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#353380 2004-09-17 7:45 PM
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This is ALL HER FAULT!!!!!


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Does it have to be fuck, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...

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Wednesday said:
Does it have to be fuck, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...




That seems like an odd assumption.


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"Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit...!"

Anyone else here think Oakley should switch to an Elmer Fudd avatar? It seems appropriate.

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Aw yeah...I gets ta make sweet lovin' to Sweet-lovin' Bunny! Hoo WAH!!!

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Wednesday said:
Does it have to be fuck, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...




Why would you want to touch that little slut?

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