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SpongeBob kidnappers seek doll ransom Quote:
(AP) — Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King.
They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.
At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.
Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.
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rex thats not funny. plankton has spongebob and hes coming after patrick next.
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The squirrel who wears the spacesuit will rescue them.
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Sandy, her name is Sandy. rex do you even watch Spongebob? if not please leave this thread, and take you funny little comments to the off topic forum.
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Sandy, her name is Sandy. rex do you even watch Spongebob? if not please leave this thread, and take you funny little comments to the off topic forum.
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Sandy, her name is Sandy. rex do you even watch Spongebob? if not please leave this thread, and take you funny little comments to the off topic forum.
I watch it all the time. I just had a brain fart.
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I dont watch it and I think the whole concept of stealing the spongebob display is really funny and quite stupid. Sounds like a buncha high schoolers got kinda bored and thought, "Dude wouldnt it be fun if we kidnapped it and held it for ransom :P" "Like totally....."
I liked the fact that his friend is next LOL.......funniest thing I read all day!!!
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Funny? You think kidnapping a person is funny?
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It's a stupid blow up figure I mean come on mxy.....wheres your sense of humor???
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Mxy doesn't have a sense of humor.
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I dont watch it and I think the whole concept of stealing the spongebob display is really funny and quite stupid. Sounds like a buncha high schoolers got kinda bored and thought, "Dude wouldnt it be fun if we kidnapped it and held it for ransom :P" "Like totally....."
I liked the fact that his friend is next LOL.......funniest thing I read all day!!!
you can go fuck yourself. spongebob is missing and plankton is obviously behind this. what kind of a sicko gets there kicks reading about a kidnapping. i bet you wouldnt find it so funny if it was your family.
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LOL bsams.....I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings with Spongebob. I know most men in their thirties like you somehow still have problems distinguishing between pretend and reality!
Here's hoping that you come back to the real world soon.........
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fuck off this was on yahoo news it really happened. check the link before you start talking your crap.
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LOL bsams.....I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings with Spongebob. I know most men in their thirties like you somehow still have problems distinguishing between pretend and reality!
Here's hoping that you come back to the real world soon.........
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I have herpes or I'm gay?
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Bsams where do I start??? I Understand why you posted the link but then when you said, " Quote:
you can go fuck yourself. spongebob is missing and plankton is obviously behind this. what kind of a sicko gets there kicks reading about a kidnapping. i bet you wouldnt find it so funny if it was your family.
" I thought you might have severe issues taking the issue so seriously. So nevermind.......maybe you were just being sarcastic and I was clueless picking up on it or maybe you were for real at any rate I give up...common sense will not prevail in this thread!
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common sense. common sense?!?!?!?!you making fun of a kidnapping is not common sense!!!!
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Of a blowed up doll?????? Its not like it was a human being bsams 
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blow up doll? your sposed to talk about that shit in the womens forum sicko!
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This issue is funny, but I can relate to the "victim"...even if it's just Burger King.
Years ago my Dad made a 6 foot tall Santa Homer out of plywood. It looks really good. Well one year when we put it out for Christmas, it was stolen. My mom and the rest of us were pretty heartbroken over it. She even put an ad in the paper for it to be returned. Well someone must have felt guilty, cause it was dumped in a nearby dumpster. A neighbor found it and it was quickly returned before the following Christmas.
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local6.com Inflatable SpongeBob Characters Disappearing From Burger KingsPOSTED: 4:03 pm EST December 1, 2004 UPDATED: 4:25 pm EST December 1, 2004 JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- There is a nationwide rash of thefts of 9-foot-tall and 9-foot-wide SpongeBob SquarePants inflatables propped on the roofs of Burger Kings.
 More than 50 SpongeBob-nappings have been reported from Florida to Utah since the pop icon started appearing on fast-food restaurant rooftops in a promotional tie-in with his movie Nov. 11. Employees at a Burger King near Palatka are among the latest to report the theft of the $500 balloon last weekend.
"We don't have any theories. SpongeBob SquarePants is kind of a fad. It could be a childhood prank or an adult trying to get a fad item for Christmas," Putnam County sheriff's Lt. Steve Rose said Wednesday. "If any leads come across, we will follow up in hopes of making an arrest."
As part of the promotion, 4,704 inflatable SpongeBobs weighing 50 pounds were ordered for restaurants nationwide, said a Burger King company spokesman. The animated movie and TV star brought to you by Nickelodeon is featured on Burger King children's meals, watches and toys.
The bigger-than-life sized versions of "The SpongeBob Square Pants Movie" star seem to have turned up on eBay, selling for as much as $1,000.
The use of SpongeBob SquarePants is aimed at young males, which is "the hardest market to get to," said Jim Twitchell, a professor of advertising and English at the University of Florida.
"SpongeBob is an idea character. He's not just a kiddie character. He's a transcendent icon, and the fact that he works in a fast-food place is even better," he said.
Twitchell suspects young men are behind most thefts of the famous Krabby Patty flipper.
"From a marketing point of view, stealing generates value," he said. "They will show up in fraternity houses for sure."
Burger King is not actively pursuing the missing inflatables, said a Burger King spokesman, who refused to be identified.
"At the moment, it is sort of a very amusing phenomenon. We hope it is just a prank, and the SpongeBobs come back."
Miami-based Burger King Corp. has 7,956 stores in the United States, and about 7,000 participated in the promotion. Not all of them ordered balloons.
Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Of a blowed up doll?????? Its not like it was a human being bsams
That's what they used to say about the Indians, you barbarian.
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its people like her who caused the holocaust.
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I'm tired of shit like this. When will some understand that sponges are people too? Just because they're made of foam doesn't mean they can't feel. If you pinch them, do they not bleed?
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its people like her who caused the holocaust.
HOLOCAUSTER!
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LOL guys......and how did this thread wind up under deep thoughts???
If ya'll are gonna start griping about Spongebob, then I want my very first little pony back that my sister stole and twisted the head off of years ago :P
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why dont you put a hitler quote in your thread while your at it Holocausterer!
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Woah bsams.....if I didn't know better I'd say you were pmsing....I swear guys have just as bad a mood swings at girls during certain times of the month!
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laugh it up sicko,but over a hundred people died......
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Even more if we count sponges... but I guess that doesn't make any difference to you, does it?
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hitler only hated one people more than the jews and that was the sponges.
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