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oh come on we all knwo you wouldn't turn down a chance for labial infusion
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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...Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!
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No, don't even bother to speculate further. I have made up my mind. I don't want to embarass Pariah. That would be mean.
Now I know you're not serious.
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Well, if you really want me to just say it... but I really thought you were super embarassed about it. I don't want to betray private conversation confidentiality. I wouldn't want you to say anything I said so I won't say anything you told me in confidance.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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fuck him. he don't care! just tell us!
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Well... no. Really, if I do there's no reason for him to keep any confidentiality. Besides, he seemed so genuinely embarrassed about it. I don't want him to get even more depressed and commit suicide or anything.
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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He fixes the cable?
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Eh, I don't say stuff over the internet that I think is embarressing or actually matters to me THAT much.....Okay fine, it mattered to me for awhile--But then I was enlightened. I don't give a shit anymore either way.
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So.... are you saying I should tell everyone your little secret, then?
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No secret can be worth this kind of buildup. This sounds like farce.
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It's probably something like "He has a Care Bears collection" or "He is actually a happy-go-lucky guy with a beautiful girlfriend" or "He's a she". Something anti-climactic like that...
Actually, that Care Bears thing would be damn funny...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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So.... are you saying I should tell everyone your little secret, then?
Dude. It's up to you. Sheesh!
Is this a test? maybe. 
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I dunno. I was looking through a couple I saved... I don't want to give you the power of blackmail against me.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Fuck fuck fuck
Motha motha fuck
Motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck motha fuck
Noise, noise, noise
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Shmokin' weed
Shmokin' wizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties
Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
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Rollin' blunts and smokin'
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Let me get a nickle bag
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Put that shit in my hand
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I dunno. I was looking through a couple I saved... I don't want to give you the power of blackmail against me.
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"He is actually a happy-go-lucky guy with a beautiful girlfriend"
How could this be considered anti-climactic and not down right shocking?
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no pics available at this time. maybe I'll bring my cheap ass digital with me this weekend and snap some pics.
Then again, maybe not...
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no pics available at this time. maybe I'll bring my cheap ass digital with me this weekend and snap some pics.
Then again, maybe not...
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no pics available at this time. maybe I'll bring my cheap ass digital with me this weekend and snap some pics.
Then again, maybe not...
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so I was talking to my ex girlfriends cousin last night, and just for shits and giggles I thought I'd ask her out on Saturday night. I was totally expecting her to say no because
A} I knew she liked my brother at one time,
B} because I was engaged to her cousin and
C} because she's extremely attractive and I'm not.
To my suprise, she said yes.
So I continued, "Well, I was gonna go on a hike with my cousin and her boyfriend. Do you wanna go with me?" expecting her to say no because she's not the outdoorsy athletic type, and again, she said yes.
So I decided to press my luck further, and told her she should play flag football with us next Sunday because we're open about letting women play and don't get rough with them. Knowing how she hates sports because she says she can't play any, and because she's not the outdoorsy athletic type, I expected her to say no. Again, she said yes. So I told her that I'll call her this week and leave her a voicemail on definite plans, and she said okay.
First off, this girl is drop dead gorgeous. She has the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen. She has a fantastic body, and she likes to work out which is good because I do too. And yeah, she got big ol' boobies. She also loves the same type of music I do (Mudvayne, Metallica -the old stuff, Breaking Benjamin, Union Underground, etc...). She's also totally not somebody that looks like she'd like that music. She dresses in designer clothes, and basically looks like somebody most guys would be too nervous to approach.
The only thing about her I cannot stand is her naivette. It drives me insane. I'll make subtle jokes and she'll tell me she doesn't get it so I'll have to explain it. Or I'll make a playful jab at how I've never seen her wear t-shirts or sneakers and she'll think I'm trying to be mean, so I'll apologize and explain I was just playing around. Another problem is, my friend (the one that hit me and destroyed my car) is head over heels for her, but she's not interested in him at all. I've told him that more than once, and tried to introduce him to other girls. My other lady friend has even tried talking him out of going after her, but it's not working. So I just figure I'll go out with her, more or less as friends, and let things play out. I have no real intention of dating her, but you never know how things'll work out.
Is this the girl you have since married?
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Is this the girl you have since married? nope! In fact, until I read this I forgot I ever asked her out! So apparently I stood her up! lmao! Oh well, she was pretty fake anyway. She looked hot, but lacked any real substance. She's married now and crap, so good on her. I'm much happier with my wife than I'd ever have been with her.
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You should have still fucked her.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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nah. Hindsight being what it is, I'm much happier with the way things went. I love my crazy awesome low-maintenance wife. Oh, since I know you're wondering what she looked like, picture this:  with blue eyes, slightly smaller boobs (a D-cup, I believe) and just as high maintenance.
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'Maintenance' implies that you should stick around. I'm just talking about doing the sticking that counts and then getting the hell out of there.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Wednesday said:
I disagree with everyone. Don't play it cool. Act like a complete chump, and if that doesn't work, jump around and make random animal mating noises. Be sure to do this in a crowd of strangers, or, better yet, when surrounded by as many of her female friends as possible.
Trust me on this.
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Is this the girl you have since married? nope! In fact, until I read this I forgot I ever asked her out! So apparently I stood her up! lmao! Oh well, she was pretty fake anyway. She looked hot, but lacked any real substance. She's married now and crap, so good on her. I'm much happier with my wife than I'd ever have been with her. You're replying to me a year later! Thanks for being so prompt.
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no problem brother! 
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I'm getting an image of it, Doog, but more pics might help.
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nah. Hindsight being what it is, I'm much happier with the way things went. I love my crazy awesome low-maintenance wife. Oh, since I know you're wondering what she looked like, picture this: with blue eyes, slightly smaller boobs (a D-cup, I believe) and just as high maintenance. I currently have about 3 gigs of movies with her in it. also have some of her sister.
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