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NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22839 2003-10-22 10:04 PM
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OP King Krypton 1000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,326 Dearborn, MI	I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I enjoy the heck out of this show. I'm not a big reality TV guy for the most part; if I want to see people acting like morons and being stupid, I don't have to look much further than my own family half the time. But this show is a riot, if for no other reason than to see a talentless never-was of a bimbo (Jessica Simpson was never successful enough to qualify as a has-been) make a total fool of herself week in and week out. To paraphrase Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor, it's amazing that Simpson's brain can generate enough power to keep her legs moving. The woman is as dumb as a brick! ("Care for some buffalo wings?" "I don't eat buffalo!") I can't wait until the new season starts in January, if for no other reason than to see just how much stupider she gets. Anyone else watching this and having a lot of laughs at Simpson's expense?

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22840 2003-10-22 10:50 PM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	I happened to catch one episode that was pretty funny. I also read alot of the funny blonde moments that Simpson has in the USA Today. You know now that I know how dumb she is ........she is actually less attractive to me.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22841 2003-10-22 11:29 PM
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Glacier16 kung-fu treachery 5000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,305 Dallas, TX	No kidding! As much as I want to hate these people, sometimes I feel sorry for the guy when I watched this show.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22842 2003-10-23 3:47 AM
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whomod some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm? 5000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,958 Los Angeles. The left coast.	She's one stupid spoiled bee-yatch. The amusement value all comes from her. "Chicken in the sea" indeed. The last aggravation I saw was her insisting on throwing money to someone to decorate her own house because she doesn't know what looks good. I'm totally convinced she's just too fucking lazy to think for herself.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22843 2003-10-23 3:48 AM
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whomod some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm? 5000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,958 Los Angeles. The left coast.	(deleting double post. A glitch in the Matrix)

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22844 2003-10-23 5:35 PM
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space coyote 25+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 81 The forbidden lands of Iowa	I watch the show, but mainly because MTV plays it all the time and I can't find anything else good on.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22845 2003-10-23 6:29 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	i would so fuck Jessica Simpson. that is all.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22846 2003-10-23 6:36 PM
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Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22847 2003-10-23 7:29 PM
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OP King Krypton 1000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,326 Dearborn, MI	quote: Originally posted by whomod: She's one stupid spoiled bee-yatch. The amusement value all comes from her. "Chicken in the sea" indeed. The last aggravation I saw was her insisting on throwing money to someone to decorate her own house because she doesn't know what looks good. I'm totally convinced she's just too fucking lazy to think for herself. She also belches and farts more than any man on the face of the earth....

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22848 2003-10-23 9:42 PM
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Cowgirl Jack Peacock Teaser 3000+ posts Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,342 Tampa, Florida	I liked the whole laundry bit. Poor Nick! I can't believe she's never done laundry before...

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22849 2003-10-24 3:39 AM
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THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	I havent the slightest clue what you people are on about... and I think I am glad for it!

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22850 2003-10-24 1:51 PM
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datalore 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 154 Michigan	I've only watched once, but catch a bit & a piece here and there... ...and, yes. To say Jessica is as dumb as a box of rocks would insult the intelligence of a box of rocks. No wonder she insisted on a wedding before she'd sleep with him. She belches & farts worse than I do. I feel sorry for him. And I NEVER thought I'd feel sorry for one of those "boy band" guys... But, you know when this show will be funniest... ...say, five to ten years from now, when they are divorced. THEN, MTV should air the heck out of this!

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22851 2003-10-25 3:05 AM
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Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: i would so fuck Jessica Simpson. that is all. its almost impossible to imagine not wanting to fuck her. (annie, please explain the impossible!) the true test of endurance... if the only way you get to fuck her is via marriage (after a lengthy engagement) ... is it worth it? (warning: dating requires conversation!)

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22852 2003-10-24 5:58 PM
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OP King Krypton 1000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,326 Dearborn, MI	quote: Originally posted by datalore: I've only watched once, but catch a bit & a piece here and there... ...and, yes. To say Jessica is as dumb as a box of rocks would insult the intelligence of a box of rocks. No wonder she insisted on a wedding before she'd sleep with him. She belches & farts worse than I do. I feel sorry for him. And I NEVER thought I'd feel sorry for one of those "boy band" guys... Hey, he dated her for years. He should have known what he was getting into. If this marriage ends up going south (which I doubt), Nick will have nobody but himself to blame. He dug his own grave here.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22853 2003-10-24 7:17 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	quote: Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen: the true test of endurance... if the only way you get to fuck her is via marriage (after a lengthy engagement) ... is it worth it? (warning: dating requires conversation!) ....sure, it's worth it, i talk to fucking morons all the time, that are not totally hot and i would not wanna fuck, so it'd be no big deal to wait her out till i nailed her!

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22854 2003-10-24 7:18 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22855 2003-10-25 12:54 AM
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OP King Krypton 1000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,326 Dearborn, MI	quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: I think we have a new cadidate picture for the next "Beat this caption" contest.

Re: NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA--who else watches this show? #22856 2003-10-25 6:39 AM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	she could be my caption all night long!

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