph on the highway (where the speed limit is either 55mph or 60mph) is perfectly acceptable. Then they get pissed when you pass them.
But, if I get stuck behind a gold Taurus wagon, I'll be sure to wave. Maybe, if you play your cards right, I'll even spring for some Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Just look for the dashingly handsome guy in the green Highlander (SUV). 
Oh yeah, SUV drivers who drive like they're in a compact car piss me off, too.
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1. When someone looks at me funny after I take a book they're reading out of their hands before they've finished it.
2. Likewise, when I'm reading over someone's shoulder and they turn the page too soon.
3. People who don't talk back to me on the subway, when I can see they have their headphones on and are trying to concentrate on their book.
4. People who drive slow. And where are you off to in "such a hurry", asshole?
5. People who think "Hello" doesn't require a yes/no answer.
6. Cell phone haters. I could go on and on, but I'll stop at those who give me a funny look for not getting off my phone long enough to pay for my purchase. No way I'm calling them back!
7. Please park across two spaces. There's plenty of room between those two white lines, and there's even more outside.
8. Anyone who doesn't think I complain too much. 
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1. When someone looks at me funny after I take a book they're reading out of their hands before they've finished it.
2. Likewise, when I'm reading over someone's shoulder and they turn the page too soon.
3. People who don't talk back to me on the subway, when I can see they have their headphones on and are trying to concentrate on their book.
4. People who drive slow. And where are you off to in "such a hurry", asshole?
5. People who think "Hello" doesn't require a yes/no answer.
6. Cell phone haters. I could go on and on, but I'll stop at those who give me a funny look for not getting off my phone long enough to pay for my purchase. No way I'm calling them back!
7. Please park across two spaces. There's plenty of room between those two white lines, and there's even more outside.
8. Anyone who doesn't think I complain too much.
9. People who mock me. 
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9. People who mock me
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10. people that don't like being mocked.
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11. mockers who don't like being people.
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22. That cancerous growth on my brain. 
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23. People who hit on my son. Especially ones I considered sensitive.
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You've got eight penises(penii?), Miss Scientist. Which one?
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Recap: Blonde german woman with eight dicks who likes to stroke her sister's pussy.
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SHIT! What happened to the border?! It should be black. Hurm, that needs an edit.
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The one on my penis.
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