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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Well, hello.....


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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Rescue 911 my heart!


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Lets set our phasers to a candel lit dinner.


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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Captain America was a good chap. He was trained by the very best superhero traing there is.

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Wow. I just missed the Pokemaster again.

Darn. That happens to me every time.

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Congratulations,Uschi.You've just clinched your membership in the Bad Puns Hall of Fame.

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granny... whats granny doing with that lady mommy


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Congratulations,Uschi.You've just clinched your membership in the Bad Puns Hall of Fame.




Are you two the only members now?


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I think you make it three.

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My sister used to have a t-shirt with the caption "Women With Balls" and a rendition of an old painting with nekkid women holding orbs.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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