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#353389 2004-09-17 7:46 PM
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THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!!! sHE NEEDS TO DIE!!!!


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Does it have to be kill, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...

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Does it have to be kill, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...




That seems like an odd assumption.


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"Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit...!"

Anyone else here think Oakley should switch to an Elmer Fudd avatar? It seems appropriate.


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Does it have to be kill, pseudo-Oakley? Or can I de-flower her by making sweet love to her? Assuming she's a virgin, of course...




You say the sweetest things.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Odd to assume she IS or ISN'T a cowbell?

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This thread is, like, some kinda... WIERD... MIRROR... THING!!!

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It's Freaky Friday...all sorts of weirdness is going on. Multiple threads that mirror each other. Chris_Oakley mirrors Chris Oakley. Madness, I tell you!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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ummm...yes, yes it is joe....but ummm....i think we all knwot he answer.

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There's a wedding soon, I'm sure of it.


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