RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Manager of champions seeks wrestlers!

Make me,slut!

He won't. I will. Your wife is about to be made a widow.

Among other things.

Both of you can kiss my ass.XPW's going to win this war hands down.

Heh.

Dammit, Grimm, don't make me laugh.

You see that, Bobby? That's two foes I'm siding with. You think I like this? Your existence is anathema to me. I'm going to end YOU, your wife, your promotion, and anyone who has your stink on them.

The only thing you're gonna win is more asskickings from the RDCW. Billionaire Vince couldn't even put a dent in us. What makes you think you can, you ignorant little fucknut?

Vinnie Mac had a good plan...he just couldn't execute it fast enough.He didn't have the Rob Blackandblue gift for tactical thinking.RDCW's days are numbered--in single digits.

Senor, your tic tac tical thinking seems to have gotten your ass kicked. Don't fuck with Senor Bastardo and the Family.

You guys just got lucky.Period.X-Citing Power Wrestling's going to win this war and win it big.Those who join us will get huge rewards.Those who don't....are fucked.

You are the one who is being fucked. But not by your whore of a wife.

VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!

VIVA EL BASTARDO FAMILY!

VIVA RDCW!

Oh,you are so gonna get your dick cut off for that....Nobody disses lovely Lizzie and lives to tell about it.

Senor Bastardo has already taken your balls, now you are wanting him to cut off your penis, too? Truly you are glutton for punishment chihuahua boy.

Keep talking,you overgrown Rey Misterio wannabe....you're just walking one step closer to your own grave.

Right on,Mr.Blackandblue!
The Bastardos are just jealous 'cause they can't be part of the Blackandblue Army.

When we win the war against RDCW,first thing we're going to do is kick your sorry ass out the door.
It's hunting season,and you're my next trophy!

You messing with Joe Mama, punk? 'Cos if you are, you're gonna have to step past the Company Pitbull, and believe me when I say I make satan shit his pants.

I don't believe you,sissy boy.

Alrighty then. How about this: You and me, in the ring, in a hardcore match for the XPW championship!

Laugh all you want now,boy...when this war is over and XPW is dancing on RDCW's grave,the joke's gonna be on you.

Silly li'l grand-bitch. You're an oppossum on the road to the crippling of your owner. And I don't brake for vermin.

Charlie - while I appreciate the kind words and welcome you to Family Business, I think you have better things to do than face off against my grand-bitch. There are more important wrestlers for you to face than this jobber's jobber. The Hardcore Title is still in non-Family hands, as is the Lightweight Title. Plus, I think we should let Louie and Bill decide who...corrects...Racquel Darrian Irons.

Don't take him lightly...those XPW guys are devious as hell.

Deviant, perhaps.

You've heard about Neurosis,then?

I heard he's a dickless pansy, just like his boss, Rob NoBalls.

Told you Louie was jealous of me.He can't stand the fact that I'm running my own fed while he's just a second-string manager.

Like anybody would be jealous of a second-rate porno dealer like you.

Uh huh.

Your "World Champ" got his ass beaten by an EX-Bastardo. I don't think there's anything to worry about here. Tell your delusional, scatterbrained, no dick, boss to quit while he's ahead. Otherwise he's just gonna be another little speedbump on the Family Business victory highway.

Ahh, the sweet smell of success. Look at the championships contained in the Family Business!

The Lightweight Faggot Championship! Once again, Johnny Evil has captured the title by taking it away from that pretender, Spandex Monkey Man!

The Women's Booby Championship! Need I say anymore about the ravishing Sneaky Bunny? MisterJLA wants to bring in a newbie? Bring her on! The Bastardo Bunny will send her packing like she has all the rest.

The Donkey Lovin Tag Team Championship! King Snarf and Joe Mama continue to prove their dominance in the tag ranks! Not only did they win the Fear and Loathing Memorial Tournament Cup but now they hold the tag team titles as well!

The Intercuntinental Championship! And Joe Mama is unstoppable! The Family's Enforcer keeps rolling on! Speaking of which. . .

The EuroTrash Championship! Say goodbye to this one, kiddies. The Enforcer brought it home just in time for it to be retired. This title now hangs over my fireplace in my study at the palatial Bastardo Estates. And Nowhereman, that was just the start of what we're gonna take from you.

