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First Blood.
It's the re-write a movie's tagline thread!!!
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ROB KAMPHAUSEN. He ruled Roboken with absolute power. No one could touch him. No one could stop him. - Until Eliot Ness and a small force of men swore they'd bring him down
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All he wanted was a planet to tame and that red head chick from the Enterprise, now all he wants to do is kill.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
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The point is to make up a new funny tagline for a movie.
Not to copy the tagline the tagline but insert Rob's name in it.
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The Matrix Reloaded: "What is the Matrix? Apparently, it's really, really dumb."
The Scorpion King: "Finally, the Rock has come back to Mesopotamia!"
Alexander: "Like Gladiator, but with more homoerotica."
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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The Scorpion King: "Finally, the Rock has come back to Mesopotamia!"
"Gone back to Mesopotamia" would be funnier, I think.
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No...the Rock always "come[s] back" to places.
"Rob Is The Warmest Place To Hide"
"A comedy about fear of commitment, hating your job, falling in love and other Rob favorites."
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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No...the Rock always "come[s] back" to places.
Which is why "goes" would be funnier, methinks... mayhaps... fortnight... forsooth... n'stuff...
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You keep all that fancy-speak to yerself, boy!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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 Tell The Rock you did not just say that! The Rock can't go back to Mesopotamia because it's now Iran.
If you smell-lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel what The Rock is cookin'.
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"Troy" - If getting people to buy tickets is worth fighting for, it has known no greater battle.
"Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves" - No tights. No English accent. No mercy.
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"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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I think you really are Mister Mixelpick, I'm not stupid.
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You know, before I read this thread, all I wanted was a sandwich. Now all I want to do is kill.
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And Istanbul was Constantinople.
Istanbul was Constantinople.
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I thought Keanu Reeves was playing him.
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And Istanbul was Constantinople.
Istanbul was Constantinople.
That's what I said.
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I'm Brian Fellow!
Hello Barbara!
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