RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling wrestlemania 21 predictions

as we approach the road to mania, lets start the rumors, speculuation, and crap anticipation! here's my thoughts of mania and beyond:

evolution revolution:
batista will follow through on his match with triple h at wrestlemania. after a lengthy exchange, and struggled build up, batista will finally gain the upper hand, with the crowd soundly behind him. he fights through the pedigree, and turns to power bomb triple h ... but is surprised by a run in RKO from randy orton. orton drags a knocked out h's over batista for the pinfall victory.

all of which is later explained -- orton, after losing once more to h's at the rumble, realized he's never going to get another power ride like he had with evolution. so, to get back in good graces with h's, he grants the game the belt. together, hhh, flair, a rejuvenatedly heel orton, and malicious and delicous seductress stacy keibler form a new, unified evolution, while batista serves as the sympathetic uberface.

hollywoooood:
making a much hyped and loudly welcomed wwe return, the rock steps through the entrance way in his new home, hollywood california. after a long but amazing promo, he says he'd like to introduce the crowd to the latest hollywood icon, and with that, the crash of glass announces stone cold steve austin.

both the icons stand in the ring, together, telling the crowd that their new status has allowed them to push aside past differences. however, their image is not yet complete. they'd like to further welcome a man who best fits hollywood ... hollywood hulk hogan.

the three will dominate the ring with sheer presence and the 12 hairs between them. ovations will abound, but more importantly, storylines will be set, as the three, individually or together, will make random and sporadic appearances on both raw and smackdown through out the year -- ignoring the branding rules, as they each feel, and perhaps rightfully so, that they're above the business.

I like the last one.......I miss hogan rock and austin

Predictions:

A referee will get knocked down at a critical point in a match. While the ref is knocked out (a wrestler most likely bumped into him) the good guy will pin the bad guy, holding the bad guy down for about 8 months. The bad guy will then cheat, and go for a pin. The ref will amazingly wake up, count out the good guy, and then pass out again.


A manger will jump on the ring apron, and distract the ref. While the ref's back is turned, the bad guy will hit the good guy with the chair (the ref won't hear the loud noise a chair makes when it hits someone's head) and then the bad guy will pin the good guy. The manager will instantly jump off the apron; the ref will turn around, look confused for a moment, and then count out the good guy.

More to follow...

it's like deja vu

The announcers will scream at the top of their lungs.

The announcers will also spent 89% of the time hyping up the next pay-per-view, which will be "The biggest pay-per-view of all-time".

A good guy will get his brains scrambled for 10 minutes, the crowd will cheer for him, thus giving him energy, he'll then hit 3 moves and win.

13 different titles will be "on the line".

A ref will get knocked out (again). A bad guy will storm the ring from the dressing room, and interfere. (Note: He MAY hit the wrong guy) The match will end this way.

A herd of raging wildebeast will storm the ring causing Vince McMahon to break his other knee.

Meanwhile Scott Steiner will sit at home taking steroids & Lex Luger will be butt fucked in prison.

A mysterious masked man will attack a small chinese man backstage only to be revealed later as nobody anyone gives a shit about,so WWE will give them a huge push!

Freddie Mercury will come back from the dead & become the Undertakers new manager!

Hulk Hogan will be inducted into a museum!

Chyna will form the new "Not a man,not a woman" division!

Stacy Kiebler will eat some food!

WWE will finally unveil new heavyweight titles for Heat,Velocity,Afterburn & any other show they currently have!

Steven Richards will become the first superstar to win every single title (including the womens) in the same night!

JR will have another stroke & die on air............ratings will go through the roof!

Eugene will be revealed to have faked his injury. He will come back, beat the living shit out of Triple H and Shatista, and will win the title.

Let's face it, he bloody well should.

i was actually thinkin eugene might show up at mania and be smart. like, all those injuries and bumps to the head cured him of his retardentia.

c'mon, its the wwe.

Prediction: It. Will. SUCK.

Unless Eugene (my personal fave wrestler of the moment) is back, then probably, yeah.

Spoilers for anyone who didn't see Smackdown on 2-10-05.




















First, some predictions for No Way Out:

John Cena will defeat Booker T in their seminfinals match. Why? Because at No Way Out, Undertaker will somehow cause Angle to lose to Cena. Also at No Way Out, JBL will successfully defend his title against Big Show.

