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Right now a pet peeve that's um...peeving me (?) is bad grammar and sentence structure while chatting with people online. If you're gonna chat, make some damn sense! I don't mind a person's missing punctuation and the occasional misspellings, but the missing words kinda bug me.
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Thats why I have sneaky bunny on my ignore list.
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Hrm........I don't like it when girls toy with guy's emotions. That REALLY gets to me. I also don't like drivers cutting in front of me, people who talk bad about me just loud enough so I can here it, and I think that's it for now...;p
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I had to fart but I was in class so I had to hold it for three hours.
when my sister's mad and just yells "HEY!" at short intervals until we give her some damn attention so she can chew us out for the sink being full of dishes. Just shout, damnit. It's not like we live in a fucking mansion, it's not goddamn hard to HEAR YOU SHOUTING. and don't fuckin' chew me out. she did the last load with mostly big dishes. I did the load before that and did a ton of little dishes that almost cleared the sink. She cheated and now kvetches?! bullshit.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Quote:
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I had to fart but I was in class so I had to hold it for three hours.
Farting is always funny. Don't be a pussy and hold it in or try to make it quiet. force it out and see if you can scare some people with it. Then blame it on the quietest person in the room.
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Yeah, it's like sneezing...let'r rip!
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Good idea except I didn't want to be couped up in a room for three hours that smelled like a nasty fart.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That would make it even better.
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Ah, another one is when people try to tell me how to do something when they know I know how to do it. I'm a big boy, lemme do it!
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I hate it when there's someone walking up behind me and they just pass without trying to molest me or anything. If I don't get accosted by drunken frat assholes, how am I ever gonna get laid?
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I hate it when people nail me to stuff.
That sucks.
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I hate when my penis falls off.
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I hate it when I wake up and theres a sock stuck to my cock.
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and thats why you are supposed to observe the first rule
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I hate it when I wake up and theres a sock stuck to my cock.
 sorry!
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and thats why you are supposed to observe the first rule
Wash your hands before dinner?
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I was made to hit in America!
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I hate it when people use text message abbreviations in emails. There's no fucking character limit, type the whole damn word!!!!
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I had a pet peeve once. It died.
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Be kind to your web-footed friends,
For a duck may be somebody's mother,
Be kind to your friends in the swamp
Where the weather is always damp,
You may think that this is the end.
Well, it is!
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pick up lines
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
You look just like Joan Rivers.
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Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Can I even get a fake number?
You sure have a great looking tooth.
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in The Amazing Spider-Man. (That's right folks it was the
narrator who said it first, not Peter Parker or his Uncle Ben.)
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would completely validate supersymmetrical theory if we could
include it in the bestiary." -- Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)
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"Guns don't hurt people, choke holds hurt people"
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Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
(Chorus:)
Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Spoken:)
I'm a thourough-bred
That's what she said
In the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
Of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
All night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
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Sucker-footed Bat
The Madagascar Sucker-footed Bat, Old World Sucker-footed Bat, or
Sucker-footed Bat (Myzopoda aurita and Myzopoda schliemanni) is a
species of bat in the Myzopodidae family. It is monotypic within
the genus Myzopoda. It is endemic to Madagascar. It is threatened
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not using a blinker. i just think it's rude.
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A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: “Anyone want to buy a
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What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!
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"Careful! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk . . ."
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Milhouse: Get a load of that quote, unquote Santa
Kid: I can't beleive those kids are falling for it.
Bart: Hey Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap!
Milhouse: Ah yeah, well I dare you to yank his beard off
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You Might Be Canadian If...
You hum David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme in the shower.
You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) don't always look like that.
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You Might Be Canadian If...
You find it difficult to explain "milk in a bag" to non-Canadians, and even more difficult to describe the "snippy-thing" used on bag corners. (Bonus points if your collected snippy-things are stuck to your fridge.)
You're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is .. uh, Toronto?"
Your Saturday nights in the Atlantic provinces include eating beans and brown bread as you watch Hockey Night in Canada.
You know that the Canadian Alliance is just the Reform Party with better hair.
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Frank Burns is a twat.
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