RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Crispy FUCKING Critters...

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In nursing school we learned that people who had over 80% of their body burned used to be given the diagnosis CRIPSPY CRITTERS...but thats changed in the current era of PC.

stupid pc's ruined everying! DOWN WITH WINDOWS!

when I was taking medical courses and I had to work on cadavers, one of them had a bad reaction to the formadehyde and turned bright red. It just so happened the guy had a huge weiner that was made even more obvious by being redder than Ronald McDonalds hair. Well, my teacher was anal about making jokes about the dead people, but some of the guys couldn't help it because it was too funny not to make jokes about. That was a difficult day indeed for all us smart asses.

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"Now, Mr. Dogg, can you please tell us which one was having sex with you during the alledged smothering?"

Crispy Critters RAWKS!!! RACK MisterJLA!!!

Asscracks are usually not that pretty.

Balloon Knot is a big queer.

That's not a nice thing to say.

SALT AND SALTPETER BATH FOR UNDOING TRICKS

1457. A person dat been tricked in de skin it's something dat is buried for 'em or laid down on de steps for 'em -- de house been dressed. You take nine teaspoonful of cooking salt, you take one dime {'s worth}, of saltpeter, use dat, and eight quarts of water, hot water -- just like water for a bath. You pull off all of your clothes, ever'thing you got on, you get in there and take a bath in dat same water nine times.

(What do you mean nine times? All at once or different times?)

Dat same water -- don't throw dat water away, you keep it in something like you take a bath in. Never rub upwards -- always rub from here down [demonstrates].

(From your face right down.)

From there down. A person whut's been tricked in de skin, rub from here down and use dat water nine times, and de last time you use dat water, take it and throw it towards de sunrise, soon in the morning before the sun rise, so you get rid of dat complaint. Ah'm telling you whut's done happened to me.