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My goddamn powersource cut out this morning. Computer shut off just when I was about to send an e-mail. Fucker.
So this isn't my computer and you can guess who I am 'cause I felt I needed yet another known alt ID.
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I don't think you're who you imply.
Cuz' your just so damn yourself that it would be too predictable.
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I got the new Y book.
It's coo'.
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Oh, it's Uschi (most likely)! I see the little PM icon flashing and I'm thinking, "Who the fuck is Busted Arse?!? Is it JQ? Someone else's alt id? Did I tell one of my friends about the board and they registered and just assume I would know it was them?"
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All hail King Snarf!
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that's why I mentioned the baldness....
yeah. My computer is bustedass shitfuck.
But Julie and Andrew came home and brought Char so I'm gonna go play Star Wars Trivial Persuit.
buh-bye! ...fer now.
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that's why I mentioned the baldness....
Oh, that'll single you out from the EVERYBODY who says that to me....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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She's not bald, she's festively plump.
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Ha! first time in MONTHS you've made me laugh, Pariah!
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that's why I mentioned the baldness....
Oh, that'll single you out from the EVERYBODY who says that to me....
Yeah... but I ALLWAYS mention it to you. You look good balding.
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We should hold a ritual shaving festival.
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Who wants to be first to shave somethoing on Time Trust?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Don't everyone line up at once.
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I shaved me today. So I wore shorts. And quickly removed them for pants because it's colder than a witch's tit out there.
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I shaved me today. So I wore shorts. And quickly removed them for pants because it's colder than a witch's tit out there.
I like that expression, except I prefer "witch's teat" 'cause it sounds more Old World.
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witch tit sounds like a shitty exuse at a rhyme
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Dear Straight Dope:
At work today we were discussing the weather and one of the women wanted to know where the phrase "colder than a witch's tit" originated. Another woman theorized that it existed because it was easier to say than "colder than a warlock's ..."--well, it rhymes with warlock. My own favorite descriptive is "colder than a well-digger's ass in January." Anyway, do you have anything on the origin of the "witch's tit" phrase? --Gary W. Bourbonais, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
SDSTAFF Melis replies:
I'm glad the women in this office brought this up. Not that I object in any way to frank and open discussion, but you remember what happened to Clarence Thomas.
The simple explanation is that "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is, well, cold as a witch's tit.
But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's tit (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution. Makes The People's Court look kinda dull now, eh?
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"devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth"
get rough in the sack and SHE'S A WITCH!
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oooooooh, good one. so thoughtful of you.
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