RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Joe and Nuriko's How to be a bad driver thread

1. Drive 40 MPH on the highway, in the left lane, and then flip people off when they honk at you.

2. Don't use your turn signal. Ever.

3. Make left-hand turns from the right lane, and vice-versa.

4. Put so many stickers and decals on your rear window that you can't see out of it.

5. Yellow light means speed up to make it through the intersection before the light changes.

6. Stop sign? What stop sign?

7. Turn the radio up as loud as it will go, put the bass on max, roll all your windows down, and go driving through residential areas.


Over to you, Joe!

8. Instead of stickers, line up as many stuffed animals and kitch as you can behind your back seat.

9. If you don't know where you're going, instead of stopping somewhere for directions or buying a road map before you start your trip, drive really slowly and stop at every intersection to find your turn.

10. If you find yourself in the left-turn only lane, don't worry! You can still go straight and cut other drivers off.

11. As a matter of fact, half a car lane between cars is enough space for you to slip into.

12. The children you drive with don't need seatbelts. Feel free to let them run roughshod all over your car.

13. Rule #12 also applies to pets, especially small dogs that can hop out of the window you've got rolled down.

14. When driving a truck on the highway, place your family dog in the truck's bed where it can slide around or hop out of your fast-moving vehicle.

Who's next up?

16. Play songs on your horn. In traffic.

17. Park diagonally across three spaces in the parking lot.

18. Park in the handicapped spot. Hey, do I look normal to you?

19. Change lanes at random. Don't use a signal light when you do it.

20. Ignore "Yield" signs, especially when entering rotaries and highways.

21. Swerve from one side of the road to the other when in a rotary.

22. Ladies, feel free to put on make-up while on your cell phone while changing the radio staion while switching gears while changing lanes. During rush hour. That's multi-tasking and you boss loves that you can multi-task.

23. Taxis ALWAYS have the right of way. They are the only vehicles exempt from traffic laws.

(Sad that two posters from Massachusetts, supposedly the state with the worst drivers, are telling y'all this...)

Well we know cause we've seen them all done!

24. Hitch a big-ass boat trailer to your car and then drive like it isn't there.

25. Go ahead, hang out the window. See how far out you can get!

It's a bit yellow.