At Wrestlemania:

Undertaker will defeat Angle in what will probably be a casket match, and Cena will defeat JBL. While I'm at it, I'll also predict that Batista will defeat HHH. This will mirror last year, when the WWE gave the titles to Benoit and Guerraro, two veterans. This time, however, due to extreme lack of creativity, they will give the titles to two young wrestlers, neither of whom will hold on to them for very long.

Errr no,its pretty obvious Angle will be facing HBK at WrestlMania.........please try to keep up!

I don't see it. What I see is HBK causing Angle to lose to Undertaker at Wresltmania, and Angle possibly moving to Raw to take on HBK.

I haven't watched the shows lately, but it's pretty obvious they're setting up:

Angle vs. HBK and

Taker/Kane vs. Snitsky/Heidenreich for WM.

I do think Batista and Cena have a pretty good chance of winning the titles. I think they'll get a period of holding them to see how well they do, and if ratings and attendance go up and sustain themselves, things might turn around. Might happen, might not.

I saw a guy wrestle a bear on tv once.

I predict it will cost more money than it is worth to watch it, but people will but it anyway.

Taker vs. Angle can't happen at No Way Out because there is only one more Smackdown till No Way Out. And at No Way Out, Angle faces the winner of Cena vs. Booker T for the title shot at Wrestlemania.

I'll admit, I could be wrong. It could be HBK that shows up at No Way Out to fuck with Angle. But I really hope it's Taker, and I really hope Angle makes his way to Raw to feud with HBK.

Still, No Way Out will most likely set up one of these scenarios.

I'm pretty sure that much like Goldberg showing up at last year's No Way Out, HBK will show up and derail Angle's plans, setting up both HBK/Angle and Cena/JBL for Mania.

Taker will likely get taken out of the equation by Heidenreich and/or Snitsky, setting that up.

I just caught the end of the Angle/Misterio match in Japan. Pretty good stuff.

That was the best Angle/Mysterio match I have seen. Hell, that may have been the best Mysterio match I have seen.

Well, RAW just gave away what's going to happen on Sunday with Angle.

Undertaker will face John Cena, and walk away with his unblemished record still intact.

Cena will not walk away as both of his pathetic useless legs will be broken.

You're not the first person to tell me that. I have heard of these Mysterio/Malenko matches and all of the little technical stuff they did, going from one rolling pin to another, among other things. I don't think most of these guys learn how to wrestle anymore. I know they don't learn how to promote themselves.

One of the best matches I've ever seen was a tag between Benoit/Malenko vs. Kidman/Mysterio. Great fucking wrestling going on there.

I think it's telling that the best new name at the moment is Batista.

Cena is bad, but looks to be shaping up nicely. Give him a few months and I think he might be someone worth watching.

Shelton Benjamin should lose his title and then spend some time lower on the card, working up to pole position.

Of the rest, I think Tajiri is long overdue for a push, and Big Show should win something major.

Give Undertaker the WWE championship. God knows he deserves it.

You think Benjamin & Cena are not that good but think Tajiri & Big Show are?

Is this Bizarro world or something?

He's a little strange like that.

Tajiri is pretty good though. I saw the Reagal/Tajiri match in Japan and he rocked.

Big Show's the third coolest big guy in the WWE.

Tajiri is a one trick pony.
How many moves does he have outside of kicking people?
Well,he hangs upside down on the ropes & spits in peoples faces!

I am not as down on Big Show as most,but saying he is better than Cena or Benjamin is crazy.
Benjamin is a great wrestler who I initially wasnt impressed with as he kept giving away moves in advance,but has since got into his groove & made one of the biggest pure wrestling impacts in recent memory.
Ok,so his mic skills still have some way to go,but even that is getting better.

Actually, I was impressed with Benjamin for an entirely different reason. For an amatuer wrestler, he's very good at doing RVD-style kicks.

I think one of the reasons I now like him so much is his obvious admiration of Sting!
Even if I hadnt read he was a big fan,I'd have noticed it from his in ring work!

And props to JR for calling it a "Stinger Splash" every time Shelton splashes the guy in the corner. You'd think JR would call it something weird, and then comment about the impact on the sternum, but no. He gets it right.

Drop toe hold!

Okay, Okay. If he's a Sting Fan I forgive him.

Maybe JR thinks Shelton IS Sting.

It would be kinda funny if he came out for a match dressed like Sting.