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After seeing her in Get Shorty, I would gladly have sex with Bette Midler. I freely admit this and I'd brag about it if it ever happened.
This Post Brought To You To Talk About Something non-Oakley Related.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Who'd you rather have sex with, Bette Midler or Cher?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Who'd you rather have sex with, Bette Midler or Cher?
In their youth? Cher. Now? Bette Midler.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Great. Now you've scared all the Cuttlefish away.
Where there were once Cuttlefish there is now only the Middler.
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 This Cuttlefish has jetissoned a cloud of ink to cover it's escape from the voracious Middler. Cuttlefish ink was once used in photography. The word 'Sepia', describing the brownish pigment found in old photgraphs, is derived from the latin for Cuttlefish.
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Better them than Sneaky Bunny.
Actually, given the chance, I might've partaken in Sexy Bunny's pleaures. Were I not in a relationship. Which is wonderful and healthy and in no way is affected by this board. You pathetic piece of shit. Admit it, Chris: you wouldn't have sex with Bette Midler because you hold a candle for her former pianist, Barry Manilow.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Better them than Sneaky Bunny.
I bet you though you were safe from me here!
Now, punch yourself in the face for me!
stand back!
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HELP! I'M BEING STALKED BY AN OAKLEY! HE WANTS ME TO PUNCH MYSELF SO HE CAN DRESS ME UP LIKE HIS BOTHERS AND HAVE HIS WAY!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Who'd you rather have sex with, Bette Midler or Cher?
If you were David Bowie you could have sex with them both, Tina Turner AND Mick Jagger!
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"Hello, Mr. Polly Parrot! I've a nice fresh cuttlefish for you!"
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
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Better them than Sneaky Bunny.
Actually, given the chance, I might've partaken in Sexy Bunny's pleaures. Were I not in a relationship. Which is wonderful and healthy and in no way is affected by this board. You pathetic piece of shit. Admit it, Chris: you wouldn't have sex with Bette Midler because you hold a candle for her former pianist, Barry Manilow.
With all due respect, Joe, you should save your wrath for Sneaky Bunny, the true instigator of this whole episode. Thanks to her, I've been forced to cross lines I never would've even considered crossing just two weeks earlier, and the RKMBs are turning into a No Man's Land of hate and acrimony.
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Better them than Sneaky Bunny.
Actually, given the chance, I might've partaken in Sexy Bunny's pleaures. Were I not in a relationship. Which is wonderful and healthy and in no way is affected by this board. You pathetic piece of shit. Admit it, Chris: you wouldn't have sex with Bette Midler because you hold a candle for her former pianist, Barry Manilow.
With all due respect, Joe, you should save your wrath for Sneaky Bunny, the true instigator of this whole episode. Thanks to her, I've been forced to cross lines I never would've even considered crossing just two weeks earlier, and the RKMBs are turning into a No Man's Land of hate and acrimony.
stand back!
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Chris Oakley said:
Better them than Sneaky Bunny.
Actually, given the chance, I might've partaken in Sexy Bunny's pleaures. Were I not in a relationship. Which is wonderful and healthy and in no way is affected by this board. You pathetic piece of shit. Admit it, Chris: you wouldn't have sex with Bette Midler because you hold a candle for her former pianist, Barry Manilow.
With all due respect, Joe, you should save your wrath for Sneaky Bunny, the true instigator of this whole episode. Thanks to her, I've been forced to cross lines I never would've even considered crossing just two weeks earlier, and the RKMBs are turning into a No Man's Land of hate and acrimony.
But I like her. I don't like you. It seems kinda silly to "save my wrath" for someone I like. Don't YOU think that's kinda silly? Oh, wait...you took your wrath at Bunny out on Nuriko, didn't you...?
And stop sending your alt-id to proposition me. That's just weird! You live too close to me for that to even touch being funny.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Oh chris you make me so hott, lets go fuck your brother Joe Oakley
Chris has a super tight ass. i love it! Did i mention he sucks like a industrial vacuum?
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We should also call my cousins Farooq and Pedro!
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In less than a day this thread has been transformed from an idylic haven for cuttlefish to a spawning ground for middlers, polluted with the effluent from Oakley and bunny's flame war.
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A war that Sneaky Bunny started.
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Do not provoke backwards7 or he will unleash the deadly cuttlefish of Chthulhu upon us all.
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I'm gonna bwast backwawds7 and aw his cuttwefish fow this! And I'm gonna get that wascally wabbit, sneaky bunny too!
Hahahahahaha!
Kill da wabbit!
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What's a cuttlefish? 
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What's a cuttlefish?
Come over here and I'll show you. 
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if you were a man i'd snatch you up!
Chris has a super tight ass. i love it! Did i mention he sucks like a industrial vacuum?
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i told you already oakley don't treat your woman that way.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Eek!
Easy, I don't bite. Much. 
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