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I'm sure they know which spot to aim for straight off whereas it takes a partner a few minutes to find it & then do it properly enough for the desired result.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Two or three times a day.
Doesn't it take like a super long time for a woman to do it?
um...not exactly, fo r me at most 30 min.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Here's the original version:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said do u wanna
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun
but silly jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son
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W-wow.....That....That was pretty good.
I gotta remember that one.
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ZOD thinks it would have a better rhythm if "son" was replaced with "daughter."
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ah, but that wouldn't go with teh ABAB rhythm patern!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ah, but that wouldn't go with teh ABAB rhythm patern!!
do you mean rhythm pattern or rhyme pattern.
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I've heard of Jill as a term for female masturbation.
That is all I have to say.
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Do discussions about checking for squirrels make you ill at ease, Steve?
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Makes me tingle in my dirty place.
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"My mommy told me that dirty thoughts would make me turn into a statue, and I could feel it starting."
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 I will be stealing that one.
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For your hangover blues:
A slice of bread, two sausages, split into halves and smothered with Daddies Brown Sauce, a slice of fried bread, two rashers of bacon, a fried egg, runny so it bursts when you top it with the final slice of bread.
Perhaps it is my American-ness showing, but what is a rasher?
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Shiny!
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Each slice is a rasher.
Tut, you Yanks! Speek Inglisch!
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Two or three times a day.
Doesn't it take like a super long time for a woman to do it?
um...not exactly, fo r me at most 30 min.
30 minutes?
As in half an hour?
AS IN 30 FRIGGIN GOBDARNED MINUTES???
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As I have mentioned in the past, I've never masturbated.
Sexual repression is the best repression!
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As I have mentioned in the past, I've never masturbated.
Sexual repression is the best repression!
Liar.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Y'know, I think Stareena needs to tell us more about her habits. Does she pleasure herself in the shower, the bedroom, or the kitchen? Does she use toys at all? Does she have any pictures she can share with us? We need to know!
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All hail King Snarf!
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Screw your ABAB!!!
You want to screw ABBA? They're old, and there are guys in the band!
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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I thought he wanted to screw Ahab that salty old sea captain...
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Y'know, I think Stareena needs to tell us more about her habits. Does she pleasure herself in the shower, the bedroom, or the kitchen? Does she use toys at all? Does she have any pictures she can share with us? We need to know!
This question is also directed to Sneaky, Uschi, and any other women who've replied to this thread....
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