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#390433 2004-11-23 12:47 AM
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World's Biggest Origami Penis

I have to admit to being slightly disappointed. I was expecting some mammoth, three-dimensional monstrosity, so large that Tower Bridge would have to be raised to accomodate its gigantic length.

Instead we get this mere two dimensional, 10 foot 7 inch cock that can be easily supported by an adult man.

This is a dark day for pornographic origami.

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It took him 33 minutes to make it. Whats so spectacular about that?


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That's stupid.


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It took him 33 minutes to make it. Whats so spectacular about that?




It only took him two minutes to insert it into his anus while singing "Oh what a lovely tea-party!"


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I play with my penis for half an hour a day and it doesn't get reported on the internet.


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go.

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I play with my penis for half an hour a day and it doesn't get reported on the internet.




Only half an hour? I find that very unlikely!

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Per "session".


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He looks way to happy to be holding that penis.


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That POS took half a fuckin' hour?

But it's bollocks!

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I have no time for a man that takes 33 minuets to erect a penis.


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Well maybe he was just nervous okay??? Huh???

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Yeah, cut im some slack. It's gotta be a bitch waiting for all the blood to fill a 10 foot cock.


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