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in this special feature i will pass along tips and experiences ive had picking up bitches( dames, skirts, chicks ect.). this is inspired by drzsmiths great sports thread from way back when. cooments are welcome and i may provide for a Q&A session later in thread. rob you may wanna headline this as i think it will have great social as well as spiritual value for all those who use this wisdom. call the neihbors and wake the kids this is an extravaganza they wont wann miss:
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At the local Marathon gas station there was this hot little brunette that worked at the counter. Body like Kobe Tai face like Catheren Zeta what she was doin at a gas station I do not know. Anyways after talking over with my friend Bert on numerous occasions how I'd like to make fuck with her he agreed he was of the same opinion about her. So one day we were in there paying for gas and this girl we'll call her Stephanie because that is her name. Stephanie says, "Will there be anything else?" and Bert says, "Yeah would you mind if me and the Dude take you in the back and double up on you?" She smiled and handed us our change.
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One time in a bar in Hillsboro I walked by this chick with a awesome ass. As the line of people brushed through the crowded bar I reached backwards and squeezed her ass. She slapt the guy that was behind me. Henceforth I have refered to this technique as the "Drive By Ass Grabbing"
Bonus info: For fun take some friends to a crowded bar and see who can get the other ones slapped the most. Winner should have a drink bought for him by the losers.
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Me and my friends used to have a game where after drinking we would go to Denny's and ask the ugliest waitresses there for their phone numbers. It was hilarious to see the fuglies to get excited over nothing.
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no offfense but that sounds mean.
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This is a fun feature. I'm heartily amused.
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Should a man am sleep with the same women twice?
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You'll be lucky if she sleeps with you once,dont get ahead of yourself!
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One time while in a video store during my high school years this very sexy brunette came in and was talking to the owner of the store at the counter. My friends Bert and Ernie and I were checking her out from around the corner. As if joined by a psychic link Jason grabbed Steve's ankles and I shoved him sending him recklessly at the brunette. Simultaneously Bert yells, Hey lady check me out!" as Ernie falls at her feet. Disgusted she leaves, and Ernie does not talk to us for over two hours.
Video Store Extra: We were soon barred from the video Store for taking a magic marker and altering the first "T" on 3 copies of "Tucker a man and his dream" to an "F".
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One time my friends Lenny and Squiggy went to a Dejavu strip club. The lap dance booths were full so I received a lap dance from this girl on a couch while she stood on a stool. She slipped off the stool and her vagina lips scraped my nose. She said, "Whoops" I asked her if she was alright. She said yes. My friends and I laughed about it on the way home.
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This is the greatest thread ever!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I used to come home from work and unwind by watching Saved By The Bell and Baywatch reruns on TBS. One day while watching Baywatch my then wife started on a tirade. "You get off on watching those hot women run down the beach don't you? Don't you?!?!?!" I replied, "Honey don't you think if I was turned on by hot women I would have married one?" A drinking glass then smashed against the wall right above my head.
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A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!
THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!!!
THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!
GET THE ALUMINUM POLE!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, Grimm. I can't go. My boss at the bagel factory is making me work this year. But I heard "strike" being mentioned, so who knows...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I know! What are we ever gonna do without our bagels?
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Sorry, Grimm. I can't go. My boss at the bagel factory is making me work this year. But I heard "strike" being mentioned, so who knows...
Listen, if the phone rings, let me answer it. I gave this guy a fake number.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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