And a big shout out to the newest champion in the Family Business! One of Slick Willie Williams' Company boys!

The DCMBs Championship! Balls Nasty! A fine competitor and a worthy champion!

Now while it is true that there are some championships still not held by Family Business members, I think that matter will be rectified in very short time. I am now serving notice on all non-Family Business championship titleholders. We are coming for you and we will take your titles. It is only a matter of time.

And PenWing, you're at the top of the list.

Up yours,your overweight has-been.You won't get the chance to do anything to the dweebs in SD-6....because my Blackandblue Army will shred your precious Family like wet paper.First Obscene will whale the crap out of Choke-His-Chicken Mama,then Lizzie Boring will annihilate Disgrace and Geeky Bunny,then "Dixie Cash" Chris Blandrick will kill Johnny Reject,then Huge Rick Fudley will chokeslam El Uselesscreepo straight to hell,then Macy Snickers will wipe the floor with King Barf--and when the carnage is over and you're all alone,Louie Boy,yours truly will take what's left of your manhood and throw it and you in the dumpster with the rest of the trash.

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D'you think you could throw some spaces in your XPW chant? You post is a bit of a pain to read.

and my boys, the Legbreakers, the new RDLL Tag Team Champions. With this win, they move into position to take down the Allied Powers next week, and bring the World Tag Titles into the Family's possession!

Now I'd like to address what you're all no doubt expecting me to discuss. The Family's Enforcer, Joe Mama. You no doubt expect me to respond to Joe's accusations on Havoc, you expect me to run him down the way he ran down the Family. Well, I'm not going to.

You see, much of what Joe had to say is true. The Family has lost a bit of our competitive edge. Success has bred complacency in some. Thus, we have stumbled a bit and lost a few steps. But beginning next week, we are going to step back into the position of power in the RDCW!

Because my Legbreakers are gonna beat those tag titles off of old man Howdy and his gimp partner, JLA!

And then, Joe Mama, then, I MYSELF am going to be in the corner of the Pitbull, Charlie for his match against you! And I am going to manage Charlie to victory against you! And then, when you have fallen in defeat, you will come crawling back to the Family!

Y'all forget the Monkey Man...

SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAN!

Go get 'em, Spamm!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

The Captain's Corner? Meeko's Mic Night?

Once again, Louie Bastardo leads the way and everyone else follows along in his wake!

The most successful manager in RDCW history! The most successful talk show host in RDCW history! And I've only just begun!

No one thought I could take King Snarf and Chris Oakley to the top, yet that's just what I did! I made them the top two wrestlers in the RDCW at the same time!

No one thought that when the Bastardo Family was down to two wrestlers, Grace, and myself, that we'd come back bigger and better and stronger than ever! Yet that's exactly what we did! At No Way Out of the Closet, we redefined not only the Family, but the RDCW as a whole!

New managers popped up in our wake, each claiming they would put me and the Family down, yet here we still are. We've slipped a bit, I admit it. But we're still here. And we're poised to dominate once again.

No one thought we could consolidate a power base that would overrun the business. Yet the business merger with Slick Willie Williams allowed us to do just that. The Family Business is the largest, most successful stable in the RDCW. And that's fact.

Now, once again, no one thinks we can recover from our recent losses and forge ahead into new territory. But that's what being a Bastardo is all about. Moving on when other people give up. Rebounding, planning anew, and coming back stronger than ever. Some people just don't seem to get that.

But they will.

Aaaah, what a run.

The most successful manager and stable in RDCW history. Try and top that, you losers! But now, it's time to move on. To conquer new worlds. As Bastardo Productions ramps up in preparation for the release of Vanguard Atlantis: The Motion Picture, I have found more and more of my time consumed by the film industry. This has left me with much less time to spend with my charges.

Thus, I have made the decision to dissolve the Bastardo Family. I am replacing my good friend, Madman MarcuM as the premiere commentator on Tuesday Night Havoc and other RDCW events (although really, who could replace him?)which will keep me busy, but still allow me time to run the Bastardo studios.

To all my Family members, I wish you the best of luck. And I'll see you at ringside.